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01-20-2016, 02:00 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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01-20-2016, 02:01 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Dude,
Giving head, you're doing it wrong, really, really wrong.
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07-23-2016, 02:12 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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WTF, Chamicka?!
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08-27-2016, 06:26 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Well at least Chamicka isn't a teaser.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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08-28-2016, 07:24 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Ha! Typo in the last line or really odd wording...
Or my eyes seeing "for" not "far"
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt Last edited by classicman; 08-28-2016 at 07:26 AM. Reason: ETA my eyes |
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05-16-2017, 10:21 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Sexual congress has been going on forever of course but the slang for it has changed...
1. Give someone a green gown (1351) 2. Play nug-a-nug (1505) 3. Play the pyrdewy (1512) 4. Play at couch quail (1521) 5. Ride below the crupper (1578) 6. Board a land carrack (1604) 7. Fadoodling (1611) 8. Put the devil into hell (1616) 9. Night physic (1621) 10. Princum-prancum (1630) 11. Culbatizing exercise (1653) 12. Join paunches (1656) 13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656) 14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660) 15. Dance Barnaby (1664) 16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665) 17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667) 18. Blow off the groundsills (1674) 19. Play hey gammer cook (1674) 20. Join giblets (1680) 21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684) 22. Lerricompoop (1694) 23. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698) 24. Houghmagandy (1700) 25. Pogue the hone (1719) 26. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785) 27. Dance the kipples (1796) 28. Have one’s corn ground (1800) 29. Horizontal refreshment (1863) 30. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896) 31. Get one’s ashes hauled (1910)
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05-17-2017, 01:17 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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#s 16, and 28.
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06-26-2017, 02:31 AM
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Back and ready to tart up the place
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It seems like people keep trying to bring this thread back, without any luck. Anyone want to get things going again here? I've been gone a few years, but I am no less perverted than I was.
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Chock-full of naughty goodness. |
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06-26-2017, 02:35 AM
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Back and ready to tart up the place
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I have a topic for discussion: sex after children. Did you go a long time after baby was born to start things up again? Or get right back to it?
In the years I've been away I've gotten married to my SO and had a child (now 4 years old). We basically went 2 years after she was born to get busy... Which was not fun. Anyone else have a similar experience? I think part of the issue was breastfeeding.... I breastfeed for a year and hubs did not like it... I don't know if I'd go so far as to say he was "grossed out", but pretty close. Guys, what are your thoughts on sex if the lady is lactating? Ladies, what are your thoughts on sex while lactating?
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Chock-full of naughty goodness. Last edited by Iggy; 06-26-2017 at 02:41 AM. |
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06-26-2017, 08:00 AM
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Got back to it fairly quickly. Maybe a month or two. There was some healing that had to occur first. I don't really remember exactly how long it was.
If anything, the breastfeeding was a turn on. Huge increase in size. It was fun. |
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06-26-2017, 08:45 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Yeah, I got back in the saddle after about four weeks. At my six-week checkup the doctor was like, "Okay, you're healed enough for sexual activity," and I was like, "Oh, uh... good."
But I had to do it with a bra on and absorption pads in the entire time I was breastfeeding (1 year for each kid) because I was constantly leaking. |
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06-26-2017, 10:06 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Breast milk? Curiously refreshing, makes kisses wetter too, definitely a turn on.
Maybe he was subconsciously jealous of the baby getting more boob than he was.
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06-26-2017, 03:51 PM
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I can hear my ears
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I remember not getting much for a couple years after Ippy was born. She felt like her body was meant for nourishing the child, not for my enjoyment. I think that may have been partially a result of her not feeling attractive or sexy. Not like we didn't do it at all, just that she never instigated, and I had to be extra persuasive or aggressive to get my itch scratched for a while.
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07-16-2017, 12:51 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Uh...  One please.
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10-19-2017, 09:43 AM
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Fellow-Commoner
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Quote:
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