You've got 11 days until rapture - Page 9

tw · 05-20-2011, 06:05 PM

End of the earth is only one day away. Changes the entire meaning of a popular expression. "Have a good one."

So why were so many religious extremists also worried about the price of gasoline?

HungLikeJesus · 05-20-2011, 11:02 AM

How do you pronounce rapture? With a long a, like ape?

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 11:05 AM

Yes, and I pronounce ass with a long a.

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 12:53 PM

Fox will blame the democrats.

BigV · 05-20-2011, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Fox will blame the demoncrats.

fify

lookout123 · 05-21-2011, 10:35 AM

Where is that old link to the game with the girl that bounced from bubble to bubble bending every which way... I kind of picture that if you were raptured in a hailstorm.

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 08:45 PM

RaptureHatch.com

Lmao!

monster · 05-20-2011, 08:54 PM

I'mm'a watch it on netflix when all the hoo-haa has died down.

ZenGum · 05-20-2011, 09:25 PM

My hoo-haa died on 9/11 you insensitive bitch.

Just a thought: is it sporting to use rapturing Christians for skeet shooting targets?

Spexxvet · 05-21-2011, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

My hoo-haa died on 9/11 you insensitive bitch.

Just a thought: is it sporting to use rapturing Christians for skeet shooting targets?

Not very sporting, but good family fun!

Trilby · 05-21-2011, 08:45 AM

Ok. Still here. The Rapture is supposed to be 6pm PST which is 9pm here in Ohio.

Should I bother to tidy up?

Oh. I suppose I should. I'll be left behind, after all....

Spexxvet · 05-21-2011, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Ok. Still here. The Rapture is supposed to be 6pm PST which is 9pm here in Ohio.

Should I bother to tidy up?

Oh. I suppose I should. I'll be left behind, after all....

It's 6 pm local time. Jeebus has all his clocks lined up, for anywhere in the world. When a clock hits 6pm, he makes big earthquakes, volcano eruptions, and floods happen in that area, and only that area. It's a miracle.

SamIam · 05-21-2011, 09:43 AM

So what would happen to me if I was standing with one foot in a 6pm time zone and the other in a 5pm time zone?

Spexxvet · 05-21-2011, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamIam

So what would happen to me if I was standing with one foot in a 6pm time zone and the other in a 5pm time zone?

Painful split?

BigV · 05-21-2011, 10:38 AM

http://www.smashingames.com/games/bubblegirl.html

05-20-2011, 11:02 AM	#2
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	How do you pronounce rapture? With a long a, like ape? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-21-2011, 10:35 AM	#6
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Where is that old link to the game with the girl that bounced from bubble to bubble bending every which way... I kind of picture that if you were raptured in a hailstorm. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-20-2011, 08:54 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'mm'a watch it on netflix when all the hoo-haa has died down. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-20-2011, 09:25 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	My hoo-haa died on 9/11 you insensitive bitch. Just a thought: is it sporting to use rapturing Christians for skeet shooting targets? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-21-2011, 08:45 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ok. Still here. The Rapture is supposed to be 6pm PST which is 9pm here in Ohio. Should I bother to tidy up? Oh. I suppose I should. I'll be left behind, after all.... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-20-2011, 06:05 PM	#1
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	End of the earth is only one day away. Changes the entire meaning of a popular expression. "Have a good one." So why were so many religious extremists also worried about the price of gasoline?

05-20-2011, 11:05 AM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yes, and I pronounce ass with a long a.

05-20-2011, 12:53 PM	#4
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Fox will blame the democrats.

05-20-2011, 08:45 PM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	RaptureHatch.com Lmao!

05-21-2011, 09:43 AM	#13
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	So what would happen to me if I was standing with one foot in a 6pm time zone and the other in a 5pm time zone?

05-21-2011, 10:38 AM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	http://www.smashingames.com/games/bubblegirl.html __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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