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Old 06-21-2014, 12:21 PM   #1
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You care deeply and selflessly. When you truly care for someone, you make them an important part of you. You stay with them through their sorrows and heal their pains. No one can even say they protect and care as much as you for someone whom you love. Your loved ones never forget you and they always keep you in their hearts!


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Old 06-23-2014, 05:50 PM   #2
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You'll notice, of course, that there were no choices that could have returned a result of "Hateful Bastard"...

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Old 06-23-2014, 06:14 PM   #3
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This new rash of quizzes on face book.

What kind of blank are you?

Those quizzes.

There seem to be two main sources. Many of the questions are used repeatedly. Where would you go on vacation, what kind of treat would you like?

What kind of advertising would you like to see?
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Old 06-27-2014, 12:49 PM   #4
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Old 07-08-2014, 11:18 AM   #5
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NEW QUIZ

These are five sample questions from the kindergarten entrance exam (!) that Horace Mann and Riverdale Country School, both in New York, will be using this October.

Link to short news article.

The 5 Sample Questions (for kindergartners, mind you, what are they 4? 5?)

I got 4 out of 5.
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Old 07-08-2014, 12:39 PM   #6
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These are five sample questions from the kindergarten entrance exam (!) that Horace Mann and Riverdale Country School, both in New York, will be using this October.

Link to short news article.

The 5 Sample Questions (for kindergartners, mind you, what are they 4? 5?)

I got 4 out of 5.
That was a close call. The wild west one was a bit of a weirdo fart butt
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Old 07-08-2014, 01:03 PM   #7
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The wild west one
Whatsthatnow?
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Old 07-08-2014, 01:33 PM   #8
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The brown posters on the split rail fence.
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Old 07-08-2014, 01:41 PM   #9
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Ah.
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Old 07-08-2014, 05:32 PM   #10
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The fence post one was complicated, but made sense. The pirate ship one was logical if you looked only at the top row, but the bottom row was gibberish.
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Old 07-08-2014, 07:07 PM   #11
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Agree. The pirate ship was frustrating because the bottom row didn't make sense; you had to only consider the top row and not attempt to duplicate the nonsense bottom row.

Close call, but I suppose it's good to know I might qualify for a snooty NYC kindergarten.
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Old 07-08-2014, 10:49 PM   #12
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Agree. The pirate ship was frustrating because the bottom row didn't make sense; you had to only consider the top row and not attempt to duplicate the nonsense bottom row.

Close call, but I suppose it's good to know I might qualify for a snooty NYC kindergarten.
I saw columns. That helped.
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Old 07-10-2014, 03:50 PM   #13
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I saw columns. That helped.
I saw dead people. Not as helpful...
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Old 07-08-2014, 10:48 PM   #14
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Kindergarten, here I come.

Seriously? There's no way my kids could have passed that exam at five years old. Nothing close to the reading comprehension required for the last question, and the matchy-matchy ones, ... maybe they could have seen a pattern. But the biggest trouble would have been that my kids would have had precious little test taking experience by that age. They might have scribbled all over the test, eaten the crayons, and ran in circles until they were so dizzy they fell down. Y'know, like normal kindergarteners.
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Old 07-10-2014, 06:04 PM   #15
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