How important is it for you to be cool? - Page 5

xoxoxoBruce · 05-10-2004, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
so?

you're calling my bluff? ok....it;s all i could think of, smarty pants.

i have zero dirt on you. what else can i do but make idle threats?

He has a beard, Jim. Remember what your boss said about white men with beards.

staceyv · 05-11-2004, 05:24 AM

to answer your question: i pretty much like every guy i meet (in a friendly way) until they do something assholish. chicks? well, i start off neutral or slightly disliking them until they do something to help me decide whether i hate them or i can tolerate them, and in some cases, even like them. i like 80% of the chicks i work with but only about 10% of women in the general population. on the other hand, i like 95% of the men i work with and 93% of the guys in the general population. the older the women get, the more chances are that i'll like them. after 80 years old, the percentage goes up to about 85%. jesus, i'm getting technical with this, aren't i?
p.s. how was my punctuation?

SteveDallas · 05-11-2004, 08:25 AM

Hmmm... idle threats. Anyway, I can't come up with anything that rhymes with "berjim".

lumberjim · 05-11-2004, 08:30 AM

virgin is close.....slant ryhme

wolf · 05-11-2004, 10:18 AM

Well, there was punctuation, but you have to work on capitalization grammar, particularly sentence fragments.

staceyv · 05-11-2004, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SteveDallas
Hmmm... idle threats. Anyway, I can't come up with anything that rhymes with "berjim".

what about a "lurkin herhim" or a
"fur-rim" (hairy anus)

SteveDallas · 05-11-2004, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by staceyv

what about a "lurkin herhim" or a
"fur-rim" (hairy anus)

Or now that I think about it, just "quim."

SteveDallas · 05-11-2004, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SteveDallas
And I don't think "Shut up, Lumberjim" would cut it.

"Shut the fuck up, Lumberjim" might be worth considering though.

Netflix sent me "Meet Me in St. Louis" today. My decision is made.

05-11-2004, 08:30 AM	#64
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	virgin is close.....slant ryhme __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-11-2004, 10:18 AM	#65
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Well, there was punctuation, but you have to work on capitalization grammar, particularly sentence fragments. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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05-11-2004, 05:24 AM	#62
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	to answer your question: i pretty much like every guy i meet (in a friendly way) until they do something assholish. chicks? well, i start off neutral or slightly disliking them until they do something to help me decide whether i hate them or i can tolerate them, and in some cases, even like them. i like 80% of the chicks i work with but only about 10% of women in the general population. on the other hand, i like 95% of the men i work with and 93% of the guys in the general population. the older the women get, the more chances are that i'll like them. after 80 years old, the percentage goes up to about 85%. jesus, i'm getting technical with this, aren't i? p.s. how was my punctuation?

05-11-2004, 08:25 AM	#63
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Hmmm... idle threats. Anyway, I can't come up with anything that rhymes with "berjim".

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