The tastes you hate (no more than 5) - Page 8

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-06-2011, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by casimendocina

. . . I'm subletting an English person's apartment for the next four months (

x 10) and it's about 10.30 p.m. and I'm hungry so I go to the cupboard and find Marks and Spencers Oat Cakes. Tried one with philadelphia cream cheese...have I just eaten food or cardboard? Will I need to try another one to confirm this. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Warm 'em up to about the temperature of toast right out of the toaster.

Commercial, packaged oatcakes ain't generally worth the powder to blow 'em up if the few I ate were any sample. Edible drinks coasters. Seems they have to be homemade, using home-kitchen dripping, to taste like much of anything at all. Had 'em that way, not bad in a fats-and-starch way.

casimendocina · 04-07-2011, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Warm 'em up to about the temperature of toast right out of the toaster.

Thanks. I'll give it a go and report back.

monster · 04-02-2011, 05:32 PM

Marks and Spencers are noted for their underwear, so....

ZenGum · 04-02-2011, 06:29 PM

I wondered if the word quorn might be related to quern, a grindstone. Turns out it is, but not the way I expected (i.e. nothing to do with grinding the fungus, just a coincidence of place names).

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Dun, Old English for Hill, where cweorn, Old English for millstones, are quarried.

Sundae · 04-03-2011, 05:02 AM

I LOVE M&S food. It's all on my Treat List.
But oatcakes, whoever they are made by, are essentially edible cardboard.
I have never warmed to them.

Whenever I read about Hard Tack I think of oatcakes.

I came here to tell you a sad story.
I had an intense cold last week - really extreme symptoms for 24 hours only. Yes I did go to work. But it did amuse me that it was the quintessential 24 hour bug.

Trouble is, it's hung around in the form of catarrh. I've never been a big cougher. Sneezer, yes. Cougher, no. But I keep having to clear my throat because it's catching as I breathe.

So Mum asked me this morning - after an extended bout that I think annoyed her - can we get you something from Tesco?
I generally think cough mixture is a waste of money, but I was so flattered that she asked, I said yes.
Anyway, they got home about 30 minutes ago and I had my first swig.
IT TASTES OF LICORICE!

I simply cannot use it.
Same as when I was four and we got food poisoning from Co-op pork sausages. The Doctor prescribed kaolin & morphine, but Mum had to let it run its course, because I heaved so much when she tried to give it to me that I was making myself sick.

Trilby · 04-03-2011, 05:07 AM

Sundae - the only cough syrup worth using has narcotic in it. Can you get some of that?

footfootfoot · 04-03-2011, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Sundae - the only anything worth using has narcotic in it. Can you get me some of that?

fify

Sundae · 04-03-2011, 05:10 AM

TBH I only agreed to this because I felt flattered.
I've not intention of spending my own money on it, narcotic or not.

Rotgut cider is £1 a can. That will do

casimendocina · 04-03-2011, 11:23 AM

When we were kids there was one cough medicine which I couldn't stand which was called Senegrenamonia

and then there was another one which was raspberry flavoured which we were hardly ever given

.

Sundae · 04-07-2011, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by casimendocina

there was another one which was raspberry flavoured which we were hardly ever given

.

We used to have Pripsen when one of us had worms. One of us had them, we all got dosed.
It was supposed to be taste of raspberries, and you added milk to it.
It was the most disgusting taste in the whole world and I gag now just writing about it.

To this day I still get suspicious of anything raspberry "flavoured" in case it carries a hint of the taste.

Kids today can have tablets.
Lucky fuckers.

infinite monkey · 04-07-2011, 07:54 AM

Wait. What? Worms?

Sundae · 04-07-2011, 10:17 AM

Yup.
What?
You don't get worms in America?

Turns out you call it pinworm, we call it threadworm.
It's grim anyway, with the female coming out of your anus at night to lay her eggs. How disgusting is that for an adult, let alone a child to comprehend?

They are often spread hand to mouth, when hands are not washed after going to the toilet, but can become airbourne after contact with clothes - not much you can do about that - you simply breathe them in.

Classic symptoms - itchy bum.
Not verified medically - hunger.
Still said today by adults, "I can't believe I'm still hungry! I must have worms!"

Undertoad · 04-07-2011, 10:28 AM

I've not known of anyone to actually get worms, unless they were cats who liked to hunt wild mice.

Headlice seems like the big parasite here.

jimhelm · 04-07-2011, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I've not known of anyone to actually get worms, unless they were cats who liked to hunt wild mice.

Headlice seems like the big parasite here.

Didn't mrnoodle have them?

Trilby · 04-07-2011, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

Didn't mrnoodle have them?

perhaps jebus made them go away?

04-02-2011, 05:32 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Marks and Spencers are noted for their underwear, so.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-03-2011, 05:07 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Sundae - the only cough syrup worth using has narcotic in it. Can you get some of that? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-03-2011, 11:23 AM	#9
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	When we were kids there was one cough medicine which I couldn't stand which was called Senegrenamonia and then there was another one which was raspberry flavoured which we were hardly ever given. Last edited by casimendocina; 04-03-2011 at 11:23 AM. Reason: just invented a word

04-07-2011, 10:17 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Yup. What? You don't get worms in America? Turns out you call it pinworm, we call it threadworm. It's grim anyway, with the female coming out of your anus at night to lay her eggs. How disgusting is that for an adult, let alone a child to comprehend? They are often spread hand to mouth, when hands are not washed after going to the toilet, but can become airbourne after contact with clothes - not much you can do about that - you simply breathe them in. Classic symptoms - itchy bum. Not verified medically - hunger. Still said today by adults, "I can't believe I'm still hungry! I must have worms!" __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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04-03-2011, 05:02 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I LOVE M&S food. It's all on my Treat List. But oatcakes, whoever they are made by, *are* essentially edible cardboard. I have never warmed to them. Whenever I read about Hard Tack I think of oatcakes. I came here to tell you a sad story. I had an intense cold last week - really extreme symptoms for 24 hours only. Yes I did go to work. But it did amuse me that it was the quintessential 24 hour bug. Trouble is, it's hung around in the form of catarrh. I've never been a big cougher. Sneezer, yes. Cougher, no. But I keep having to clear my throat because it's catching as I breathe. So Mum asked me this morning - after an extended bout that I think annoyed her - can we get you something from Tesco? I generally think cough mixture is a waste of money, but I was so flattered that she asked, I said yes. Anyway, they got home about 30 minutes ago and I had my first swig. IT TASTES OF LICORICE! I simply cannot use it. Same as when I was four and we got food poisoning from Co-op pork sausages. The Doctor prescribed kaolin & morphine, but Mum had to let it run its course, because I heaved so much when she tried to give it to me that I was making myself sick.

04-03-2011, 05:10 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	TBH I only agreed to this because I felt flattered. I've not intention of spending my own money on it, narcotic or not. Rotgut cider is £1 a can. That will do

04-07-2011, 07:54 AM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Wait. What? Worms?

04-07-2011, 10:28 AM	#13
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I've not known of anyone to actually get worms, unless they were cats who liked to hunt wild mice. Headlice seems like the big parasite here.

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