The Sex Thread - Page 16

jaguar · 06-16-2005, 04:14 PM

Snapple bong? That shit is fucking horrible.

cowhead - amen to that position and only a 90degree roll from an early morning spoons.

Clodfobble · 06-16-2005, 05:08 PM

I guess I'm about a 3. I have kissed many women (more than my husband, actually), but that's because I was in theatre and that's what we did at cast parties, not because I was ever attracted to them. I find the female form attractive, but the actual genitalia to be wholly revolting. They are gooey and smelly and gross.

Men, on the other hand, have broad shoulders, and perky non-pear-shaped asses, and biceps...

Rock Steady · 06-16-2005, 05:39 PM

I can tell that Dr Dreamy of Grey's Anatomy Patrick Stewart is a sexy man. But, I'd go no further than shake his hand if we met. I guess I would have to rate a 2.

Silent · 06-16-2005, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I find the female form attractive, but the actual genitalia to be wholly revolting. They are gooey and smelly and gross.

Men, on the other hand, have broad shoulders, and perky non-pear-shaped asses, and biceps...

I'm a one as far as the whole scale thing. I've been in confined, remote and secluded areas with men for extended periods of time and the longer I was there, the more repulsive they became. Hairier, smellier and generally more repulsive.

As for the female genitalia (and all this assumes reasonably recently washed), "gooey" is a wonderful thing that makes them fun to play with and lubricates her and you very nicely. "Smelly", I guess it must be a pheromone thing. The smell from my partner's naughty bits can have going from uninterested to wild in about 30 seconds.

perth · 06-16-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

...but the actual genitalia to be wholly revolting. They are gooey and smelly and gross.

That's just crazy talk.

Rock Steady · 06-16-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

... because I was in theatre and that's what we did at cast parties,...

Hey, I'm a Thespian too. Haven't seen my card in years. Just did it in HS and early college, summer theatre too.

elSicomoro · 06-16-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock Steady

Hey, I'm a Thespian too. Haven't seen my card in years. Just did it in HS and early college, summer theatre too.

And you're not gay?

Rock Steady · 06-16-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

And you're not gay?

My girlfriend at the time was in the orchestra for all the musicals. Plus the actresses used to think nothing of running around in their undies. Things like that kept us hetro guys interested in the theatre.

I did stage crew, mostly stage construction and sound.

I'm not gay, but I might be a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

BigV · 06-16-2005, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

And you're not gay?

Syc, he's married.

Just give up.

lookout123 · 06-17-2005, 12:45 AM

BWAAAAA hahahahahahaaaaahaaa*snort*hahahaa

ha

ha.

thanks BigV - that one really struck me as funny.

elSicomoro · 06-17-2005, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Syc, he's married.

Just give up.

No problem...more time to focus on you now.

wolf · 06-17-2005, 01:02 AM

2.

Closer to a 1.5.

Probably actually a 1.

cowhead · 06-17-2005, 05:38 AM

thanks Jag and ... yeah... *sigh* early morning spoons.. the sad thing is that this is the second longest I've gone without a relationship since I've turned 21, no. not tooting any horns, it's just odd.. although I have gotten to catch up on my reading, guitarplaying and useless internet stuff

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...but the actual genitalia to be wholly revolting. They are gooey and smelly and gross.

what?.. oh dear.. no no no.. female genitalia is yummy! then again maybe you got a bad version (they are out there! trust me!) then again that's one of those personal things, either you like it or you don't. (more for me mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

snobs · 06-19-2005, 01:50 PM

hello, i'm new here can someone summarize? thanks

jaguar · 06-19-2005, 02:30 PM

no, but you can read and do so yourself, for yourself. I hear it's quite a simple process.

06-16-2005, 04:14 PM	#1
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wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	2. Closer to a 1.5. Probably actually a 1. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-17-2005, 05:38 AM	#13
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	thanks Jag and ... yeah... sigh early morning spoons.. the sad thing is that this is the second longest I've gone without a relationship since I've turned 21, no. not tooting any horns, it's just odd.. although I have gotten to catch up on my reading, guitarplaying and useless internet stuff . ...but the actual genitalia to be wholly revolting. They are gooey and smelly and gross. what?.. oh dear.. no no no.. female genitalia is yummy! then again maybe you got a bad version (they are out there! trust me!) then again that's one of those personal things, either you like it or you don't. (more for me mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!) __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

06-16-2005, 05:08 PM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I guess I'm about a 3. I have kissed many women (more than my husband, actually), but that's because I was in theatre and that's what we did at cast parties, not because I was ever attracted to them. I find the female form attractive, but the actual genitalia to be wholly revolting. They are gooey and smelly and gross. Men, on the other hand, have broad shoulders, and perky non-pear-shaped asses, and biceps...

06-19-2005, 01:50 PM	#14
snobs Aggregate Aggravator Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 17	hello, i'm new here can someone summarize? thanks __________________ i wanna see you tonight dancing in the endless moonlight in the parking lot in the headlights of cars someplace on the moon where they moved the drive-in theater where I left the car that I can't find but I still got the keys to

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