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Old 11-30-2012, 08:33 PM   #1
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Coffee Cup Murder-- comments are hilarious

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/08...g-husband.html
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Old 12-01-2012, 04:19 AM   #2
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Old 12-01-2012, 05:25 AM   #3
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Clearly, grounds for divorce.
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Old 12-01-2012, 08:20 AM   #4
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Very funny.
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Old 12-01-2012, 08:22 AM   #5
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She didn't murder him! Clearly the guy was mugged.
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Old 12-01-2012, 08:27 AM   #6
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Was it because he bought Decaf... or because he didn't.
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Old 12-01-2012, 10:00 AM   #7
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she was always planning to invoke California's 'Stand Your Grounds' law if arrested
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Old 12-01-2012, 10:24 AM   #8
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I hear she signed his name to the coffee cup AFTER the murder, trying to make it look like suicide. She wasn't as convincing as other Forgers, though.
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Old 12-01-2012, 10:29 AM   #9
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Old 12-01-2012, 10:39 AM   #10
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I need advice on removing coffee stains from linoleum.
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Old 12-01-2012, 10:41 AM   #11
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I hear she signed his name to the coffee cup AFTER the murder, trying to make it look like suicide. She wasn't as convincing as other Forgers, though.
eh hem. Folger's
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Old 12-01-2012, 10:55 AM   #12
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Really, srs cat?
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:17 PM   #13
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I saw a post on FB a couple of days ago about someone killing someone else with TWO banjos! Apparently when the first one broke, the killer went and got another one to finish the job.

What is WRONG with you people??!!!
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:23 PM   #14
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Seriously... banjos are expensive!
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:24 PM   #15
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More like, what's wrong with banjos?


Back to the OT ... is it too latte to save him?

This makes a moccary of our justice system.
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