Al Franken...is this for real? - Page 7

Pie · 01-07-2009, 04:40 PM

We had a german friend in college who said "I'm going to go shower" (in german) to his girlfriend. We called him douchebag from there on out.

/Yes, this is how we treated our friends.
//Imagine how we treated the people we didn't like!

kerosene · 01-08-2009, 12:35 PM

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Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 12:47 PM

lmao...I did not think, at first glance, that that thing was a shower "douche" but rather a douche "douche." My questions were as follows:

Why is it laying out in the dirt?

Is that little diagram on the bottom a height/weight chart so you know how much vinegar-n-water to put in the 5 gallon bag?

TheMercenary · 01-08-2009, 09:06 PM

Well looks like Fraankenstein is going to Washington. I give him 6 months to step on his dick.

kerosene · 01-09-2009, 09:28 AM

It's a douchebag.

It's used for when you go camping and can't stand to go without taking a shower. I have used one before. It's probably laying on the ground because my husband was setting up the tent and didn't realize he left it laying right there beside it. Great...now the shower water is going to be all dirty!

jinx · 01-09-2009, 12:53 PM

Our douche bag had a silver layer inside, and a clear side, so that when you put it on the ground it would heat up the water inside. We used it more for washing dishes than showering though.

tw · 01-10-2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Well looks like Fraankenstein is going to Washington. I give him 6 months to step on his dick.

Well at least he does not mistake his for a brain. Does your wife get down on her knees and worship what you use for a brain before you stick it in her? Just more comments that make TheMercenary more comfortable - especially when we talk about this whore wife.

Griff · 01-10-2009, 06:43 PM

Way too personal on the wife tw. Shut it down.

tw · 01-10-2009, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Way too personal on the wife tw. Shut it down.

As I said, I will be extremely personal and brutal if that attutide continues. What I have posted for one day has been the usual attitude from TheMercenary and classicman for months - especially since American rejected wacko extremism.

You want it to end? Then address the only reason why these posts will continue with their tone. Why TheMercenary could only marry a woman dripping gonerria. It is the only tone that low intelligent wackos understand.

Let's see. I posted this stuff only one day. How many months have TheMercenary and classicman doing it? These replies are more than justified and what they have again done once intelligent discussions. I can only be accused of Plagiarism because I am now posting in the style, tone, and attitude of TheMercenary.

You want it toned down? Then discuss the reasons for a return to this tone as Brianna has also done. Then I need not plagiarize merc. His wife is fair game because of his constant posts in recent months and perioidically over years.

Every thread can no longer discuss concepts with thought. TheMerc turns every thread into insults. Can we discuss Obama's nominees? No because of the new Cellar tone directly traceable to only a few people - one that has a wife who must be dripping gonerria - the same disease found in all recent TheMerc posts.

Your post is misdirected if you want it to stop. You must address the source of this new tone.

TheMercenary · 01-10-2009, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw

As I said, I will be extremely personal and brutal if that attutide continues. What I have posted for one day has been the usual attitude from TheMercenary and classicman for months - especially since American rejected wacko extremism.

You want it to end? Then address the only reason why these posts will continue with their tone. Why TheMercenary could only marry a woman dripping gonerria. It is the only tone that low intelligent wackos understand.

Let's see. I posted this stuff only one day. How many months have TheMercenary and classicman doing it? These replies are more than justified and what they have again done once intelligent discussions. I can only be accused of Plagiarism because I am now posting in the style, tone, and attitude of TheMercenary.

You want it toned down? Then discuss the reasons for a return to this tone as Brianna has also done. Then I need not plagiarize merc. His wife is fair game because of his constant posts in recent months and perioidically over years.

Every thread can no longer discuss concepts with thought. TheMerc turns every thread into insults. Can we discuss Obama's nominees? No because of the new Cellar tone directly traceable to only a few people - one that has a wife who must be dripping gonerria - the same disease found in all recent TheMerc posts.

Your post is misdirected if you want it to stop. You must address the source of this new tone.

Weak.

TheMercenary · 01-10-2009, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw

Well at least he does not mistake his for a brain. Does your wife get down on her knees and worship what you use for a brain before you stick it in her? Just more comments that make TheMercenary more comfortable - especially when we talk about this whore wife.

Paybacks are a bitch.

tw · 01-10-2009, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Paybacks are a bitch.

Yes. Be sure you show your wife what she really is. She gets what you earned for her repuatation. Why do I only reserve this tone for the few who have literally perverted every Cellar thread with personal attacks and no useful contributions? Well, it requires TheMercenary to have an education - because he was not smart enough to be accepted to any higher institution.

UT - welcome again to what TheMercenary, et al want the Cellar to become.

TheMercenary · 01-10-2009, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw

Yes. Be sure you show your wife what she really is. She gets what you earned for her repuatation. Why do I only reserve this tone for the few who have literally perverted every Cellar thread with personal attacks and no useful contributions? Well, it requires TheMercenary to have an education - because he was not smart enough to be accepted to any higher institution.

UT - welcome again to what TheMercenary, et al want the Cellar to become.

Flint · 01-09-2009, 01:00 PM

Yes, they should be a heat trap. Hot showers, man!

Shawnee123 · 01-09-2009, 01:02 PM

My brothers and I snicker like teenagers when one of my nieces wants a "juice bag" because, especially when the 3 year old says it, because with her 3 year old speech, it sounds a bit like douche bag. That's what they call them, because they're in those little bag thingies instead of boxes.

We're so immature.

01-07-2009, 04:40 PM	#1
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	We had a german friend in college who said "I'm going to go shower" (in german) to his girlfriend. We called him douchebag from there on out. /Yes, this is how we treated our friends. //Imagine how we treated the people we didn't like! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

01-08-2009, 12:47 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lmao...I did not think, at first glance, that that thing was a shower "douche" but rather a douche "douche." My questions were as follows: Why is it laying out in the dirt? Is that little diagram on the bottom a height/weight chart so you know how much vinegar-n-water to put in the 5 gallon bag? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-08-2009, 09:06 PM	#4
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Well looks like Fraankenstein is going to Washington. I give him 6 months to step on his dick. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-09-2009, 12:53 PM	#6
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Our douche bag had a silver layer inside, and a clear side, so that when you put it on the ground it would heat up the water inside. We used it more for washing dishes than showering though. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-10-2009, 06:43 PM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Way too personal on the wife tw. Shut it down. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-08-2009, 12:35 PM	#2
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476

01-09-2009, 09:28 AM	#5
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	It's a douchebag. It's used for when you go camping and can't stand to go without taking a shower. I have used one before. It's probably laying on the ground because my husband was setting up the tent and didn't realize he left it laying right there beside it. Great...now the shower water is going to be all dirty!

01-09-2009, 01:00 PM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Yes, they should be a heat trap. Hot showers, man! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-09-2009, 01:02 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	My brothers and I snicker like teenagers when one of my nieces wants a "juice bag" because, especially when the 3 year old says it, because with her 3 year old speech, it sounds a bit like douche bag. That's what they call them, because they're in those little bag thingies instead of boxes. We're so immature. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 01-09-2009 at 01:22 PM. Reason: clarify

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