From the Newspaper - Page 9

Gravdigr · 01-14-2018, 02:14 AM

"No, but it's been fucked in twice at every KOA in the 48 states!!!"

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2018, 10:56 AM

One two three fou... wait, one two three fo... no, one two three????

Carruthers · 01-24-2018, 11:49 AM

Well, Chris had three brothers, and Demo had three brothers, and .....

Well, you get the picture.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2018, 01:35 PM

Very good.

Carruthers · 01-25-2018, 06:20 AM

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One two three fou... wait, one two three fo... no, one two three????

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Nashville NC page101. Google Books

xoxoxoBruce · 01-25-2018, 08:12 AM

So Chris was the runt of the litter.

Gravdigr · 01-25-2018, 03:44 PM

Or he had better self control.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-29-2018, 10:07 PM

Oh Hail...

xoxoxoBruce · 02-24-2018, 07:19 PM

WTF, isn't there some kind of law against cooking guide dogs?

Glinda · 02-25-2018, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

WTF, isn't there some kind of law against cooking guide dogs?

What did you think they did with old, blind, deaf guide dogs? Send them upstate to arthritically stumble through fields and chase bunnies they can't see?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-25-2018, 03:21 PM

I though a decent burial if not a bronze likeness in the park.

BigV · 02-27-2018, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

WTF, isn't there some kind of law against cooking guide dogs?

If there is, I'm sure their owners haven't seen it.

Gravdigr · 02-28-2018, 01:29 PM

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outstanding.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-28-2018, 10:41 PM

I can see how that might happen, I believe him.

Carruthers · 03-01-2018, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I can see how that might happen, I believe him.

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Former Brisbane Freemason Glenn Langford apologises after being found naked in broken pipe organ, surrounded by cheeseburgers.

A former Brisbane Freemason has apologised after allegedly being found naked inside a damaged historic pipe organ, surrounded by the remnants of a cheeseburger, in the the city’s Masonic Memorial Centre.

Glenn Langford allegedly broke into the heritage-listed building and flooded it on Wednesday night and was found alongside the burger, a remote-controlled police car and a toy gun.

He told 7 News he was sorry for any damage he had caused - to the pipe organ and the reputation of the Freemasons.

The Freemasons have since told 7 News that Mr Langford is no longer a member.

“Things just got a little bit loose - I can’t explain it at the moment,” Mr Langford said.

“I apologise to all the righteous Freemasons everywhere. I did have a lot of cheeseburgers to give to the homeless.

“I was out of it. I’m going to see a shrink and I won’t drink. But I might try to give out some more cheeseburgers to the homeless.”

Mr Langford said he hoped the organ - reportedly worth millions of dollars and insured - would emerge unscathed from the ordeal.

But he’s unable to return within 100 metres of the centre as a condition of his bail and a caretaker told 7 News they believed the damage could not be repaired.

“Hopefully it’s not that damaged and I am sincerely sorry,” he told 7 News.

According to 7 News, Mr Langford’s lawyer told court he had downed a bottle of Johnny Walker and had been drinking heavily after losing his job and the break-up of his relationship.

The West Australian.

There's an on the hoof video interview with Mr Langford in the above link.
He seems genuinely contrite and embarrassed, although who wouldn't be?
The embarrassed bit, I mean.

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01-24-2018, 10:56 AM	#122
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01-24-2018, 11:49 AM	#123
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01-24-2018, 01:35 PM	#124
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01-25-2018, 08:12 AM	#126
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01-25-2018, 03:44 PM	#127
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Or he had better self control. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-29-2018, 10:07 PM	#128
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh Hail... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-24-2018, 07:19 PM	#129
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02-25-2018, 03:21 PM	#131
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I though a decent burial if not a bronze likeness in the park. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-28-2018, 01:29 PM	#133
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02-28-2018, 10:41 PM	#134
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I can see how that might happen, I believe him. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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