The Sex Thread - Page 58

xoxoxoBruce · 05-27-2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesman065

OMG You guys are killin me! I'm 41 and since meeting a YW I'm having more fun and doing things I never did when I was younger - like in my early twenties!

Enjoy, I've had several of those Epiphanies. There's nothing like it.

lookout123 · 05-28-2006, 01:14 PM

sooo, i'm a little freaked out. a friend introduced me to a friend of hers on thursday night. we hit it off really well. phsycially, she is exactly what i'm drawn to. she was kind of quiet and shy. but we had interesting conversation and all that jazz.... so of course we ended up in bed.

i have no desire for a real relationship at this point and was perfectly clear about where i'm at in life.

the sex was actually really good. then friday morning she gets up and heads out,i told her i'd call her, no big deal.

i see her friday night and the sex was indescribably good. fantastic. i spent the time from 10PM friday to 2AM this morning on beds, floors, counters, cool decking (ouch), against walls, on the stairs... just incredible.

at 2 she started talking. and didn't stop until she left an hour ago. for the third time, having left things here the first two times. i know all about her kids and their drama. her parents' drama. her grandparents' names and countries of origin (italy, duh) her ex-husband. her ex-boyfriend. the guy she only dated for awhile cuz he liked to beat her up. her career aspirations. her career mishaps. her struggle with bulimia. .........and it just kept on coming. then she started speaking in spanish. and italian. the portuguese. WTF???

i only had one way to make her stop talking. seriously, if we weren't slamming up against walls or something of the sort, then she wouldn't stop talking.

as she left for the last time, she said she'd call later and we could go to dinner and get some shopping done. um, no.

since i've started typing this i've received two text messages and one phone call.

holy shit.

ah well, the sex was great.

lookout123 · 05-28-2006, 02:08 PM

ok, she just stopped by "because she was in the neighborhood" and found a painting that she thought would look just great over my couch.

i'm glad i don't have a rabbit to boil or anything.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-28-2006, 03:14 PM

You gotta realize you're prime real estate, man.

zippyt · 05-27-2006, 01:24 AM

18-23 was the wildest , sorta layed back and took what Came my way untill i hit the PI ( at about 20-21 ) , That freaked me out for the first nite , then all was well , YES I have paid for sex , and companionship , the girls figured out that i was a nice guy , and would treat them as ladys ( if they acted that way ) , sex in / on a jeepney , sex in a club , hell sex on stage in a club ( HARD to turn down 2 semi naked chicks saying " we have a Bath Tube show , you want to play ??? ) , sex in the surf ( the ocen doing the motion and all that !!) etc,,,, AHHH good times !!!

footfootfoot · 05-27-2006, 11:43 AM

Holy cats. Kids today. I didn't get married till I was 36, and we had our first kid when I was 43. (SWMBO is about 9 years younger) before that I had a succession of freaky girlfriends, sex just about everywhere one could think of, given the opportunity. Now I'm more settled I guess. I wonder what life would be like if I had had my kids early like most people.

I posted somewhere, maybe here, that I don't really think there is a freaky palce to have sex. Some more interesting than others, but when you are in the mood, all that social conditioning just goes out the door.

As for being "old and boring as hell and all that crazy stuff seems like another world away so you just dont even think about it enough to even mention it on the cellar." There's the story about the two old men sitting on the porch and one says to the other: Do you remember the first time you had sex? and the other replies: Hell, it's been so long I don't remember the LAST time I had sex.

/ramble

Clodfobble · 05-28-2006, 03:56 PM

If you're interested in keeping the great sex going, and just want her to back off a bit, why not mention this in a nice way to the friend who introduced you two?

wolf · 05-28-2006, 05:41 PM

Does the painting go good over the couch because it's 1) a good painting, or 2) the colors match?

If it's option 2, you might want to consider changing your home, work and cell phone numbers and moving.

Since you don't already have a rabbit ... make sure that her name is not Loreena.

lookout123 · 05-28-2006, 10:15 PM

actually the picture doesn't go well with anything at all. not even itself. but hey, to each their own.

i've only gotten 1 phone call and one text message since this morning, so we'll see if she calms down of her own accord.

i talked to the friend who introduced us. her response? "well, i wouldn't really say she's a friend... but she looks like your type." apparently she had only seen her for short periods of time a couple different times.

either way, we'll see how it goes.

Trilby · 05-29-2006, 08:17 AM

Good luck, my friend.

SteveDallas · 05-29-2006, 10:33 AM

Maybe you should go out and buy a bunny... as a proactive measure, to attract her attention away from prized posessions you alread have?

lookout123 · 05-29-2006, 11:49 AM

she came by at about 7 am and brought me coffee. and great morning sex. definitely more normal this time around. we talked for awhile and i reiterated that as much as i enjoy being in a relationship that i just do not have what i would need to bring to the table for a successful relationship, because my head is still consumed with wrapping up the last one. she was cool with that and said she understood. we'll see. i'm just going to enjoy the ride.

Hagar · 05-29-2006, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Maybe you should go out and buy a bunny... as a proactive measure, to attract her attention away from prized posessions you alread have?

A kamikazi, decoy, stunt bunny! - someone call the RSPCA! ... or the screen actors' guild! Or Chuck Norris - if he's got a bunny, it'd fit that bill!!!

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yesman065 · 05-30-2006, 02:37 PM

Good for you Lookout - enjoy the effin' ride man!! You deserve a little fun!! Hey if its not fun then whats the point. This woman sounds like just what you need right now. No commitment and some good old fashioned no holds barred sex. Just go with it. You have more than earned a few selfish pleasures!

xoxoxoBruce · 05-30-2006, 09:45 PM

Now, do we get a link to the wet T-shirt contest?

05-28-2006, 01:14 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	sooo, i'm a little freaked out. a friend introduced me to a friend of hers on thursday night. we hit it off really well. phsycially, she is exactly what i'm drawn to. she was kind of quiet and shy. but we had interesting conversation and all that jazz.... so of course we ended up in bed. i have no desire for a real relationship at this point and was perfectly clear about where i'm at in life. the sex was actually really good. then friday morning she gets up and heads out,i told her i'd call her, no big deal. i see her friday night and the sex was indescribably good. fantastic. i spent the time from 10PM friday to 2AM this morning on beds, floors, counters, cool decking (ouch), against walls, on the stairs... just incredible. at 2 she started talking. and didn't stop until she left an hour ago. for the third time, having left things here the first two times. i know all about her kids and their drama. her parents' drama. her grandparents' names and countries of origin (italy, duh) her ex-husband. her ex-boyfriend. the guy she only dated for awhile cuz he liked to beat her up. her career aspirations. her career mishaps. her struggle with bulimia. .........and it just kept on coming. then she started speaking in spanish. and italian. the portuguese. WTF??? i only had one way to make her stop talking. seriously, if we weren't slamming up against walls or something of the sort, then she wouldn't stop talking. as she left for the last time, she said she'd call later and we could go to dinner and get some shopping done. um, no. since i've started typing this i've received two text messages and one phone call. holy shit. ah well, the sex was great. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-28-2006, 02:08 PM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	ok, she just stopped by "because she was in the neighborhood" and found a painting that she thought would look just great over my couch. i'm glad i don't have a rabbit to boil or anything. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-28-2006, 03:14 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You gotta realize you're prime real estate, man. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-27-2006, 01:24 AM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	18-23 was the wildest , sorta layed back and took what Came my way untill i hit the PI ( at about 20-21 ) , That freaked me out for the first nite , then all was well , YES I have paid for sex , and companionship , the girls figured out that i was a nice guy , and would treat them as ladys ( if they acted that way ) , sex in / on a jeepney , sex in a club , hell sex on stage in a club ( HARD to turn down 2 semi naked chicks saying " we have a Bath Tube show , you want to play ??? ) , sex in the surf ( the ocen doing the motion and all that !!) etc,,,, AHHH good times !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-27-2006, 11:43 AM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Holy cats. Kids today. I didn't get married till I was 36, and we had our first kid when I was 43. (SWMBO is about 9 years younger) before that I had a succession of freaky girlfriends, sex just about everywhere one could think of, given the opportunity. Now I'm more settled I guess. I wonder what life would be like if I had had my kids early like most people. I posted somewhere, maybe here, that I don't really think there is a freaky palce to have sex. Some more interesting than others, but when you are in the mood, all that social conditioning just goes out the door. As for being "old and boring as hell and all that crazy stuff seems like another world away so you just dont even think about it enough to even mention it on the cellar." There's the story about the two old men sitting on the porch and one says to the other: Do you remember the first time you had sex? and the other replies: Hell, it's been so long I don't remember the LAST time I had sex. /ramble __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-28-2006, 03:56 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	If you're interested in keeping the great sex going, and just want her to back off a bit, why not mention this in a nice way to the friend who introduced you two?

05-28-2006, 05:41 PM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Does the painting go good over the couch because it's 1) a good painting, or 2) the colors match? If it's option 2, you might want to consider changing your home, work and cell phone numbers and moving. Since you don't already have a rabbit ... make sure that her name is not Loreena. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-28-2006, 10:15 PM	#9
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	actually the picture doesn't go well with anything at all. not even itself. but hey, to each their own. i've only gotten 1 phone call and one text message since this morning, so we'll see if she calms down of her own accord. i talked to the friend who introduced us. her response? "well, i wouldn't really say she's a friend... but she looks like your type." apparently she had only seen her for short periods of time a couple different times. either way, we'll see how it goes. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-29-2006, 08:17 AM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Good luck, my friend. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-29-2006, 10:33 AM	#11
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Maybe you should go out and buy a bunny... as a proactive measure, to attract her attention away from prized posessions you alread have?

05-29-2006, 11:49 AM	#12
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	she came by at about 7 am and brought me coffee. and great morning sex. definitely more normal this time around. we talked for awhile and i reiterated that as much as i enjoy being in a relationship that i just do not have what i would need to bring to the table for a successful relationship, because my head is still consumed with wrapping up the last one. she was cool with that and said she understood. we'll see. i'm just going to enjoy the ride. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-30-2006, 02:37 PM	#14
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Good for you Lookout - enjoy the effin' ride man!! You deserve a little fun!! Hey if its not fun then whats the point. This woman sounds like just what you need right now. No commitment and some good old fashioned no holds barred sex. Just go with it. You have more than earned a few selfish pleasures!

05-30-2006, 09:45 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Now, do we get a link to the wet T-shirt contest? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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