The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Food and Drink

Food and Drink Essential to sustain life; near the top of the hierarchy of needs

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-05-2007, 04:54 PM   #1
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Let me give you your signature dish

Everyone needs a signature dish; a meal or entree that is distinctly them. For a limited time I will give you a signature dish based on your cellar persona.

If you complain about your meal you won't get dessert.

The kitchen is open.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-05-2007, 04:56 PM   #2
Spexxvet
Makes some feel uncomfortable
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
I'm game.
__________________
"I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce
Spexxvet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2007, 08:57 AM   #3
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spexxvet View Post
I'm game.
Ordinarily I don't let people choose their signature dishes, but spexxvet is already pretty close on taget in his case.

Your signature dish is
Braised Spotted Owl slow cooked and finished with a sour cherry glaze, served with roasted yams seasoned with sea salt and cultured butter.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-05-2007, 04:58 PM   #4
lumberjim
I can hear my ears
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
i could use a little smackerell
__________________
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2007, 09:00 AM   #5
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Quote:
Originally Posted by lumberjim View Post
i could use a little smackerell
LJ's signature dish is

Kippered Herring Sandwiches served on Jewish Rye bread w/ caraway seeds, 5 year aged Gouda, thick slices of tomato, mayo, onion, and capers.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2007, 09:49 PM   #6
lumberjim
I can hear my ears
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
Quote:
Originally Posted by footfootfoot View Post
LJ's signature dish is

Kippered Herring Sandwiches served on Jewish Rye bread w/ caraway seeds, 5 year aged Gouda, thick slices of tomato, mayo, onion, and capers.
i wouldn't eat that with your dick!....er mouth. yuk. send it back. check please!
__________________
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2007, 10:15 PM   #7
kerosene
Touring the facilities
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
Posts: 3,476
May I have one, please?
kerosene is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2007, 11:16 AM   #8
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Quote:
Originally Posted by case View Post
May I have one, please?
Do you mean you want LJ's kippered herring sandwich, or your own sig dish?
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2007, 11:18 AM   #9
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Quote:
Originally Posted by lumberjim View Post
i wouldn't eat that with your dick!....er mouth. yuk. send it back. check please!
You did say "smackerel" and kippered herring is smoked...

I'll come up with another one for you, but you'll have to get back in line.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-05-2007, 05:00 PM   #10
Clodfobble
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
Ooh! If I have a signature dish that might motivate me to try to make it. I'm in!
Clodfobble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2007, 09:03 AM   #11
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Quote:
Originally Posted by Clodfobble View Post
Ooh! If I have a signature dish that might motivate me to try to make it. I'm in!
Your signature dish is Roast Loin of Lamb, browned in butter and rolled in rosemary, thyme, and Fleur de Sel. Served with Carmelized onions, new potatoes roasted in butter and lightly steamed Aspargus.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-05-2007, 05:08 PM   #12
Undertoad
Radical Centrist
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
Mmkay
Undertoad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-05-2007, 05:40 PM   #13
jinx
Come on, cat.
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
Posts: 7,013
I'd love one, but hold the foam please.
__________________
Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.
jinx is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2007, 09:14 AM   #14
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Quote:
Originally Posted by jinx View Post
I'd love one, but hold the foam please.
Jinx's signature dish is
1# Pecan halves cooked in 1/8 stick of butter until quite hot, then 3/4 cup of real maple syrup is poured into the pan and stirred constantly until the maple syrup has lost all its water and is crumbly.

Remove pan from heat and rest in snow until cool enough to eat. eat immediately.

Notes: Use a cast iron pan, stir continually until pan is put in snow.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2007, 04:56 PM   #15
Urbane Guerrilla
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Southern California
Posts: 6,674
Quote:
Originally Posted by footfootfoot View Post
Jinx's signature dish is
1# Pecan halves cooked in 1/8 stick of butter until quite hot, then 3/4 cup of real maple syrup is poured into the pan and stirred constantly until the maple syrup has lost all its water and is crumbly.

Remove pan from heat and rest in snow until cool enough to eat. eat immediately.

Notes: Use a cast iron pan, stir continually until pan is put in snow.
Hmm. Vermont pralines.
__________________
Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.
Urbane Guerrilla is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (0 members and 2 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:44 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.