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Old 06-19-2016, 12:45 PM   #1
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He shoots! He scores!!!
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Old 06-20-2016, 05:52 PM   #2
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Gilbert Gottfried.
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Old 06-21-2016, 01:23 PM   #3
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The guy who says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Old 06-24-2016, 08:52 PM   #4
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Just saw the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile followed by a Planters Peanutmobile on my commute home.
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Old 06-25-2016, 12:41 AM   #5
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This guy is annoyed they arrested him. He said the cops usually just give him a ticket he can mail in with a little money, and shoo him away.
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Old 07-29-2016, 03:50 AM   #6
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Look what my cat had done today...try and tell me that last line will ever stop being funny.
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Old 07-29-2016, 09:41 AM   #7
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OK for you but what did they do for the cat?
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Old 07-29-2016, 09:43 AM   #8
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What was funny/worse, the vet felt a need to explain the process.

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Old 07-29-2016, 09:56 AM   #9
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No no, what's funny is "complimentary" doesn't mean "gratis", it means the vet's assistants stand around and give compliments during the process.

"Your anus is so pleasant! You're doing a great job keeping it tidy"
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Old 07-29-2016, 12:55 PM   #10
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Really didn't need to click on this thread today.
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Old 07-29-2016, 05:07 PM   #11
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Well it's not a liquor store, but...

https://www.facebook.com/jennifer.no...80344651981709

(Sorry, apparently this thing is on Facebook and nowhere else. I looked really hard for a legit link, I promise.)
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Old 07-30-2016, 12:37 PM   #12
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Well it's not a liquor store, but...

https://www.facebook.com/jennifer.no...80344651981709

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Old 07-29-2016, 05:44 PM   #13
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Lol
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Old 07-30-2016, 01:35 PM   #14
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and a pichur ov a bandige
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Old 07-30-2016, 02:15 PM   #15
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Ah! Sorry, link just broke today. Fixed here:

https://www.facebook.com/jennifernoo...80344651981709
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