Feminists armed w/ultra-sonic devices harass Brian's brain-Steel helmet ineffective

Spivey · 05-19-2004, 10:20 PM

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Pity Brian H. His life hasn't been the same since a mysterious government agency, devoted entirely to controlling his mind, began dogging his every move. The 50-ish former investment banker has taken to sleeping in his car and hiding out in Wal-Mart parking lots just to get a little peace. But still the agents of this nefarious organization -- most of them women carrying purses and flashing wicked grins -- seek out Brian and attempt to boil his brain with weird, ultrasonic devices.Link to Article

elSicomoro · 05-19-2004, 10:32 PM

05-19-2004, 10:57 PM

uhmmmmm..... Wolf? Where are you when we need you?

wolf · 05-20-2004, 12:24 AM

Dealing with real nuts. I have enough on my plate with domestic ones. I don't need to import any, although it happens on occasion. One of my favorites was a fellow that got on a bus in San Diego, CA, and managed, somehow, to make it all the way across the country to my jurisdiction.

I also had a guy walk from New Jersey. He beat out the previous record, which was a guy who had walked from Center City Philadelphia to the Northwestern part of my county. Really BAD blisters. If you're going to be crazy and walk, make sure you have good thick socks and shoes with decent arch support that fit properly.

Torrere · 05-20-2004, 03:02 AM

Thanks for the tips.

CzinZumerzet · 05-20-2004, 08:44 AM

Was his name F. Gump by any chance. Adored that film & so wanted parts of it to be true. Hey Ho.

05-20-2004, 12:24 AM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Dealing with real nuts. I have enough on my plate with domestic ones. I don't need to import any, although it happens on occasion. One of my favorites was a fellow that got on a bus in San Diego, CA, and managed, somehow, to make it all the way across the country to my jurisdiction. I also had a guy walk from New Jersey. He beat out the previous record, which was a guy who had walked from Center City Philadelphia to the Northwestern part of my county. Really BAD blisters. If you're going to be crazy and walk, make sure you have good thick socks and shoes with decent arch support that fit properly. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-20-2004, 08:44 AM	#6
CzinZumerzet .....short for Caz Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The West Coast of England Posts: 358	Was his name F. Gump by any chance. Adored that film & so wanted parts of it to be true. Hey Ho. __________________ ..down by the zea zippin' zider

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05-19-2004, 10:32 PM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486

05-19-2004, 10:57 PM	#3
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	uhmmmmm..... Wolf? Where are you when we need you?

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Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	Thanks for the tips.

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