6/7/2005: Hindu toad wedding - Page 3

BrianR · 06-10-2005, 08:51 AM

in MY neck of the woods, all I have to do is mow the lawn.

Yesterday, I had an appt with my blood-sucker...ah, I mean, lawyer, and I forgot. That should not surprise anyone who knows me. However, the Gods wanted me to make that appt for reasons of their own. So, at ten minutes prior to the appt, they rained on me enough to make me put away my implements of destruction, notice the time and make my appt. Five minutes after I get in the office, it stops raining and out came the sun, just like in Florida!

And yes, washing my car will do it too.

poohbearbeth · 06-14-2005, 06:07 PM

Wart-on
That is really funny xoxoBruce
Where do the Honeymoon---Some Toad-ally remote location

Here's one for size
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,3032,00.html

footfootfoot · 06-20-2006, 09:29 AM

Sure make jokes. I thought the bride looked absolutlely radiant.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-20-2006, 05:03 PM

She looks radiant because she's pregnant....it's a shotgun wedding but instead of a shotgun.......Dyn-0-mite.

06-22-2006, 01:10 AM

This whole thing is freaking me out!
Imagine being snatched-up by giant alien beasts & being forced to marry some pregnant stranger in some freakish ceremony miles off the ground on huge leaves while being marked by weird items.... it just goes on, and on, and one..... I wanna' DIE!!!!

06-10-2005, 08:51 AM	#1
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	in MY neck of the woods, all I have to do is mow the lawn. Yesterday, I had an appt with my blood-sucker...ah, I mean, lawyer, and I forgot. That should not surprise anyone who knows me. However, the Gods wanted me to make that appt for reasons of their own. So, at ten minutes prior to the appt, they rained on me enough to make me put away my implements of destruction, notice the time and make my appt. Five minutes after I get in the office, it stops raining and out came the sun, just like in Florida! And yes, washing my car will do it too. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

06-14-2005, 06:07 PM	#2
poohbearbeth Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 59	Frog Wedding Wart-on That is really funny xoxoBruce Where do the Honeymoon---Some Toad-ally remote location Here's one for size http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,3032,00.html

06-20-2006, 09:29 AM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Sure make jokes. I thought the bride looked absolutlely radiant. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-20-2006, 05:03 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	She looks radiant because she's pregnant....it's a shotgun wedding but instead of a shotgun.......Dyn-0-mite. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-22-2006, 01:10 AM	#5
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	This whole thing is freaking me out! Imagine being snatched-up by giant alien beasts & being forced to marry some pregnant stranger in some freakish ceremony miles off the ground on huge leaves while being marked by weird items.... it just goes on, and on, and one..... I wanna' DIE!!!!

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