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10-02-2004, 10:47 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Bush's notes from the debate.
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10-11-2004, 10:07 PM
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I am meaty
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10-15-2004, 11:03 AM
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I am meaty
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Q - How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?
A - None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness.
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10-15-2004, 11:31 AM
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10-15-2004, 12:06 PM
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The Prodigal Brat Returneth
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The Ultimate Kerry Ad
http://johnkerryads.websiteanimal.com/
Here's an ad that lets you know EXACTLY why you should be voting for Mr. Waffl...err Kerry. Because he's 'on your side'....(whatever side that is....) Dagney 
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10-15-2004, 10:33 PM
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The future is unwritten
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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10-15-2004, 10:51 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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Q: What was John Mcain doing with President Bush on Air Force One?
A: Looking for a parachute.
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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10-16-2004, 12:21 AM
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Jon Stewart, when seriously discussing politics and the system, is not funny.
In fact, he's quite serious. Go Jon! |
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10-18-2004, 09:52 AM
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changed his status to single
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Yes i know there are some factual errors in this and a little slight of hand, but this is the humor thread, so...
sent in an email (of course) I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I'll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy saying one thing. Then the other guy says something else. Who to believe. Lemme see; have I got this straight? Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good... Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad... Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good.. Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad... Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad... Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists- good... Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad... Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good... Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad... Clinton commits felonies while in office - good... Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad... No mass graves found in Serbia - good... No WMD found Iraq - bad... Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good... Economy on upswing under Bush - bad... Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good... World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad... Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good... Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad... Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad... Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good... Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad... Milosevic not yet convicted - good... Saddam turned over for trial - bad... Ahh, it's so confusing! Every year an independent tax watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden on Americans, and then calculates the "Tax Freedom Day." This is the day after which the money you earn goes to you, not the government. This year, tax freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has been since 1991.
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10-18-2004, 10:00 AM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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I don't know if this has been mentioned previously but, Lynne Cheney discovered when researching family history that Dick Cheney is distantly related to Barrack Obama. A member of Obama's staff was asked to comment on this and replied "Well, theres a black sheep in every family"
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10-16-2004, 09:10 AM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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