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Old 07-21-2005, 05:41 PM   #1
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 07-22-2005, 12:09 PM   #2
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holy freakin' sh*t!
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Old 07-22-2005, 01:14 PM   #3
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holy freakin' sh*t!
You took the words right out of my keyboard. The dude is slick, man. I feel very disconcerted that I could have been so taken in by someone like that, but I guess that's why they're called psychopaths. The name of the game is fooling everyone around them with their act of normal. Still, its put me off dating for a while until I regroup my forces. I don't need anymore Mr. Goodbars, thank you. He was fantastic in bed, though. He had enough experience, so he should have been.
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Old 07-22-2005, 01:28 PM   #4
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well alright then, i'll share my dryspell with you

i think i'm done for a little bit. my ex g/f was nuts so i could stand to take a break...
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Old 07-23-2005, 01:51 AM   #5
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NSFW !!!!! Like this thread could EVER BE SAFE FOR WORK !!!!!!

A chicklet getting a COMPLETE Brizilian wax !!!!!!!

ALL I can say is OUCH !!!!!!!

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Old 07-23-2005, 01:54 AM   #6
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I expected more shrieking.

There's another waxing video (that I'm pretty sure someone posted here) that involves a lot more screaming and writing.
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:38 AM   #7
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Perhaps the young lady has a callous? I have my legs waxed and let me tell ya--it hurts. Especially around the ankle area where there isn't any fat between the skin and bone. yeeee-owch!!
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Old 07-24-2005, 07:08 PM   #8
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Perhaps the young lady has a callous? I have my legs waxed and let me tell ya--it hurts. Especially around the ankle area where there isn't any fat between the skin and bone. yeeee-owch!!
Tough place for a tattoo also.
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:20 PM   #9
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Old 07-24-2005, 12:26 PM   #10
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OUCH! (nice ass tho!)
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Old 07-25-2005, 11:38 PM   #11
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yeah..one of the worst... topped only by the spine... trust me on that one... ouch...
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Old 08-03-2005, 09:02 AM   #12
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ok, i got this idea from the consent thread. ladies, how did you learn how to give head? did you just grab it and go and went by what your man suggested and used cumulative experience or is it a natural thing? or both?
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Old 08-03-2005, 10:42 AM   #13
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Thank God someone resurrected this thread! And an interesting question, plthijinx, very nice. For me it was a combination of both; and it definitely did take some practice. A had a boyfriend who was very willing to let me practice on him. The thing that takes the most time and effort is learning how to relax your throat. Once that is down, it's a total go.
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Old 08-05-2005, 10:57 PM   #14
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A had a boyfriend who was very willing to let me practice on him.
As opposed to all of the guys who ran away screaming?

Really, most guys would accept an offer from a female shark.
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:07 PM   #15
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.....Really, most guys would accept an offer from a female shark.
hey! don't knock it until you try it! when they're out of water they do tend to squirm alot. just make sure you de-tooth them first!
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