Name that White Trash! - Page 3

Hobbs · 09-16-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

all i know is my g-string is around my ankles.

You think you got it bad? I have somebody elses g-string around my ankles.

Tonchi · 09-16-2005, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Hobbs

You think you got it bad? I have somebody elses g-string around my ankles.

If she didn't leave it knotted around your neck, you are still ahead

Elspode · 09-16-2005, 04:28 PM

I, for one, care not one whit about Ms. Spears' intellect, her upbringing, performing abilities or conversational qualities. She can be as white trash as Daisy Duke's grandma, and I wouldn't care. In fact, I am greatly encouraged by her childbirth choice, as it keeps thing relatively unabused in the long run, thus further fanning my fantasy flames. The only thing about Britney that interests me has been preserved and well-maintained (though a good washing is probably in order).

If only she wasn't saving herself for Bruce.

be-bop · 09-16-2005, 06:30 PM

Unsure about the the term White Trash is that the same or higher up the food chain a bit from a Redneck please explain???

xoxoxoBruce · 09-17-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

If only she wasn't saving herself for Bruce.

Naw, I don't want her, again.

BigV · 09-16-2005, 01:47 AM

She has been a little pregnant the past couple of week, though, you have to give her that.

Tonchi · 09-16-2005, 01:53 AM

Then I guess Britney wouldn't have been impressed with the 250-lb black woman who went into labor during the hurricane so she swam out the window of her apartment in order to get to the hospital and finish delivering her baby.

undone · 09-16-2005, 10:16 AM

Aw, trailer parks can be fun. You get to share your Hamm's with all your neighbors. You can hang your wash out with the neighbor lady. You can cultivate flamingos in the front dirt. Your old man can always find help in the middle of the day from all the other out of work losers to work on his broke down pickup. Wal-mart is just around the corner. You can round up all the neighbor kids, find your best cereal bowl and give dollar haircuts. I don't know why they call it "Hamburger Helper" it does just fine by itself.

zippyt · 09-16-2005, 03:05 PM

Damn , some body ELSE cought on th the PMS Federline !!!!!!!

plthijinx · 09-17-2005, 12:30 AM

here's the laydown from skoal spitter to heineken drinker:
white trash (because not all white trash can afford a trailer)
trailer trash (makes enough money to at least afford rent in a trailer)
redneck (if you git stuk rednecks gunna come up with a beer and say "hold yer pecker, i'll git some help", only to return with his wife and kids and wait for bubba)
bubba (he rolls up with his ridin' lawn mower and a loggin' chain and says those famous last words "hey y'all watch this!")
good ol' boy (rolls up with his F-350 or C-3500 with a chain with cuntry musak blarin' oh, and stay out of his way and do as your told, it's best)
heineken boy (rolls up in his land rover and calls good ol' boy that works for him to take care of the situation all whilst talking to muffy on his cell phone)

BigV · 09-20-2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

here's the laydown from skoal spitter to heineken drinker:
white trash (because not all white trash can afford a trailer)
trailer trash (makes enough money to at least afford rent in a trailer)
redneck (if you git stuk rednecks gunna come up with a beer and say "hold yer pecker, i'll git some help", only to return with his wife and kids and wait for bubba)
bubba (he rolls up with his ridin' lawn mower and a loggin' chain and says those famous last words "hey y'all watch this!")
good ol' boy (rolls up with his F-350 or C-3500 with a chain with cuntry musak blarin' oh, and stay out of his way and do as your told, it's best)
heineken boy (rolls up in his land rover and calls good ol' boy that works for him to take care of the situation all whilst talking to muffy on his cell phone)

Yes, I reckon you nailed it. Always wanted to be a good ol' boy.

Iggy · 09-19-2005, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Britney had a baby boy today, via C-section. She is reported as saying she wanted a C to avoid the "pain of natural childbirth"--!!

Ummm... last I heard a C-section is much more painful in the after days then natural. Maybe she will be really doped up, because she will be hurting! She will learn.

Also, they have surgeries now to make the women good in bed again. And I think Britney can afford it.

09-16-2005, 04:28 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I, for one, care not one whit about Ms. Spears' intellect, her upbringing, performing abilities or conversational qualities. She can be as white trash as Daisy Duke's grandma, and I wouldn't care. In fact, I am greatly encouraged by her childbirth choice, as it keeps thing relatively unabused in the long run, thus further fanning my fantasy flames. The only thing about Britney that interests me has been preserved and well-maintained (though a good washing is probably in order). If only she wasn't saving herself for Bruce. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-16-2005, 01:47 AM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	She has been a little pregnant the past couple of week, though, you have to give her that. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-16-2005, 01:53 AM	#7
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Then I guess Britney wouldn't have been impressed with the 250-lb black woman who went into labor during the hurricane so she swam out the window of her apartment in order to get to the hospital and finish delivering her baby. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

09-16-2005, 10:16 AM	#8
undone work in progess Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 100	Aw, trailer parks can be fun. You get to share your Hamm's with all your neighbors. You can hang your wash out with the neighbor lady. You can cultivate flamingos in the front dirt. Your old man can always find help in the middle of the day from all the other out of work losers to work on his broke down pickup. Wal-mart is just around the corner. You can round up all the neighbor kids, find your best cereal bowl and give dollar haircuts. I don't know why they call it "Hamburger Helper" it does just fine by itself. __________________ If ignorance is bliss...Why aren't more people happy?

09-16-2005, 03:05 PM	#9
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Damn , some body ELSE cought on th the PMS Federline !!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-16-2005, 06:30 PM	#4
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	Unsure about the the term White Trash is that the same or higher up the food chain a bit from a Redneck please explain???

09-17-2005, 12:30 AM	#10
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	here's the laydown from skoal spitter to heineken drinker: white trash (because not all white trash can afford a trailer) trailer trash (makes enough money to at least afford rent in a trailer) redneck (if you git stuk rednecks gunna come up with a beer and say "hold yer pecker, i'll git some help", only to return with his wife and kids and wait for bubba) bubba (he rolls up with his ridin' lawn mower and a loggin' chain and says those famous last words "hey y'all watch this!") good ol' boy (rolls up with his F-350 or C-3500 with a chain with cuntry musak blarin' oh, and stay out of his way and do as your told, it's best) heineken boy (rolls up in his land rover and calls good ol' boy that works for him to take care of the situation all whilst talking to muffy on his cell phone) __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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