The Sex Thread - Page 21

footfootfoot · 06-26-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by cowhead

...snip...getting to paste clam shells on womens breasts with a little ganocchi (until they sweat too much anyway) the next thing you know the chocolate falls off... snip (or should I say 's nip!)

Cowhead, Did they cover that at culinary school?
When I was in my twenties I worked as a baker for about four years. We never got gigs like that, but then that was in the early 80s and I don't think fetish groups were as organized then.

Trilby · 06-26-2005, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by cowhead

hey there rock.. I work with a local 'fetish troupe' uh ( help/do the food...getting to paste clam shells on womens breasts with a little ganocchi (until they sweat too much anyway) the next thing you know the chocolate falls off...

Now, how do you go about getting a gig like that? That would be PERFECT for me, as long as I could do it part time.

Rock Steady · 06-28-2005, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by cowhead

hey there rock.. I work with a local 'fetish troupe' uh ( help/do the food.. that's all I've seen enough goth breast to last me a lifetime) if you need/want something like that.. I'm sure it can be arranged.. just after the initial part leave me out of it. (and not saying that there is anything remotely wrong about it.. it's just not my thing.. I work there for money.. and yeah. getting to paste clam shells on womens breasts with a little ganocchi (until they sweat too much anyway) the next thing you know the chocolate falls off... yurk... odd thing with that is that I am there to do a job, they are all looking for potential partners, I'm no prude but... really if you want the website. gimmie a little time and all your fantasies can be real (hey! isn't that a line from bladerunner?/do androinds dream of electric sheep?)

Wow, that's pretty amazing. I ran across a show on HBO called "Real Sex". It showed some of these fetish troupes, people would get naked and wear only horse gear and stuff like that. I thought the members "worked" on each other. I didn't realize they hired people to help with the festivities.

Ran across this show twice. The other time they showed this bar/club with all women and some of them wore a strap-on penis, and they would screw other women with it.

Actually both times, I watched for a while, but got bored with it and flipped channels.

As for my fantasies, I'm just blowing hot air. I am not very bold in real life.

cowhead · 06-26-2005, 06:04 PM

okay napping now.. shutting up.. I ought never post on sundays

cowhead · 06-27-2005, 01:06 AM

Cowhead, Did they cover that at culinary school?
When I was in my twenties I worked as a baker for about four years. We never got gigs like that, but then that was in the early 80s and I don't think fetish groups were as organized then.

Now, how do you go about getting a gig like that? That would be PERFECT for me, as long as I could do it part time.
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well.. uh no they didn't cover that in school..uh, I don't mean to pimp the group, but apparently they are the only ones around doing this..long complicated story that blah blah blah.. here's the link.. well it'll be here in a second Brianna if you want something like that you need to move here.. BigV,heh there have to be perks (puns intended) to food service...(the thing is that is most annoying working with these people is that they NEED a stage manager.. someone to make sure things happen on time, I'm sure there are more that enough 'back of the stage' theatre geeks here..

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...20050626225944

yeah I know, but that's the easiest way to get ahold of them, a friend of mine did the website (which I haven't seen... bad bad friend!) so... take the info and do what you want, it's an entertaining show.. it could just be better.. (coming from an 35 year old scorpio if that means anything..no not a control freak, but... it could to made to run more like a play I mean... HEY! mermaid girl with shells on her tits needs to be out there in FIVE minutes! they don't run it like a business which bugs me) okay it seems my drinking has caught up with me...so I'll shut up now and play my game.

kerosene · 06-27-2005, 12:29 PM

I was just teasing Bri.

cowhead · 06-28-2005, 01:05 AM

fair enough... say Hello again sometime *wink wink*

Trilby · 06-28-2005, 01:05 PM

I saw the "I Want to be a Pony!" sex-show, too. I admired the group for having a hobby. One woman spent, like, 1,000 samoles on her leather pony outfit. That's dedication to the cause.

One man wanted a woman to treat him like an actual horse, keep him in the barn, a bit in his mouth (and other various articles of horsehood) and feed him hay,etc. He also wanted to be ridden like a horse (him on his hands and knees with the bit, etc.) and a lot of women actually did just that. They trotted him out thru the woods and after the ride they put him up in his stable! He LOVED it!

cowhead · 06-28-2005, 02:01 PM

yeesh... I mean I have no problem with people and their 'quirks and kinks' but there are somethings that are just too far out there for me to wrap my head all the way around.

well, they don't usually hire in outside people, but I have known (and not in the biblical sense) two of the 'founders' for a long time.. and so when they need extra help from someone who won't spend all of his time oggling the naked women (not that I don't..but there's a weird switch in my brain that when I am at work I am AT WORK, and that is the primary objective) or being judgemental about things.. there are only a few things that I am really strongly against.

1.) sex with children, it's just wrong.
2.) sex with dead things... no no no!
3.) eating excriment.. just unsanitary.. i mean that shit can kill you!
4.) rape, I mean real rape.. then again even play rape is a bit much for me (not that I am opposed to kinda rough sex)
5.) sex with animals.. they don't want that!

there are many things I don't like... but those things make me angry. (well, you can eat all the pooh in the world that you want, but just don't ask me to be a part of it)

Trilby · 06-28-2005, 02:10 PM

OK, so I looked at your list and nowhere does it say "no pretending to be a horse." I think it's kinda cool! Assuming the guy has knee pads on, nobody gets hurt! They're all consenting, even enthusiastic, adults! But, it doesn't turn ME on. I like a little rough now and then, a little tiny bite here and there is good. Is biting weird? I don't mean a world of biting, just a little one, on the inside of the leg, or neck. No bruising or anything, just a little chomp.

Silent · 06-28-2005, 02:53 PM

One of my ex's was a nibbler. She called it "itchy teeth". As long as she didn't get carried away it was nice. Kind of like finger nail sctratches, it was feed back letting you know you're on the right path.

Clodfobble · 06-28-2005, 05:55 PM

I love biting, but hate being bitten. It's a total double-standard, I know, but my husband seems okay with it.

Sun_Sparkz · 06-28-2005, 10:48 PM

Do you ever think maybe your just approaching her wrongly?

i find this THE biggest problem in my experience. Even if you ARE in the mood, if the man approaches you the wrong way.. or does something you dont like... POP.. its all over and back to watching TV.

zippyt · 06-28-2005, 11:11 PM

POP.. its all over and back to watching TV.

I thought that was the point !!!

Sun_Sparkz · 06-28-2005, 11:25 PM

haha!!

no, the "POP" is the mood evaporating into thin air.

How the hell can we train you men into not doing these annoying, mood eroding things?

06-26-2005, 06:04 PM	#4
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	okay napping now.. shutting up.. I ought never post on sundays __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

06-27-2005, 01:06 AM	#5
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	Cowhead, Did they cover that at culinary school? When I was in my twenties I worked as a baker for about four years. We never got gigs like that, but then that was in the early 80s and I don't think fetish groups were as organized then. Now, how do you go about getting a gig like that? That would be PERFECT for me, as long as I could do it part time. ---------------------------------cut and paste--------------------------- well.. uh no they didn't cover that in school..uh, I don't mean to pimp the group, but apparently they are the only ones around doing this..long complicated story that blah blah blah.. here's the link.. well it'll be here in a second Brianna if you want something like that you need to move here.. BigV,heh there have to be perks (puns intended) to food service...(the thing is that is most annoying working with these people is that they NEED a stage manager.. someone to make sure things happen on time, I'm sure there are more that enough 'back of the stage' theatre geeks here.. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...20050626225944 yeah I know, but that's the easiest way to get ahold of them, a friend of mine did the website (which I haven't seen... bad bad friend!) so... take the info and do what you want, it's an entertaining show.. it could just be better.. (coming from an 35 year old scorpio if that means anything..no not a control freak, but... it could to made to run more like a play I mean... HEY! mermaid girl with shells on her tits needs to be out there in FIVE minutes! they don't run it like a business which bugs me) okay it seems my drinking has caught up with me...so I'll shut up now and play my game. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire. Last edited by cowhead; 06-27-2005 at 01:07 AM. Reason: sorry

06-28-2005, 01:05 AM	#7
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	fair enough... say Hello again sometime wink wink __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

06-28-2005, 01:05 PM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I saw the "I Want to be a Pony!" sex-show, too. I admired the group for having a hobby. One woman spent, like, 1,000 samoles on her leather pony outfit. That's dedication to the cause. One man wanted a woman to treat him like an actual horse, keep him in the barn, a bit in his mouth (and other various articles of horsehood) and feed him hay,etc. He also wanted to be ridden like a horse (him on his hands and knees with the bit, etc.) and a lot of women actually did just that. They trotted him out thru the woods and after the ride they put him up in his stable! He LOVED it! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-28-2005, 02:01 PM	#9
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	yeesh... I mean I have no problem with people and their 'quirks and kinks' but there are somethings that are just too far out there for me to wrap my head all the way around. well, they don't usually hire in outside people, but I have known (and not in the biblical sense) two of the 'founders' for a long time.. and so when they need extra help from someone who won't spend all of his time oggling the naked women (not that I don't..but there's a weird switch in my brain that when I am at work I am AT WORK, and that is the primary objective) or being judgemental about things.. there are only a few things that I am really strongly against. 1.) sex with children, it's just wrong. 2.) sex with dead things... no no no! 3.) eating excriment.. just unsanitary.. i mean that shit can kill you! 4.) rape, I mean real rape.. then again even play rape is a bit much for me (not that I am opposed to kinda rough sex) 5.) sex with animals.. they don't want that! there are many things I don't like... but those things make me angry. (well, you can eat all the pooh in the world that you want, but just don't ask me to be a part of it) __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

06-27-2005, 12:29 PM	#6
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I was just teasing Bri.

06-28-2005, 02:10 PM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	OK, so I looked at your list and nowhere does it say "no pretending to be a horse." I think it's kinda cool! Assuming the guy has knee pads on, nobody gets hurt! They're all consenting, even enthusiastic, adults! But, it doesn't turn ME on. I like a little rough now and then, a little tiny bite here and there is good. Is biting weird? I don't mean a world of biting, just a little one, on the inside of the leg, or neck. No bruising or anything, just a little chomp. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-28-2005, 02:53 PM	#11
Silent Romanes Eunt Domus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 702	One of my ex's was a nibbler. She called it "itchy teeth". As long as she didn't get carried away it was nice. Kind of like finger nail sctratches, it was feed back letting you know you're on the right path.

06-28-2005, 05:55 PM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I love biting, but hate being bitten. It's a total double-standard, I know, but my husband seems okay with it.

06-28-2005, 10:48 PM	#13
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	Do you ever think maybe your just approaching her wrongly? i find this THE biggest problem in my experience. Even if you ARE in the mood, if the man approaches you the wrong way.. or does something you dont like... POP.. its all over and back to watching TV. __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

06-28-2005, 11:11 PM	#14
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	POP.. its all over and back to watching TV. I thought that was the point !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

06-28-2005, 11:25 PM	#15
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	haha!! no, the "POP" is the mood evaporating into thin air. How the hell can we train you men into not doing these annoying, mood eroding things? __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

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