What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen? - Page 8

footfootfoot · 07-05-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Wasn't that Don Johnson?

Dohh! you're right.

I have them lumped together in my memory, sort of like mental compression of a file, you lose some data, but you gain a lot of space that is useful for other things like remembering how to breathe and stuff...

Shawnee123 · 07-05-2006, 03:58 PM

OH OH OH!

Don Johnson in The Dentist. Horrible.

Wait, that was Corbin Bernsen...even worse!

wolf · 07-06-2006, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Wasn't that Don Johnson?

Yes, it was, and based on a damn fine Harlan Ellison Novella, too.

They cast the wrong dog.

Clodfobble · 07-03-2006, 01:45 PM

'Til There Was You (this one, since there are actually several movies by that title.)

SOOO painfully boring. At least when I'm seeing a movie I hate, I can get into actively hating it. This movie just gave me a headache.

Black Adder · 07-09-2006, 04:50 PM

Magnolia

footfootfoot · 07-10-2006, 09:04 PM

SWMBO was permanently scarred by watching Ilsa, she wolf etc. as a teen. I can't imagine, it must have been bad. Hello parents?

Beautiful_Stranger · 07-10-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

SWMBO was permanently scarred by watching Ilsa, she wolf etc. as a teen. I can't imagine, it must have been bad. Hello parents?

I can certainly understand why; I was perhaps 18 myself. Its images remained with me for years. And I saw it at a DRIVE-IN! Can you imagine???

Considering the era in which it was made, I cannot imagine the targeted audience, you know? If it were made now.....even NOW I cannot imagine....it was not merely sadistic, it was all torture, murder, mutilation....sooooo vile. I have never mustered the courage to do a Search on it, to see who the devil made this thing - and WHY!

(shudders)

Elspode · 07-12-2006, 10:59 PM

Allow me!

No one you have ever heard of, I'm betting. Here's the Director's curriculum vitae. The most legitimate thing he ever did was act in a few episodes of "Hunter". It all goes downhill from there.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-13-2006, 04:36 AM

Ended his career on a high note, I see.

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Killer Drag Queens on Dope (2003) .... Uncle A

Spexxvet · 07-17-2006, 09:59 AM

Jesus Christ, Superstar was terrible.

wolf · 07-20-2006, 02:29 PM

Yes, if you mean the Ted Neely version.

A couple of years ago a new director did a made-for-TV version that was very good, IMHO.

BigV · 07-20-2006, 03:01 PM

I disagree. I played the soundtrack to death in school, and the movie is a faithful, if not perfect reproduction of that pleasant memory. Like watching a concert movie where the songs are ones you originally loved as studio tracks.

dar512 · 07-20-2006, 04:38 PM

Really, V? Did you listen to the movie soundtrack or the stage version? The one I played to death was the stage version. It's been decades since I've seen the movie, but I remember there being a significant change in one of the high priests, low voice to high squeeky voice. I remember it really irritating me.

Beestie · 07-20-2006, 03:03 PM

No thread on terrible movies is complete without a tip 'o the hat to ...

C. H. U. D.

BigV · 07-20-2006, 04:58 PM

When listening it was the The Original London Cast Recording. I remember the same changes you mention. They grated (some) on me too. But I still like the movie, and I still like the album's music better than the movie's music, but I like them both.

07-05-2006, 03:58 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	OH OH OH! Don Johnson in The Dentist. Horrible. Wait, that was Corbin Bernsen...even worse! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-10-2006, 09:04 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	SWMBO was permanently scarred by watching Ilsa, she wolf etc. as a teen. I can't imagine, it must have been bad. Hello parents? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-12-2006, 10:59 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Allow me! No one you have ever heard of, I'm betting. Here's the Director's curriculum vitae. The most legitimate thing he ever did was act in a few episodes of "Hunter". It all goes downhill from there. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-17-2006, 09:59 AM	#10
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Jesus Christ, Superstar was terrible. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-20-2006, 02:29 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Yes, if you mean the Ted Neely version. A couple of years ago a new director did a made-for-TV version that was very good, IMHO. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	'Til There Was You (this one, since there are actually several movies by that title.) SOOO painfully boring. At least when I'm seeing a movie I hate, I can get into actively hating it. This movie just gave me a headache.

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Black Adder Recruit or Something Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4	Magnolia

07-20-2006, 03:01 PM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I disagree. I played the soundtrack to death in school, and the movie is a faithful, if not perfect reproduction of that pleasant memory. Like watching a concert movie where the songs are ones you originally loved as studio tracks. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-20-2006, 04:38 PM	#13
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Really, V? Did you listen to the movie soundtrack or the stage version? The one I played to death was the stage version. It's been decades since I've seen the movie, but I remember there being a significant change in one of the high priests, low voice to high squeeky voice. I remember it really irritating me. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	No thread on terrible movies is complete without a tip 'o the hat to ... C. H. U. D. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

07-20-2006, 04:58 PM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	When listening it was the The Original London Cast Recording. I remember the same changes you mention. They grated (some) on me too. But I still like the movie, and I still like the album's music better than the movie's music, but I like them both. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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