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Old 11-20-2019, 07:30 AM   #1
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Be liberty-minded and come to admirable manhood -- it doesn't hurt or anything.
Oh, I can assure you that coming to manhood would be quite painful for me. I like my tits and bits where they are.
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Old 11-20-2019, 05:28 PM   #2
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Oh, I can assure you that coming to manhood would be quite painful for me. I like my tits and bits where they are.
Fair enough. Be liberty-minded and come to admirableness anyway. Still doesn't hurt.

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Old 11-20-2019, 11:25 PM   #3
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Fair enough. Be liberty-minded and come to admirableness anyway. Still doesn't hurt.



I'm not here to steer you wrong; you are not being played with nor deceived.
You're not here for anything but self-fellating--as demonstrated by the fact that this isn't the first time you've been corrected about my gender. You haven't paid an ounce of attention to any other Dwellar on a personal level, and that is why no one will ever buy what you're selling, regardless of what it may be. (Kind of like the knives you used to sell, which I remember because I do pay attention. See how it works? Try not being the center of your own universe for once--I promise, it doesn't hurt.)
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Old 11-21-2019, 07:06 PM   #4
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… as demonstrated by the fact that this isn't the first time you've been corrected about my gender. ...
You may be coming across as too smart and sophisticated for him to think you could be a woman. Try dumbing it down to being just the nice piece of ass so he can remember you. Those old folks' memories can be tricksy.
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Old 11-21-2019, 07:25 PM   #5
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Hey, knock off those old folks generalizations. I'm older than any of you and well aware she's a nice piece of ass as well smart and sophisticated.
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Old 11-22-2019, 09:05 AM   #6
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