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Old 02-03-2007, 08:40 PM   #1
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Turner the company has no choice but to cough up the cost of the exercise of Boston federales handling the Moonite threat. As for the guerrilla advertisers, I think probation and fine is appropriate.

New Yorkers probably think Ignignokt was giving the One Finger Brooklyn Salute, as opposed to of the arm-and-bent-elbow one.

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Old 02-03-2007, 08:42 PM   #2
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They deserve nothing, gorilla ads are normal in Boston... no one else gets probation. I call BS.
Turner did nothing wrong. I call BS.
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Old 02-03-2007, 09:08 PM   #3
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I guess you do have a point that they were just doing their job...

...So I guess its just the job I hate. If we start panicking at every single thing with computer parts and lights... The terrorists've won. If we don't let them affect us, they can not possibly win.
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:03 AM   #4
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Fark's take on it:
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Turner Broadcasting agrees to pay $2 million for Aqua Teen Strike Force advertising; claims that it was cheaper and more productive than a 30-second Super Bowl commercial
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:38 AM   #5
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These ads were places in 10 cities.
Only Boston freaked out.

Here is a conversation between two beat cops in Manhattan:
"Hey, Joe, what the fuck is that?"
"Well, Bill, it looks like a 'Lite-Brite™."
"Well, I'll be, it is a Lite-Brite™."
"Coffee? I'll buy."

Mayor Menino is more worried about a fucking kids toy than making sure that drivers aren't crushed by 10 ton steel plates falling off bridges.

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Old 02-05-2007, 12:52 PM   #6
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Terrorist Lite-Brites are just the thing to distract people from the real danger...namely, Big Dig components falling on you. Or real terrorists.
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:54 PM   #7
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another example of "big dig" thinking, 85%, midgets, etc.
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:57 PM   #8
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These ads were places in 10 cities.
Only Boston freaked out.

Here is a conversation between two beat cops in Manhattan:
"Hey, Joe, what the fuck is that?"
"Well, Bill, it looks like a 'Lite-Brite™."
"Well, I'll be, it is a Lite-Brite™."
"Coffee? I'll buy."

Mayor Menino is more worried about a fucking kids toy than making sure that drivers aren't crushed by 10 ton steel plates falling off bridges.

"All your Lite-Brite™ are belong to us"
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Old 02-09-2007, 10:08 AM   #9
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Old 02-09-2007, 07:21 PM   #10
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Shit.

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On Friday, Samples fell on his sword, saying he would leave the company. He has worked at Turner for 13 years.

"As general manager of Cartoon Network, I feel compelled to step down, effective immediately, in recognition of the gravity of the situation that occurred under my watch," he said in a statement sent to staffers. "It's my hope that my decision allows us to put this chapter behind us."

Samples, a Jonesboro native, was tapped to run Cartoon Network in 2001. Among others things, he helped build Cartoon's Adult Swim programs into a major success.
Once again, the corporation survives at the expense of the individual.
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Old 02-28-2007, 01:31 PM   #11
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So, do you think Boston will file suit against its own department of transportation?

Really, is the default to "we don't know what it is" to call the freaking bomb squad?
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Old 02-28-2007, 01:38 PM   #12
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Just as the chorus of indignant voices had stopped chastising us for calling Boston a bunch of idiots.
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Old 09-16-2015, 12:51 PM   #13
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Texas handles a similar incident better than Boston!

Eventually, at least. First they hauled off a 14 year old in handcuffs and interrogated him away from his family after he tried to show off his electronics project to his teachers, and then congratulated themselves on how they handled it.

But they aren't charging him!

ETA: Cloud's first post is in this thread!
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Old 09-16-2015, 01:58 PM   #14
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And he apparently got an invitation from Obama to the White House.
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Old 09-16-2015, 09:11 PM   #15
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