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12-29-2006, 11:41 PM | #1 |
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Poop
Let me apologize for this ahead of time. This is supremely disgusting.
Monkeyboy has a store in Old City, which is not only known as the historic district of Philadelphia, but also Party Central, having 100+ bars within a few square blocks. So, it's to be expected that at a certain time of the evening, many of his customers are, well, pretty likker'd up. And of course it happens every so often that one of his toasty customers is in dire need of restroom facilities. Which, being the kind soul that he is, Monkeyboy is inclined to oblige them. The restroom is near the entrance, so he alway figured, no harm, no foul... Until tonight, that is. A few minutes ago, I was notified that we'd be staying at the store after closing, because he'd opened the restroom door to find a gigantic, fat turd sitting on the seat of the toilet. Apparently, one of his better-known customers was a lot drunker than he appeared, and missed. On the upside, I guess it was good that the guy didn't miss completely. That would have been worse, I think. Poor Monkeyboy is understandably traumatized at the moment, and he'll never be able to look at Poop Guy the same way again. I have photos, but perhaps luckily for the Cellar, I can't find my USB cord at the moment. Be warned, I will post them later...I feel the best way to dissipate this horrendous event is to share! |
12-29-2006, 11:59 PM | #2 |
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We haven't had a good discussion of poop in a while. Well, not since busterb went for the colonoscopy ...
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12-30-2006, 12:14 AM | #3 |
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Wolf, I imagine that people at your workplace might snicker with derision at our poop freakout.
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12-30-2006, 12:16 AM | #4 |
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I think the real question is, are you going to send the photos to the perp?
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12-30-2006, 12:19 AM | #5 |
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I wonder if your pooper is the same guy who pooped in my coworker's bathtub during the (then) Core States bike race. He lives right on The Wall.
Thing is, the only people who were in his house (we have pretty good control of the front door and didn't let any strangers in) were invited guests and the Channel 6 News Crew.
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12-30-2006, 12:53 AM | #6 |
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In the bathtub...that's really bad. Where is "The Wall?"
I tried to ask Monkeyboy if he wanted to share the photos with our pooper, but he doesn't want to talk about it. He's a little cranky right now. |
12-30-2006, 01:20 AM | #7 |
I wonder . . .
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At least the guy didn't paint with it as some do . . .
A friend attended a nice, family party. Outdoors, around the pool, that sort of thing. The child that lived there told his mom he needed to go to the bathroom, so she sent him in the house. He was gone a long while and the next person to use the loo got a very big surprise. Apparently, it was even on the ceiling.
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12-30-2006, 02:17 AM | #8 |
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Poop molecules can't travel over the Internet.
Can they. They can't, right? I mean, there's no way they could! Is there?
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12-30-2006, 02:39 AM | #9 |
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Only through spinach, as far as I know.
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12-30-2006, 07:23 AM | #10 |
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Ah....them (in)famous doodies...
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12-30-2006, 11:28 AM | #11 |
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Is The Cellar ready for turd pictures?
What a silly question.
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12-30-2006, 03:05 PM | #13 |
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A poop rod!
Brilliant!! Thanks, Brucejamin Franklin!!
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12-30-2006, 04:53 PM | #14 |
I'll just put the tip in
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dude, i can look at a lot of different types of pictures, but i still find my right nostril cringing at the thought of it. or maybe it's just at the thought of the experience of [i]finding[i] something like that. i can totally understand why monkeyboy is cranky. yuk.
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12-30-2006, 05:14 PM | #15 |
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It's funny peoples reactions to "poop" some are horrified others are neither bothered by it.
having worked looking after old people in residents homes I could tell some horror stories but i won't however i will tell you a story. Many moons ago I worked in an elecrtro plating factory and various maintenance tradesmen worked there.Plumbers,Electricians etc,one night working nightshift the young plumber came up to me and said "You have to see this" dragging me to the toilets.. We both had a kinda bizzare sense of humour so he must have thought i would have found this funny. there on the cubicle floor was a turd,"What about that then? 11 1/2 inches without breaking "he was so proud . I for once was speechless,guess it takes all sorts.. |
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