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08-09-2018, 01:49 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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I'd bet money she's Eurasian, too!
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08-09-2018, 01:53 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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Useless sign. It ought to have been a sign saying to clean any boats (or anything else that might collect plant matter) thoroughly before taking them to other lakes, so it doesn't get transplanted there as well.
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08-11-2018, 03:28 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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08-09-2018, 02:36 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Hiya Feets!!! How's things?
Milf oil...That is priceless.
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08-09-2018, 06:54 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Hi everybody!
I will come back with an update soon, the Cliff's notes version is things are good, have been dating a woman I met on acceptable cherub, she lives about an hour away and is a real sweetheart from the midwest, transplanted to VT. She has a fantastic sense of humor and we laugh a lot. Making up for lost time in that and other departments. The kids are getting older, taller, smarter all the time. It seems like only the other day when I was searching for parenting advice for my newborn and one of the top hits was: Bringing up the shorties so they aren't completely messed up
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08-09-2018, 07:58 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Hi, foot!
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08-09-2018, 08:03 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, newborn?
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08-09-2018, 09:23 PM
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Glad you're doing well, foot! This new GF believes we're real people, right? |
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08-10-2018, 01:25 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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08-11-2018, 03:25 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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So far she hasn't doubted your existence.
I even told her my handle so she could research the unvarnished me before we started dating. It's been a little longer than a year that we've been going out. I guess what she read didn't scare her off.
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08-12-2018, 08:21 AM
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08-12-2018, 08:33 AM
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still says videotape
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might want to lock down any boat threads
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08-12-2018, 11:01 AM
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08-14-2018, 05:13 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Quite humorous.
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12-03-2018, 07:17 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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PoloGirl (College senior) is taking a dull, non-genius-level class to complete her ?science requirement for graduation. Something to do with the environment and people.... All other students are taking it for the same reason. She was telling me that the prof is clearly not used to having students who can write. He's set a homework that's a minimum 600 words, and told the class "don't worry if you're struggling, you can treat it as a series of long-answer questions and not string them together as an essay. Just start writing, you'll be amazed at how much you can actually write".
She said "my problem is getting it down to 600. I can't sneeze in less than 600 words". I larfed.
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