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For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream. Last edited by plthijinx; 10-19-2005 at 03:11 PM. |
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Regarding improvised devices:
A couple of years ago there was quite a bit of a furor over a Harry Potter Vibrating Broom.
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Anyone ever have sex while suspended by large fish-hooks that were suspended from the ceiling? Talk about "Fly The Friendly Skies". On top of the NYC subway cars during rush hour. On the top of the mausolem of Marie Laveau, the "Witch Queen" of New Orleans. In a cell at Alcatraz. In the last tram car at Disneyland. You got to be careful with that one. Mickey gets mad when you fuck around in his park. On the roof of "Playcade" in Atlanic City at 3 in the morning. My wife loves when we go on vacations.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years Last edited by Crimson Ghost; 10-19-2005 at 06:14 AM. |
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FYI: I saw the link, lj, but didn't follow it. I could see from mousing over it what the url was. As I was reading about the wiggly pen in the thread, I was hoping nobody else has made the connection in their mind that you made, so I could post the Harry Potter broom story first. It's good humor!
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Speaking of toys, I found this intriguing.
The double entendre potential is very high: Your words move me. I'll give a buzz for lunch. Talk dirty to me. Reach out and touch someone. etc.
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Isn't it about time for all you ladies to start posting pics of your own favorite toys?
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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SD, didn't you intend pictures in situ?
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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No, but the carry-on luggage searches are a *hoot*!
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CHACHING!
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Speaking of toys, I found this intriguing.
or time it so she is in a meeting and figuer out how to text the 1812 ovature , buzzbuzzbbuzz , BOOOM ,buzzz buzzz buzzz ,BOOOOOM !!!
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