Tales from the Nuthouse: Lest You Think I have a Really Cool Job - Page 9

dar512 · 02-26-2009, 02:18 PM

So you're saying you think that's unusual?

lookout123 · 02-26-2009, 02:24 PM

Do you question it's unusualness?

Pie · 02-26-2009, 02:37 PM

How does that make you feel?

wolf · 03-14-2009, 10:52 AM

So, yesterday was Friday the 13th.

How'd that go for you?

I got called into work early.

Arrived and found out that one of our satellite programs was on fire and all of their patients would be delivered to my lobby in about ten minutes.

The fire, incidentally, started at 13:13 hours on Friday the 13th.

So, not only is there total chaos going on because of the number of patients that actually need to be seen, there's extra people in the lobby, and every third person who comes into the office thinks that we don't know what's going on and starts with, "Hey, did you hear what happened?"

"Yes, we're actually trying to work in here instead of gossip. Leave please."

The day continued to be horrifyingly awful, including the periphery of dealing with the person suspected of the fire, which I believe has been officially ruled "accidental."

Eventually the displaced folks got taken down to the gym to bed in for the night, mainly because there was a crazy woman that was too annoying for them and they were getting anxious.

That didn't end the series of things that were annoying me, however, including a police department bringing three not really crazy enough to be hospitalized people in at the same time. This has never happened before.

And there's a patient that I didn't get to see but was interested in, because the person has a disease that was featured on an episode of House, M.D. I really like House, and this was one of my more favorite episodes, because the disease presents with psychiatric symptoms, but is really medically based.

On the upside, I only got home about an hour late.

wolf · 03-19-2009, 09:40 PM

Nut in 4-Points: I wish to engage in onanism now.

wolf: I would prefer you didn't

Nut in 4-points: (waves, not with his hands.)

wolf: (calls office from cell phone) Mr. Nut in 4-Points needs a male one-to-one. And we're going to need to decontaminate the restraint straps.

Tulip · 03-19-2009, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Nut in 4-Points: I wish to engage in onanism now.

Look up the definition for onanism.Hmmm.....My vocabulary has been expanding ever since I joined the Cellar.

SteveDallas · 02-26-2009, 02:44 PM

We were discussing you, not me.

Perry Winkle · 02-27-2009, 04:41 PM

Does that make me self-centered?

Cicero · 02-27-2009, 04:52 PM

o- there is my center.

Now watch closely....

lo

lol

TheMercenary · 03-01-2009, 06:10 AM

How about an undate?

Wolf you need a blog with this title. It would be fun to read about the exploits at da house.

wolf · 03-04-2009, 12:57 PM

That's kind of how I use these paired (suck/cool) threads.

Decca · 03-14-2009, 11:15 AM

Wow... I'm glad I avoided too much excitement on Friday the 13th. Glad you survived, Wolf.

wolf · 03-20-2009, 12:56 AM

I left out the part where I said to him, "You're lucky. I'm probably the only person in the hospital who knows what you're intending."

Actually, it turned out that there was one other person who knew without looking it up.

ZenGum · 03-20-2009, 05:31 AM

You get a better class of nut in Philly.

wolf · 03-20-2009, 10:04 AM

He was from out of state. And he was my first nut carrying a saxomophone. I've logged a lot of crazy property, but it was my first sax. The thing looks beat ... dusty, pitted finish and all? but the cork and pads are in perfect condition, and he's got a lot of good quality reeds in the box, and plenty of cork grease (I played tenor sax back in the day, know about these things).

02-26-2009, 02:18 PM	#1
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	So you're saying you think that's unusual? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

02-26-2009, 02:24 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Do you question it's unusualness? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

02-26-2009, 02:37 PM	#3
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	How does that make you feel? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-14-2009, 10:52 AM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Friday the 13th So, yesterday was Friday the 13th. How'd that go for you? I got called into work early. Arrived and found out that one of our satellite programs was on fire and all of their patients would be delivered to my lobby in about ten minutes. The fire, incidentally, started at 13:13 hours on Friday the 13th. So, not only is there total chaos going on because of the number of patients that actually need to be seen, there's extra people in the lobby, and every third person who comes into the office thinks that we don't know what's going on and starts with, "Hey, did you hear what happened?" "Yes, we're actually trying to work in here instead of gossip. Leave please." The day continued to be horrifyingly awful, including the periphery of dealing with the person suspected of the fire, which I believe has been officially ruled "accidental." Eventually the displaced folks got taken down to the gym to bed in for the night, mainly because there was a crazy woman that was too annoying for them and they were getting anxious. That didn't end the series of things that were annoying me, however, including a police department bringing three not really crazy enough to be hospitalized people in at the same time. This has never happened before. And there's a patient that I didn't get to see but was interested in, because the person has a disease that was featured on an episode of House, M.D. I really like House, and this was one of my more favorite episodes, because the disease presents with psychiatric symptoms, but is really medically based. On the upside, I only got home about an hour late. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-19-2009, 09:40 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Nut in 4-Points: I wish to engage in onanism now. wolf: I would prefer you didn't Nut in 4-points: (waves, not with his hands.) wolf: (calls office from cell phone) Mr. Nut in 4-Points needs a male one-to-one. And we're going to need to decontaminate the restraint straps. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-26-2009, 02:44 PM	#7
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	We were discussing you, not me.

02-27-2009, 04:41 PM	#8
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Does that make me self-centered?

02-27-2009, 04:52 PM	#9
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	o- there is my center. Now watch closely.... lo lol __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-01-2009, 06:10 AM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	How about an undate? Wolf you need a blog with this title. It would be fun to read about the exploits at da house. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-04-2009, 12:57 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That's kind of how I use these paired (suck/cool) threads. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-14-2009, 11:15 AM	#12
Decca Resident Denizen Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: O'ahu, Hawaii Posts: 63	Wow... I'm glad I avoided too much excitement on Friday the 13th. Glad you survived, Wolf.

03-20-2009, 12:56 AM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I left out the part where I said to him, "You're lucky. I'm probably the only person in the hospital who knows what you're intending." Actually, it turned out that there was one other person who knew without looking it up. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-20-2009, 05:31 AM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You get a better class of nut in Philly. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-20-2009, 10:04 AM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	He was from out of state. And he was my first nut carrying a saxomophone. I've logged a lot of crazy property, but it was my first sax. The thing looks beat ... dusty, pitted finish and all? but the cork and pads are in perfect condition, and he's got a lot of good quality reeds in the box, and plenty of cork grease (I played tenor sax back in the day, know about these things). __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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