DOG - Page 54

Gravdigr · 06-11-2019, 12:01 PM

We had a dog.

But we got poor and had to eat it.

Man, I thought it was hard to eat a stranger's dog...

DanaC · 06-11-2019, 12:31 PM

Gravdigr · 06-12-2019, 12:50 PM

Don't look at me like that! You just went on ahead and named your dog after actual food!! It's just a matter of time, now.

Gravdigr · 06-12-2019, 12:51 PM

I think we're due a Carrot pic, btw.

Glinda · 06-14-2019, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

We had a dog.

But we got poor and had to eat it.

Man, I thought it was hard to eat a stranger's dog...

Oh, yeah. ^He's^ back.

Gravdigr · 06-14-2019, 06:45 AM

Almost.

75%, maybe.

Gravdigr · 06-17-2019, 01:45 PM

Just back slowly out of the room...

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...I don't think he's fucking around this time.

DanaC · 06-17-2019, 02:11 PM

See, that's the kind of shit carrot used to pull when he was younger

Gravdigr · 06-17-2019, 02:22 PM

It'd keep one from getting bored, I reckon.

Griff · 06-18-2019, 06:24 AM

Reminds me of crawling in Pete's window, by earlier invitation, only to be confronted by her huskie.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-18-2019, 07:35 AM

Crawling in her window? Hmm, signs of a well spent youth.

Gravdigr · 06-18-2019, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Reminds me of crawling in Pete's window, by earlier invitation, only to be confronted by her huskie.

Many moons ago, at a house not so far away, I was house/dog-sitting for my friend. The first morning, he had hid the key to his side-door, and I got there about ten, but couldn't find the key. I got tired of looking for it, and thought about his kitchen window, which, due the slope of his backyard, was only about two feet off the ground. Piece of cake, if it was unlocked. It was.

I raised the window, and his dog, a Border Collie, was sitting in the kitchen floor, checking me out. I could see that he could see it was his old buddy Digr, because his tail was sweeping the floor. When I went to put my foot through that window, he let out a growl, the likes of which I hadn't heard before. WTF, man, I'm your boy Digr, you my boy Beau. We boys. I talk to him sweet, he's a sweet boy right back, til my foot comes to the sill. We are definitely NOT boys. Lather rinse repeat.

I go looking for the key again and find it. Unlock the door, walk in, and "Hey! It's my boy Digr!!", and we're the greatest of friends.

He knew that coming through that window wasn't 'right', and was doing his job. I gave him treats.

That's my buddy's favorite Beau Story™.

Diaphone Jim · 06-18-2019, 11:22 AM

Sometimes you just have to teach those damn dog-sitters who is boss.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-18-2019, 11:40 PM

I love the agility trials, I had a friend who got into it. She spent so many hours, for years, training a Minpin of all things. She made the nationals but wiped out there.
Benny would be a champion, with Griff the patient trainer.

Griff · 06-19-2019, 06:34 AM

I wonder who is training whom? Benny gets the cheese snack...

06-11-2019, 12:01 PM	#796
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	We had a dog. But we got poor and had to eat it. Man, I thought it was hard to eat a stranger's dog... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-12-2019, 12:50 PM	#798
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Don't look at me like that! You just went on ahead and named your dog after actual food!! It's just a matter of time, now. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-12-2019, 12:51 PM	#799
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I think we're due a Carrot pic, btw. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-14-2019, 06:45 AM	#801
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Almost. 75%, maybe. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-17-2019, 01:45 PM	#802
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Just back slowly out of the room... ...I don't think he's fucking around this time. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-17-2019, 02:22 PM	#804
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It'd keep one from getting bored, I reckon. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-18-2019, 06:24 AM	#805
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Reminds me of crawling in Pete's window, by earlier invitation, only to be confronted by her huskie. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-18-2019, 07:35 AM	#806
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Crawling in her window? Hmm, signs of a well spent youth. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-18-2019, 11:22 AM	#808
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	Sometimes you just have to teach those damn dog-sitters who is boss.

06-18-2019, 11:40 PM	#809
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I love the agility trials, I had a friend who got into it. She spent so many hours, for years, training a Minpin of all things. She made the nationals but wiped out there. Benny would be a champion, with Griff the patient trainer. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-19-2019, 06:34 AM	#810
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I wonder who is training whom? Benny gets the cheese snack... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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