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Old 06-08-2005, 02:22 AM   #1
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Where do they go on their honeymoon?
To france maybe ?
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Old 06-08-2005, 05:58 AM   #2
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They went to France and got legless.
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Old 06-19-2006, 02:51 PM   #3
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They went to France and got legless.
Wasn't he in Lord of the Rings?
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Old 06-08-2005, 11:45 AM   #4
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Please the Rain God? End Drought? How I wonder does the marriage of fricken toads accomplish that?
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:44 PM   #5
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Please the Rain God? End Drought? How I wonder does the marriage of fricken toads accomplish that?
It's skeptics like you that cause droughts, ya know.
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:50 PM   #6
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Same way that the rain goes away when you dance and sing the song.

Oh, and if the toads do actually frick, I think you get extra prosperity.
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:10 PM   #7
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You just have to dance long enough, or find exactly the right pair of toads to marry. Keep trying; it will work eventually!
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Old 06-08-2005, 08:12 PM   #8
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According to my Hindu colleagues here it is not a Hindu ceremony but just one of many local beliefs turned to when someone is in trouble or something is wrong such as a drought. It could just as easily been two donkeys they say.
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:37 AM   #9
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It could just as easily been two donkeys they say.
Toads are probably cheaper than donkeys.
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Old 06-09-2005, 01:13 AM   #10
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my home is in serious drought at the moment.. maybe i should invest in some toads?

i wonder if marrying Fly's or stick insects would have the same effect??

--Or just offer UT and Jacq. a free venue for a down under wedding
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Old 06-09-2005, 01:44 AM   #11
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i wonder if marrying Fly's or stick insects would have the same effect??
Maybe. You already sent your Rain Man, Howard, there, albeit two years too late and he couldn't fix it. SAVE WATER SHOWER WITH A FRIEND. Oops that's the other thread and you said it doesn't work for you!

Something for your bali thread.
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Old 06-09-2005, 02:05 AM   #12
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my home is in serious drought at the moment.. maybe i should invest in some toads?
Here in the US all you have to do is wash your car.

Or leave your convertible top down or sunroof open when you go inside for a couple of hours.

Works every time.

Unless you're conscious of the effect. Somehow the gods know that.

Kind of like not doing your homework because snow is predicted. Best way to chase a major french toast conspiracy storm away from the entire region.
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Old 06-10-2005, 08:48 PM   #13
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or sunroof open when you go inside for a couple of hours.

Works every time.
Worked today.
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Old 06-16-2005, 04:45 PM   #14
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Worked today.

So I guess Wolf could say she toad you so?
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Old 06-19-2006, 07:47 PM   #15
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my home is in serious drought at the moment.. maybe i should invest in some toads?

i wonder if marrying Fly's or stick insects would have the same effect??

--Or just offer UT and Jacq. a free venue for a down under wedding
Are you still dry? They might take you up on it now.
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