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Old 02-06-2009, 05:26 PM   #1
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How old's your wife?
Past her expiration date; especially for a Vietnamese woman. She's 32.
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:37 PM   #2
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Past her expiration date; especially for a Vietnamese woman. She's 32.
I guess my life is over...if my husband gets sick of my shit, that is. Otherwise, I better be glad he puts up with my old haggi-ness. Heh.
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:33 PM   #3
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So she's kinda stuck with you?
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:48 PM   #4
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Not really. She's with me because she wants to be. If she left me, she could probably get a guy who makes more money, is better looking, etc., but she probably won't find anyone with my wit, humor, linguistic ability, etc.

She'll never find anyone willing to put up with her aggression, attitude, and rudeness for as long as I have. She'll find it very difficult to find anyone who loves her as much as I do. I doubt there's any man on earth besides me who would have waited faithfully for her for 6 years as I did.
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:41 PM   #5
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:11 AM   #6
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So she's kinda stuck with you?
Radar, Why do you avoid this question?

Answer the goddam question.

And I gotta ask this: Since I'm not a "best guy", ie not rich or beautiful, are you saying my old lady is a substandard person?

Also killing someone is a hell of a lot harder that talking about it. Trust me. I've been there.
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:36 PM   #7
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Nope Radar. You're completely fucked up and wrong. If it were true AT ALL, we of all people would not be afraid to admit, or acknowledge it. We are not a PC board. So it is you is wrong, completely.
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Old 02-07-2009, 02:27 AM   #8
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Nope Radar. You're completely fucked up and wrong. If it were true AT ALL, we of all people would not be afraid to admit, or acknowledge it. We are not a PC board. So it is you is wrong, completely.

What I'm saying is generally true. There are exceptions, but the overwhelming majority of cases are as I've stated. Any contradiction to what I've said only proves that the person doing the contradicting has a flimsy grasp of reality and a poor understanding of human nature.
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Old 02-08-2009, 08:42 AM   #9
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What I'm saying is generally true. There are exceptions, but the overwhelming majority of cases are as I've stated. Any contradiction to what I've said only proves that the person doing the contradicting has a flimsy grasp of reality and a poor understanding of human nature.
Nope, you're damn wrong again. I don't buy into that bullshit anymore than I believe black people in general like watermelon more than white people.
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Old 02-07-2009, 11:00 AM   #10
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word: emotional retard
Definition: someone who cannot grasp concepts past the cro-magnum man stage
Example:"If my wife leaves me I will kill her," said the emotional retard
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Old 02-07-2009, 11:07 AM   #11
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Pot-kettle: is there some kind of core meltdown when psychological projection is used both ways?
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Old 02-07-2009, 11:45 AM   #12
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Pot-kettle: is there some kind of core meltdown when psychological projection is used both ways?
It's like the "I know you are but what am I?" defense used over and over.
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:44 PM   #13
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Pot-kettle: is there some kind of core meltdown when psychological projection is used both ways?
It's crossing the streams.
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Old 02-07-2009, 11:07 AM   #14
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BTW Radar people that are intelligent do not feel the need to extrapolate but of course you would not know that, would you?
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