Hilarious names

melidasaur · 07-12-2005, 05:55 PM

Some people have such funny names... I know it's not their fault, its more of what were there parents thinking or a well-I-guess-it-would-be-okay-in their-country. Share some of these names - they have to be real people you've actually met or seen. No friends of a friend of a friend.

My two submissions - which really have a lot of 3rd grade playground toilet humor:

Gangli Wang
Willie Dong

lookout123 · 07-12-2005, 06:00 PM

well, i really did go to school with:
-James Bond
-Raquel Welch
-Conan Doyle
-Sherman Tank

i really have met:
-Richard Head
-Richard Long
-Guy White (who was obviously black)

Radar · 07-12-2005, 06:10 PM

I know the following people:

Phuc Vu (pronounced Fuck You)
Long Dong
and Bob Neal.

lumberjim · 07-12-2005, 08:07 PM

Tom Smelstoys

Mr Nusspickle ( first name really doesnt matter, ddoes it?)

Bruce 9012 · 07-12-2005, 09:21 PM

Terry Cloth
Knock& ping (twins)
no kidding !

Scopulus Argentarius · 07-12-2005, 09:23 PM

Merry Christmas
(No kidding)

melidasaur · 07-12-2005, 09:52 PM

Sunshine Cupp

lookout123 · 07-12-2005, 10:23 PM

i also had a customer in the car biz = Richard Wadd. the general rule should be that only a very few last names can safely be tied with Richard.

Radar · 07-12-2005, 10:28 PM

Oh, I nearly forgot. I knew a girl named Brandy Wine.

Elspode · 07-12-2005, 11:10 PM

My mother attended high school with the brothers Pullen. Peter and Dick Pullen, to be exact. They were twins.

We also used to have a podiatrist listed in the KC phone book by the name of Dr. Charles Footlich (pronounce, presumably, footlick).

wolf · 07-13-2005, 01:26 AM

I went to high school with a guy named Karl Schmuck.

He's no longer listed on classmates.com, but he apparently changed his name at the earliest possible opportunity.

There was a kid in my elementary school named Parker Wiggins III. Young Master Wiggins was unfortunately plump. Double whammy. Poor guy. I occasionally wonder what happened to him.

We have a list of such names at work, and I was checking the secretary's computer tonight but couldn't find it. I hope that it's not lost ... it was our second most precious document, the first most precious being the "dead list" ... a catalog of dead patients, dates, and known cause of death. My favorite on that list is "4th victim of serial killer." Most of the others are pretty run of the mill ... OD, hanging, self-inflicted gunshot, etc.

staceyv · 07-13-2005, 01:29 AM

my best friend at age 6- Titi Lola Palmer

Griff · 07-13-2005, 06:08 AM

Eileen Wright

Queen of the Ryche · 07-13-2005, 08:54 AM

husband & wife: Hairy & Dimples Cheeks
Mary Moist, lives on Fantasy Lane in Palmdale. for reals.

Lady Sidhe · 07-13-2005, 09:00 AM

I went to summer camp once with a girl named Bunny. Really. Not a nickname. I can't remember her last name, but she'd been born on Easter, so her parents named her Bunny.

07-12-2005, 05:55 PM	#1
melidasaur Traded your soul for pogs. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 646	Hilarious names Some people have such funny names... I know it's not their fault, its more of what were there parents thinking or a well-I-guess-it-would-be-okay-in their-country. Share some of these names - they have to be real people you've actually met or seen. No friends of a friend of a friend. My two submissions - which really have a lot of 3rd grade playground toilet humor: Gangli Wang Willie Dong __________________ I love England, what can I say?

07-12-2005, 06:00 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	well, i really did go to school with: -James Bond -Raquel Welch -Conan Doyle -Sherman Tank i really have met: -Richard Head -Richard Long -Guy White (who was obviously black) __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-12-2005, 06:10 PM	#3
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I know the following people: Phuc Vu (pronounced Fuck You) Long Dong and Bob Neal. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-12-2005, 08:07 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Tom Smelstoys Mr Nusspickle ( first name really doesnt matter, ddoes it?) __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-12-2005, 09:52 PM	#7
melidasaur Traded your soul for pogs. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 646	Sunshine Cupp __________________ I love England, what can I say?

07-12-2005, 09:21 PM	#5
Bruce 9012 Living in the blast crater Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dayton, Oh Posts: 123	Terry Cloth Knock& ping (twins) no kidding !

07-12-2005, 09:23 PM	#6
Scopulus Argentarius Your current user title is: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: BTR Posts: 301	Merry Christmas (No kidding)

07-12-2005, 10:23 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i also had a customer in the car biz = Richard Wadd. the general rule should be that only a very few last names can safely be tied with Richard. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-12-2005, 10:28 PM	#9
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Oh, I nearly forgot. I knew a girl named Brandy Wine. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-12-2005, 11:10 PM	#10
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	My mother attended high school with the brothers Pullen. Peter and Dick Pullen, to be exact. They were twins. We also used to have a podiatrist listed in the KC phone book by the name of Dr. Charles Footlich (pronounce, presumably, footlick). __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-13-2005, 01:26 AM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I went to high school with a guy named Karl Schmuck. He's no longer listed on classmates.com, but he apparently changed his name at the earliest possible opportunity. There was a kid in my elementary school named Parker Wiggins III. Young Master Wiggins was unfortunately plump. Double whammy. Poor guy. I occasionally wonder what happened to him. We have a list of such names at work, and I was checking the secretary's computer tonight but couldn't find it. I hope that it's not lost ... it was our second most precious document, the first most precious being the "dead list" ... a catalog of dead patients, dates, and known cause of death. My favorite on that list is "4th victim of serial killer." Most of the others are pretty run of the mill ... OD, hanging, self-inflicted gunshot, etc. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-13-2005, 01:29 AM	#12
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	my best friend at age 6- Titi Lola Palmer

07-13-2005, 06:08 AM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Eileen Wright __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-13-2005, 08:54 AM	#14
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07-13-2005, 09:00 AM	#15
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	I went to summer camp once with a girl named Bunny. Really. Not a nickname. I can't remember her last name, but she'd been born on Easter, so her parents named her Bunny. __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

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