Corrupted Wish - Page 3

Elspode · 10-25-2005, 12:59 PM

Your kids do their chores, but you are struck mute and your hands and arms fall off.

I wish I could predict the outcome of sporting events.

Happy Monkey · 10-25-2005, 01:10 PM

Poof!
You become a Pro Wrestling scriptwriter.

I wish I could keep my health indefinately.

smoothmoniker · 10-25-2005, 02:49 PM

even after the dozens of tests, the doctors still can't give you a definitive answer on why your teeth keep exploding.

I wish I could take financial risks without having any negative consequences.

Pie · 10-25-2005, 03:23 PM

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose... You're broke.

I wish I had gotten a PhD.

Trilby · 10-25-2005, 03:25 PM

A PhD is bestowed upon you from on high---too bad it's in proctology!

I wish I could control the entire world.

mrnoodle · 10-25-2005, 03:26 PM

You control the entire world. You're not good at it, though.

I wish I would stop procastinating.

Trilby · 10-25-2005, 03:27 PM

NOODLE!!!!

mrnoodle · 10-25-2005, 03:28 PM

dude.

i was writing it before there were any more. edited to reflect the new entries

BigV · 10-25-2005, 03:31 PM

Granted.

It's only procrastination if you remember you didn't do it. Your chronic Alzheimer's removes this burden from you. You really enjoy the novelty of your velcro closing slippers, every morning.

I wish I wasn't afraid to wish for something that y'all'll just mess up.

Elspode · 10-25-2005, 04:06 PM

You no longer fear wishing for things that Cellarites will subsequently mess up, however, coming to grips with your fear shatters your grip on reality, and you wander the streets talking to telephone poles and dogs, calling out Wolf's name.

I wish I could do plumbing work.

BigV · 10-25-2005, 04:51 PM

Granted.

You are cordially invited to our next holiday feast. We can put all the leaves in the table, break out the card tables, dirty every pot and pan in the kitchen and there will be wine and merrymaking and gustatory delights for all! But since our small old house has antique plumbing and *no* garbage disposal, you are guaranteed a shot at some plumbing work, after all that food will need to go somewhere, somehow, and soon. So pick up your tools and prepare to show your plumber's crack to all.

I wish this current stressful situation with my mom was successfully finished.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-25-2005, 05:26 PM

settled But your so happy about it you celebrate by buying 35 goats with forewarned repercussions at home.

I wish I could retire.

Bullitt · 10-25-2005, 07:23 PM

You retire, and 5 days later paper and electronic record of your existance vanishes, Social Security, everything; you get pulled over speeding to Wal*Mart and end up getting deported to Ukraine.

I wish i didn't have ADD.

Clodfobble · 10-25-2005, 09:56 PM

Your attention span focuses and legthens, until you realize that you are OCD.

I wish we could eat dinner at 7:00 in the evening like normal people.

footfootfoot · 10-25-2005, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I wish we could eat dinner at 7:00 in the evening like normal people.

Every evening you sit down to dinner at 7:00 pm and have a nice hearty bowl of cheetos and grasshopper pie, washed down with warm, flat genny cream ale.

I wish I had more time in my darkroom.

10-25-2005, 12:59 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Your kids do their chores, but you are struck mute and your hands and arms fall off. I wish I could predict the outcome of sporting events. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-25-2005, 01:10 PM	#2
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Poof! You become a Pro Wrestling scriptwriter. I wish I could keep my health indefinately. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-25-2005, 02:49 PM	#3
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	even after the dozens of tests, the doctors still can't give you a definitive answer on why your teeth keep exploding. I wish I could take financial risks without having any negative consequences. __________________ to live and die in LA

10-25-2005, 03:23 PM	#4
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose... You're broke. I wish I had gotten a PhD. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-25-2005, 03:25 PM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	A PhD is bestowed upon you from on high---too bad it's in proctology! I wish I could control the entire world. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-25-2005, 03:26 PM	#6
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	You control the entire world. You're not good at it, though. I wish I would stop procastinating. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

10-25-2005, 03:27 PM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	NOODLE!!!! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-25-2005, 03:28 PM	#8
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	dude. i was writing it before there were any more. edited to reflect the new entries __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

10-25-2005, 03:31 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Granted. It's only procrastination if you remember you didn't do it. Your chronic Alzheimer's removes this burden from you. You really enjoy the novelty of your velcro closing slippers, every morning. I wish I wasn't afraid to wish for something that y'all'll just mess up. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-25-2005, 04:06 PM	#10
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You no longer fear wishing for things that Cellarites will subsequently mess up, however, coming to grips with your fear shatters your grip on reality, and you wander the streets talking to telephone poles and dogs, calling out Wolf's name. I wish I could do plumbing work. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-25-2005, 04:51 PM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Granted. You are cordially invited to our next holiday feast. We can put all the leaves in the table, break out the card tables, dirty every pot and pan in the kitchen and there will be wine and merrymaking and gustatory delights for all! But since our small old house has antique plumbing and no garbage disposal, you are guaranteed a shot at some plumbing work, after all that food will need to go somewhere, somehow, and soon. So pick up your tools and prepare to show your plumber's crack to all. I wish this current stressful situation with my mom was successfully finished. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-25-2005, 05:26 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	settled But your so happy about it you celebrate by buying 35 goats with forewarned repercussions at home. I wish I could retire. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-25-2005, 07:23 PM	#13
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	You retire, and 5 days later paper and electronic record of your existance vanishes, Social Security, everything; you get pulled over speeding to WalMart and end up getting deported to Ukraine. I wish i didn't have ADD. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass. Last edited by Bullitt; 10-25-2005 at 07:26 PM.*

10-25-2005, 09:56 PM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Your attention span focuses and legthens, until you realize that you are OCD. I wish we could eat dinner at 7:00 in the evening like normal people.

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