December 1, 2007: Bottle X-ray

ZenGum · 11-30-2007, 12:32 PM

From Reuters:

Reuters provides the following:

Quote:

An x-ray of a glass bottle lodged in a man's lower abdomen is seen at the Nishtar hospital in Multan November 21, 2007. A 60-year-old man came to the hospital to have the Pepsi bottle removed, which he said armed thieves had inserted in his anus before robbing him of two buffalos, Dr. Abdul Manan, a surgeon at the hospital, said.

The Web confirms that the hospital exists, and is in Pakistan.

glatt · 11-30-2007, 12:42 PM

Years ago I stumbled upon a page of x-rays of men with foreign objects stuffed up their butts. It was an actual medical page, not what you might think. I've wished a few times I still had that link. Funny stuff.

Shawnee123 · 11-30-2007, 12:50 PM

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had inserted in his anus before robbing him of two buffalos

This is the wtf part!

ZenGum · 11-30-2007, 12:56 PM

Complete bastards to do that with a Pepsi bottle.
Don't they know that (buffalo) wings go better with Coke???

smurfalicious · 11-30-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Don't they know that (buffalo) wings go better with Coke???

Actually, ferraris and hot women go better with coke.

BigV · 11-30-2007, 01:46 PM

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A 60-year-old man came to the hospital to have the Pepsi bottle removed, which he said armed thieves had inserted in his anus before robbing him of two buffalos,

Or...

He paid the armed (with a Pepsi bottle?) men two buffaloes to have it stuck up there, and is now suffering (really suffering) from a severe case of buyer's remorse.

lookout123 · 11-30-2007, 02:30 PM

wait, wait. this was the plot line for a victim in one of the law and order or other cop shows quite awhile back. man humiliated by having pop bottle jammed up his butt by some guys in a bar after they robbed him.

LJ · 11-30-2007, 04:16 PM

didn't that happen to ray leota's character from goodfellas?
....

henry hill!

Cloud · 11-30-2007, 04:43 PM

oh, sure, the ol' buffalo excuse!

Cicero · 11-30-2007, 04:59 PM

See? People that prefer Pepsi suck!

Elspode · 11-30-2007, 06:30 PM

Having things rammed up your ass is generally frowned upon in Pakistan, so he probably gave them the animals to keep 'em quiet after the fun was over.

Sheldonrs · 11-30-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Having things rammed up your ass is generally frowned upon in Pakistan...

(Note to self...scratch Pakistan off my vacation list)

fargon · 11-30-2007, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

See? People that prefer Pepsi suck!

KISS MY A$$

shina · 11-30-2007, 10:15 PM

That had to hurt

Cloud · 11-30-2007, 10:52 PM

how can we be sure the person is not merely holding a bottle in front?

(kinda stupid question, I'm sure--I can't even tell independently if it's a male or female pelvis)

But I can tell my left from my right! Uh . . . sorta.

11-30-2007, 12:56 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Complete bastards to do that with a Pepsi bottle. Don't they know that (buffalo) wings go better with Coke??? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-30-2007, 02:30 PM	#7
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	wait, wait. this was the plot line for a victim in one of the law and order or other cop shows quite awhile back. man humiliated by having pop bottle jammed up his butt by some guys in a bar after they robbed him. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

11-30-2007, 04:16 PM	#8
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	didn't that happen to ray leota's character from goodfellas? .... henry hill! __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

11-30-2007, 04:43 PM	#9
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	oh, sure, the ol' buffalo excuse! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-30-2007, 04:59 PM	#10
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	See? People that prefer Pepsi suck! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-30-2007, 12:42 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Years ago I stumbled upon a page of x-rays of men with foreign objects stuffed up their butts. It was an actual medical page, not what you might think. I've wished a few times I still had that link. Funny stuff.

11-30-2007, 06:30 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Having things rammed up your ass is generally frowned upon in Pakistan, so he probably gave them the animals to keep 'em quiet after the fun was over. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-30-2007, 10:15 PM	#14
shina Hopeful Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sammamish, WA Posts: 232	That had to hurt

11-30-2007, 10:52 PM	#15
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	how can we be sure the person is not merely holding a bottle in front? (kinda stupid question, I'm sure--I can't even tell independently if it's a male or female pelvis) But I can tell my left from my right! Uh . . . sorta. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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