Sexually Transmitted Disease

Cyclefrance · 03-23-2006, 08:25 AM

Diificult to know where to put this. I guess here is as good a place as any. Apologies if you have seen it in the USA already only this info has literally just this minute hit my desktop - it seemed important when I read it that I felt it would be better to duplicate than to overlook:

Disease: Gonorrhea Lectim

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

Pie · 03-23-2006, 09:14 AM

busterb · 03-23-2006, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Pie

thrillhouse · 03-23-2006, 05:08 PM

i have it. it's fatal.

03-23-2006, 05:45 PM

Yeah, the ax murderer and Bush have a lot in common. The ax murderer turns out to be sexually promiscuous, too. AND a NOUNCE!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-23-2006, 07:43 PM

Fortunately, this one will have run it's course in a couple years but there is a variation in Florida that must be watched.

03-23-2006, 08:25 AM	#1
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Sexually Transmitted Disease Diificult to know where to put this. I guess here is as good a place as any. Apologies if you have seen it in the USA already only this info has literally just this minute hit my desktop - it seemed important when I read it that I felt it would be better to duplicate than to overlook: Disease: Gonorrhea Lectim The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

03-23-2006, 09:14 AM	#2
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	__________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-23-2006, 05:08 PM	#4
thrillhouse spoonful of bologna Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: salvation holdout central Posts: 333	i have it. it's fatal. __________________ i'm drinking stars

03-23-2006, 07:43 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Fortunately, this one will have run it's course in a couple years but there is a variation in Florida that must be watched. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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03-23-2006, 05:45 PM	#5
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah, the ax murderer and Bush have a lot in common. The ax murderer turns out to be sexually promiscuous, too. AND a NOUNCE!

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