How to train a man - Page 6

lookout123 · 03-14-2005, 03:49 PM

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Come on, he's russian- he drives better when he's drunk.

only on russian streets. american streets are much trickier. and more importantly, we care a little more about the people getting creamed by drunk drivers.

perth · 03-14-2005, 04:52 PM

Well, I didn't actually mean to cause trouble, I just wasn't understanding when Stacey referred to "her" towel in this context. I do have a suggestion, bearing in mind that I have no idea how the bathroom is laid out. Head over to Wal-Mart or Home Depot or whatever, and get a couple of nice towel rods. He gets to do the awesome guy thing by installing them, and the towel problem is solved because there's a couple racks available now.

mrnoodle · 03-14-2005, 04:59 PM

arsen uses 2 towels? he weighs what, a buck fifty soaking wet. What's he drying, anyway?

perhaps if you were to actually FILM the showering process, we could get a clearer picture. i'm just saying.

*sigh* guess i'll go back over to the atheism thread and argue.

staceyv · 03-14-2005, 05:02 PM

he calls one of them his "ass towel". Does that help?

staceyv · 03-14-2005, 04:57 PM

perth, that is an excellent idea. Really, really, really good. But I've finally gotten him to hang the damn thing up, and now, when he does, I feel like "aww, he thought of me this morning, he really cares about me" although, what he's probably thinking is "i don't want to hear her bitch, i'm gonna hang this up".
Yeah, the extra towel rod is a great idea.

dar512 · 03-16-2005, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by staceyv

perth, that is an excellent idea. Really, really, really good. But I've finally gotten him to hang the damn thing up, and now, when he does, I feel like "aww, he thought of me this morning, he really cares about me" although, what he's probably thinking is "i don't want to hear her bitch, i'm gonna hang this up".
Yeah, the extra towel rod is a great idea.

Take it from a long married person. This is one of the major keys to a happy marriage. Think of another way. The idea is not to force the other person to do it your way. The idea is to make both of you happy in your relationship.

I was thinking about your desire to have Arsen teach you Russian. If you're thinking of Russian 'lessons', well if I were Arsen, that wouldn't sound like a lot of fun to me either.

Think of another way.

Incorporate it into your everyday routine.

Buy a Russian<>English dictionary and label the furniture and stuff in your house. Get a book on Russian to learn a few simple verbs. Learn to say things like "Your keys are on the dresser", and "Please stop flipping the channels" in Russian.

Make a Russian list of the foods in the pantry and fridge. Then learn a few more verbs and start using it on Arsen. Once you can say "Please pass the potatoes" in Russian, you can start trying to make dinner a Russian-only time.

Have him say the name of a body part and then kiss it. - Gotta be more fun than 'lessons'.

Play "I Spy" in the car - in Russian.

I'm sure you can think of lots more.

perth · 03-14-2005, 05:05 PM

Yeah. Don't film that.

lookout123 · 03-14-2005, 05:25 PM

is he aware that he can just wash that in the shower and then it would also be clean before he dries it? or don't they teach that in russia?

mrnoodle · 03-14-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

is he aware that he can just wash that in the shower and then it would also be clean before he dries it? or don't they teach that in russia?

:hafucking

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i can't breathe...stop... lol

404Error · 03-14-2005, 09:53 PM

Just to throw in $.02 worth, I'm all for the pictoral reenactment of the shower scene, (minus the ass toweling of course). I believe it will help us all better understand the problem here.

staceyv · 03-14-2005, 05:43 PM

I tried to tell him that- I even wiped my mouth with it after I brushed my teeth, to demonstrate, but I guess he just feels better using a separate towel on his ass.

BigV · 03-14-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by staceyv

I tried to tell him that- I even wiped my mouth with it after I brushed my teeth, to demonstrate, but I guess he just feels better using a separate towel on his ass.

did he go "

!!" ?

BigV · 03-14-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by staceyv

he calls one of them his "ass towel". Does that help?

Hey--he can have mine, and if he needs more, he can check here.

staceyv · 03-15-2005, 08:50 AM

This is the best I could do

breakingnews · 03-15-2005, 09:01 AM

I just hope the towel isn't white.

03-14-2005, 04:59 PM	#3
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	arsen uses 2 towels? he weighs what, a buck fifty soaking wet. What's he drying, anyway? perhaps if you were to actually FILM the showering process, we could get a clearer picture. i'm just saying. sigh guess i'll go back over to the atheism thread and argue. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

03-14-2005, 05:25 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	is he aware that he can just wash that in the shower and then it would also be clean before he dries it? or don't they teach that in russia? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-14-2005, 09:53 PM	#10
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	Just to throw in $.02 worth, I'm all for the pictoral reenactment of the shower scene, (minus the ass toweling of course). I believe it will help us all better understand the problem here. __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

03-15-2005, 08:50 AM	#14
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	This is the best I could do Attached Images

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breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	I just hope the towel isn't white. __________________ Gone crazy, be back never.

03-14-2005, 04:52 PM	#2
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Well, I didn't actually mean to cause trouble, I just wasn't understanding when Stacey referred to "her" towel in this context. I do have a suggestion, bearing in mind that I have no idea how the bathroom is laid out. Head over to Wal-Mart or Home Depot or whatever, and get a couple of nice towel rods. He gets to do the awesome guy thing by installing them, and the towel problem is solved because there's a couple racks available now.

03-14-2005, 05:02 PM	#4
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	he calls one of them his "ass towel". Does that help?

03-14-2005, 04:57 PM	#5
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	perth, that is an excellent idea. Really, really, really good. But I've finally gotten him to hang the damn thing up, and now, when he does, I feel like "aww, he thought of me this morning, he really cares about me" although, what he's probably thinking is "i don't want to hear her bitch, i'm gonna hang this up". Yeah, the extra towel rod is a great idea.

03-14-2005, 05:05 PM	#7
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Yeah. Don't film that.

03-14-2005, 05:43 PM	#11
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	I tried to tell him that- I even wiped my mouth with it after I brushed my teeth, to demonstrate, but I guess he just feels better using a separate towel on his ass.

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