I don't like it - Page 2

limey · 06-06-2020, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

I don't like how every single app on my new phone has its own settings for notifications and autocorrect and does not pay attention to my universal ruling. I want them to STFU and leave my tryping alone.

I also don't like any of the varieties of smell of weed being smoked and how my neighbors on both sides are currently gassing me out of my garden. I don't.

Not at all.

Get off my lawn!

Get off my grass!

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BigV · 06-06-2020, 06:50 PM

"grass"

lol

I like it.

lumberjim · 06-06-2020, 11:16 PM

I don't like it when people slap the fucking pen down on top of the paper after they sign. Cuz there's another fucking paper coming right behind that one. Times 20. Bad habit.

I don't like that.

footfootfoot · 09-25-2020, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

I don't like it when people slap the fucking pen down on top of the paper after they sign. Cuz there's another fucking paper coming right behind that one. Times 20. Bad habit.

I don't like that.

You could give them a new pen each time. Just to fuck with them. Just take the one they slapped down and toss it in the can in a very deliberate way and then hand them a new one, making a long, deliberate show of extracting it from its box or custom Carpathian Elm burl pen caddy (shoot me a PM) making no facial expression whatsoever. Then, keep going until they stop slapping the pen down or ask you WTF?

Later, after they leave, just coolec them and put them back in the caddy.

Luce · 06-08-2020, 10:44 AM

I don't like this timeline. It is clearly defective, and has been for years.

No sir, I don't like it.

sexobon · 06-08-2020, 09:55 PM

I'm too sexy for my facemask.
Too sexy for my facemask.

So, I don't like it.

The only improvised facemask I'd actually want to put my face into would be made from an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini that she wore for the first time today... and she can still have it on!

Luce · 07-06-2020, 01:48 PM

I don't like dealing with vinyl chloride fires at work.

I don't like that.

Gravdigr · 07-06-2020, 04:38 PM

Left big toe is on fire. I've named it Mrs Goutfire.

I don't like it.

And I wouldn't recommend it.

BigV · 07-06-2020, 05:46 PM

Do you know what kinds of things trigger it?

monster · 07-06-2020, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Do you know what kinds of things trigger it?

Bad British accents, most likely.....

Gravdigr · 07-07-2020, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Do you know what kinds of things trigger it?

I've tried to go back after a particularly bad case and try to know if it was something that's like "oh, yeah the last time I ate so-and so I hurt like hell" but, I can't come up with anything consistent, or severe, enough to recall.

The worst flare up I've had was (perhaps coincidentally) after a particularly lengthy beer binge. But, uh, I (ahem) drink me some beer on occasion, (shocking, I know) and it doesn't flare up regularly from that.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-07-2020, 12:34 AM

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Foods to Avoid if You Have Gout
Skip foods and drinks that are high in purines to help lower your chances of an attack.

You should stay away from these types of food:

Beer and grain liquors (like vodka and whiskey)
Red meat, lamb, and pork
Organ meats, such as liver, kidneys, and glandular meats like the thymus or pancreas (you may hear them called sweetbreads)
Seafood, especially shellfish like shrimp, lobster, mussels, anchovies, and sardines
High-fructose products like soda and some juices, cereal, ice cream, candy, and fast food

BigV · 07-07-2020, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I've tried to go back after a particularly bad case and try to know if it was something that's like "oh, yeah the last time I ate so-and so I hurt like hell" but, I can't come up with anything consistent, or severe, enough to recall.

The worst flare up I've had was (perhaps coincidentally) after a particularly lengthy beer binge. But, uh, I (ahem) drink me some beer on occasion, (shocking, I know) and it doesn't flare up regularly from that.

I'm ok with beer, red meats, liquor. But I've had my last scallop and I remember loving scallops. Cured meat, like salami can only be enjoyed in small portions. And the other day I put a tin of smoked sardines on a salad and I thought I was gonna die and I was afraid I wouldn't. It felt like I'd broken my foot, I had to use my Mom's spare cane kept at the house here to walk to the bathroom and everywhere else for a day. The weight of the bedsheet on the top of my foot hurt so bad it made me think of a blacksmith hammering on my white hot iron toe. No more smoked sardines. Ever.

Flint · 07-07-2020, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

The weight of the bedsheet on the top of my foot hurt so bad it made me think of a blacksmith hammering on my white hot iron toe.

Maybe this is what was happening. Did you check for blacksmiths?

Griff · 07-07-2020, 06:18 AM

I don't like it when hot wings turn my guts inside out.
I love me some hot wings.
I don't like it.

06-06-2020, 06:50 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"grass" lol I like it. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-06-2020, 11:16 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I don't like it when people slap the fucking pen down on top of the paper after they sign. Cuz there's another fucking paper coming right behind that one. Times 20. Bad habit. I don't like that. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-08-2020, 10:44 AM	#5
Luce Weaponized Funk Join Date: Nov 2019 Location: Arizona Posts: 446	I don't like this timeline. It is clearly defective, and has been for years. No sir, I don't like it. __________________ Finagle's Law takes no prisoners.

07-06-2020, 01:48 PM	#7
Luce Weaponized Funk Join Date: Nov 2019 Location: Arizona Posts: 446	I don't like dealing with vinyl chloride fires at work. I don't like that. __________________ Finagle's Law takes no prisoners.

07-06-2020, 04:38 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Left big toe is on fire. I've named it Mrs Goutfire. I don't like it. And I wouldn't recommend it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-08-2020, 09:55 PM	#6
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I'm too sexy for my facemask. Too sexy for my facemask. So, I don't like it. The only improvised facemask I'd actually want to put my face into would be made from an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini that she wore for the first time today... and she can still have it on!

07-06-2020, 05:46 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Do you know what kinds of things trigger it? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-07-2020, 06:18 AM	#15
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I don't like it when hot wings turn my guts inside out. I love me some hot wings. I don't like it. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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