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04-22-2011, 10:27 AM
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Touring the facilities
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Ugh, too much beer!
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04-22-2011, 10:52 AM
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still says videotape
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The Society of Friends will be sponsoring a cattle drive to your fair city in these coming weeks. One of the community, a certain Hiram Evans, is a prince in his home country and has many cattle suitable for the cheese steak market. We can transfer these many cattle to your stockade, but need subsidy to undertake the venture. Being a prince, Hiram would normally finance this from his own vast wealth. Unfortunately, an assayer is necessary to value his gold holdings and nonesuch is available in the wilds of Penn's Woods. If you would forward by red indian a sum of 40 dollars, Hiram will guarantee you first choice of the 100 head of low-line cattle specially raised for the cheese steak market. yours, Oaty McGriff Esq.
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04-22-2011, 10:27 AM
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It's a little known fact that Beldar and Prymatt can trace their ancestry back to 18th century rural
Pennsylvania. |
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04-22-2011, 10:29 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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04-22-2011, 10:31 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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I grew up in Chicago but live in Philadelphia. I wear my beloved sports team jerseys and get beaten up regularly as I walk down the street.
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04-22-2011, 10:53 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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 fucking hell I'm laughing so hard i can't breathe! Well played.
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04-22-2011, 10:55 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Yah. This and the original Amish post have all but done for me.
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04-22-2011, 10:57 AM
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04-22-2011, 10:58 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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Can we please slow the thread? -beest is only on page 4 and you're posting faster than he can read. He's just got to the part where Jesus comes to Pam and ressurects Big Sarge. I'm worried he'll laugh himself a hernia if he reads any faster
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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04-22-2011, 11:01 AM
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I was late for work this morning, slept through my alarm...but I looked at the Cellar on the phone and read this whole thread anyway! My cat wondered why I was laughing so hard when I was hungover and running late.
The best part of waking up... |
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04-22-2011, 11:44 AM
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And the award for the Hottest Dwellar goes to...
(too soon?) |
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04-22-2011, 11:53 AM
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Touring the facilities
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Not too soon, I don't think. Tulip? She's pretty hot.
I have a question about my most happy award...if I am grouchy one day, will it be taken away? It's mine! You can't have it! I will get very angry and leave if you take my hard earned award away! Angry kerosene |
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04-22-2011, 11:55 AM
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Nah, it's like the Oscars. They didn't take Julia Roberts' Oscar away after she made Eat Pray Love.
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04-22-2011, 11:56 AM
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Are you knock-kneed?
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DucksNuts!!
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04-22-2011, 11:57 AM
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(rips open envelope and glowers at the peanut gallery)
And the winner is... The dwellar who lives near Ft Worth! |
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