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Old 10-01-2004, 03:28 PM   #1
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Hey for a bunch of kids, they actually don't suck. I've heard much worse. Kerry has gone up a notch for coolness, and becasue he absolutely beat the hell out of Bush in the debate.
Anyone who doesn't believe Kerry beat Bush in the debate can just ask John. I'm sure he will set the record straight. Perhaps in the upcoming debates they should replace the mediator with a scorekeeper. I woulndn't want the job, though. There's a slim chance that I may be slightly biased.
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Old 10-02-2004, 10:47 PM   #2
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Bush's notes from the debate.
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Old 10-11-2004, 10:07 PM   #3
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Old 10-15-2004, 11:03 AM   #4
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Q - How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

A - None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness.
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Old 10-15-2004, 11:31 AM   #5
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Q - How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

A - None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness.
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Old 10-15-2004, 12:06 PM   #6
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Talking The Ultimate Kerry Ad

http://johnkerryads.websiteanimal.com/

Here's an ad that lets you know EXACTLY why you should be voting for Mr. Waffl...err Kerry. Because he's 'on your side'....(whatever side that is....)

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Old 10-15-2004, 10:33 PM   #7
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http://johnkerryads.websiteanimal.com/

Here's an ad that lets you know EXACTLY why you should be voting for Mr. Waffl...err Kerry. Because he's 'on your side'....(whatever side that is....)

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Old 10-15-2004, 10:51 PM   #8
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Q: What was John Mcain doing with President Bush on Air Force One?


A: Looking for a parachute.
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Old 10-16-2004, 12:21 AM   #9
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Jon Stewart, when seriously discussing politics and the system, is not funny.

In fact, he's quite serious.

Go Jon!
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Old 10-16-2004, 12:38 AM   #10
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Jon Stewart kicks every kind of ass available to be kicked.
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Old 10-16-2004, 07:59 AM   #11
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Did anyone link to jibjabs unbiased humor?
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:52 AM   #12
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Yes i know there are some factual errors in this and a little slight of hand, but this is the humor thread, so...

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I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I'll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy saying one thing. Then the other guy says something else. Who to believe. Lemme see; have I got this straight?

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...

Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good..

Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...

Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists- good...

Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...
Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...

Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...

Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia - good...

No WMD found Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...

Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...

World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...

Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...

Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...

Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted - good...

Saddam turned over for trial - bad...

Ahh, it's so confusing!

Every year an independent tax watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden on Americans, and then calculates the "Tax Freedom Day." This is the day after which the money you earn goes to you, not the government. This year, tax freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has been since 1991.
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:00 AM   #13
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Every year an independent tax watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden on Americans, and then calculates the "Tax Freedom Day." This is the day after which the money you earn goes to you, not the government. This year, tax freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has been since 1991.
Unfortunately, it's April 11th, 2184...
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Old 02-09-2008, 08:59 PM   #14
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I don't know if this has been mentioned previously but, Lynne Cheney discovered when researching family history that Dick Cheney is distantly related to Barrack Obama. A member of Obama's staff was asked to comment on this and replied "Well, theres a black sheep in every family"

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Old 10-16-2004, 09:10 AM   #15
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Jon Stewart kicks every kind of ass available to be kicked.
When I said this, I had only read a few quotes from the transcript. Now, having seen the video[bittorrent], I would like to say that he also kicks several theoretical kinds of ass that have yet to be made available to kick.
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