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Old 10-19-2005, 08:27 AM   #1
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Hey! if you're in Memphis--! Just fly a bit north! I'm right on the corner!
[hijack] eh, i was only there for a couple of hours, my passenger had a speech at the university...... landed back in H-town around 1:30 a.m. to be at work at 7:00) [/hijack]
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Old 10-19-2005, 12:53 AM   #2
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Regarding improvised devices:

A couple of years ago there was quite a bit of a furor over a Harry Potter Vibrating Broom.
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Old 10-19-2005, 06:12 AM   #3
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Regarding improvised devices:

A couple of years ago there was quite a bit of a furor over a Harry Potter Vibrating Broom.
Yup. Now Mommy and the kids have something else to fight over.

Anyone ever have sex while suspended by large fish-hooks that were suspended from the ceiling?
Talk about "Fly The Friendly Skies".

On top of the NYC subway cars during rush hour.

On the top of the mausolem of Marie Laveau, the "Witch Queen" of New Orleans.

In a cell at Alcatraz.

In the last tram car at Disneyland. You got to be careful with that one.
Mickey gets mad when you fuck around in his park.

On the roof of "Playcade" in Atlanic City at 3 in the morning.

My wife loves when we go on vacations.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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Old 10-20-2005, 03:34 PM   #4
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Regarding improvised devices:

A couple of years ago there was quite a bit of a furor over a Harry Potter Vibrating Broom.
MAN. either i'm becoming invisible or you guys share my reluctance to follow links:

Quote:
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'member this one?
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Old 10-20-2005, 03:51 PM   #5
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FYI: I saw the link, lj, but didn't follow it. I could see from mousing over it what the url was. As I was reading about the wiggly pen in the thread, I was hoping nobody else has made the connection in their mind that you made, so I could post the Harry Potter broom story first. It's good humor!
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:11 PM   #6
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Speaking of toys, I found this intriguing.

The double entendre potential is very high:

Your words move me.
I'll give a buzz for lunch.
Talk dirty to me.
Reach out and touch someone.
etc.
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Old 10-19-2005, 05:28 PM   #7
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Isn't it about time for all you ladies to start posting pics of your own favorite toys?
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Old 10-20-2005, 09:06 AM   #8
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Isn't it about time for all you ladies to start posting pics of your own favorite toys?
I did...
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:48 PM   #9
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SD, didn't you intend pictures in situ?
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Old 10-21-2005, 05:36 PM   #10
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SD, didn't you intend pictures in situ?
Well I expect we'll have to take what we get. However I do applaud LabRat's thorough documentation even so--very scientific & all.
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Old 10-23-2005, 04:01 PM   #11
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I did...
hey - we've got that one. love it! it even goes on vacation with us.
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Old 10-23-2005, 05:25 PM   #12
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it even goes on vacation with us.
Do you have to buy an extra seat for it on the airplane?
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Old 10-23-2005, 05:31 PM   #13
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No, but the carry-on luggage searches are a *hoot*!
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Old 10-19-2005, 05:48 PM   #14
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CHACHING!
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Old 10-19-2005, 10:21 PM   #15
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Speaking of toys, I found this intriguing.

or time it so she is in a meeting and figuer out how to text the 1812 ovature ,
buzzbuzzbbuzz , BOOOM ,buzzz buzzz buzzz ,BOOOOOM !!!
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