10-04-2020, 03:23 AM | #1 |
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Chocolate
Filtering out all the evidence, here's what we know about chocolate...
Improves mental stability. Reduce risk of insanity. Lowers cholesterol Improving blood pressure. Reduce memory decline in elders. Reduce/prevent Alzheimer’s. Slow cognitive decline. Improve cognitive function. Lower risk of heart disease by 1/3rd. 22% less likely to have a stroke. 2 oz/week, 46% less likely fatal stroke. 1oz/day benefits fetal development. Boosts oxygen availability in fitness training. Cyclists used less oxygen at a moderate pace Cyclists rode further in 2 min flat-out run. You owe it to your mother, God (may be one and the same), and country to eat chocolate.
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10-06-2020, 07:01 PM | #2 |
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I am new today and guess I need to reply before I can post a thread...
I eat very little chocolate now but ate too much growing up...now and then I'll eat a little pc of dark chocolate. Too much dental work from too much sugar. |
10-06-2020, 07:34 PM | #3 |
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to The Cellar!
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10-06-2020, 08:21 PM | #4 |
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What Gravdigr said.
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10-07-2020, 01:39 AM | #5 | |
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Quote:
It doesn't do anything bad, nothing but rainbows and party balloons from chocolate.
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10-07-2020, 01:51 AM | #6 |
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I used to eat chocolate quite alot....I loved hershey bars until they changed the chocolate and it tasted like crap... (Sometime in 2004)
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