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01-13-2013, 12:36 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Very funny!
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02-18-2013, 03:55 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Latest mispronunciation based on only ever coming across a word in written form:
Eee-wee. It's a female sheep. Thor was looking upthe word TUP to see if he could play it in the game we were playing.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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02-19-2013, 06:19 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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Sent by thought transference
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02-22-2013, 02:59 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Here's a funny one. Tonight I was cuddling Eva and she fell asleep in my arms, so I was just sitting there enjoying the peace and snuggles when she started giggling. In her sleep. Then she woke herself up. Looked at me. Giggled a bit more. Then went back to sleep. Too funny, and waaay to cute for words.
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04-15-2013, 10:38 PM
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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04-15-2013, 11:35 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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The kids were down at the breakfast table and I hear the mm say to her brother, "Mom ROCKS. She bought a new box of donut seeds and maple syrup."
(donut seeds = Cheerios)
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04-15-2013, 11:55 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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04-16-2013, 10:09 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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still funny when they're 14 and asleep on the sofa trying to read a set book. the fight was funnier, tho'
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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05-08-2013, 06:10 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Minifobette loves brussels sprouts (that part actually belongs in the happy thread.) However, she insists that they are called "pretzel sprouts."
Always makes me think of "doughnut seeds." |
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05-08-2013, 06:14 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Pretzel sprouts. I can work with that.
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05-21-2013, 10:52 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Minifob's birthday party was this past weekend (I'll get around to posting a picture of the somewhat-less-expensive cake eventually.) One of his classmates said with a grin, "No offense, but this cake is even better than the birthday cake I had!"
I told him I would never take offense at that, and he shrugged and said, "I dunno, my mom did." |
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05-22-2013, 07:24 AM
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*snort*
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05-22-2013, 09:18 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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three thumbs up
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05-23-2013, 05:47 AM
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still says videotape
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Ha!
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05-23-2013, 11:16 AM
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Professor
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My daughter in law told me that she was packing some clothes for an overnight trip to visit some friends. Our 4 year old granddaughter was watching her mother pack and noticed she put in a pair of pajamas.
"Why are you packing pajamas?" she asked. "Mommy and daddy always wear pajamas when we sleep," she replied. Emily thought for a moment and said, "Grandmother and Grampa don't wear pajamas, they sleep naked!". 
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