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Old 11-18-2010, 10:12 AM   #1
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You can keister as much plastic explosive as the underwear bomber and get through this machine undetected.

You can also take off from any international airport, as both the shoe bomber and the underwear bomber did.
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Old 11-18-2010, 03:05 PM   #2
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And so it goes...
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The degradations of passing through full-body scanners that provide naked pictures of you to Transportation Security Administration agents may not mean that the terrorists have won -- but they do mark victories for a few politically connected high-tech companies and their revolving-door lobbyists.

Many experts and critics suspect that the full-body "naked scanners" recently deployed at U.S. airports do little to make us more secure, and a lot to make us angry, embarrassed and late. For instance, the scanners can't see through skin, and so weapons or explosives can be hidden safely in body cavities.

But this is government we're talking about. A program or product doesn't need to be effective, it only needs to have a good lobby. And the naked-scanner lobby is small but well-connected.
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Old 11-18-2010, 03:56 PM   #3
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...and the other shoe falls ... AGAIN.
Ya think we'd get tired of this shit and do something about it.
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:51 AM   #4
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If it's ineffective it will be dropped.
I'm not really fussed if someone gets to check my naked body. They'll see so many a day it'll be as exciting to them as it is to a doctor. Skin is skin - I wouldn't walk naked down the High Stree - and no-one would want me to - but I wouldn't feel violated by this any more than an X-Ray (suggested as two polar opposites).

I think it's sad that in the UK and the US (and probably eslewhere, I just don't know enough to comment) short-term knee-jerk reactions are all. Spend millions on detection, cut spending on prevention. But of course in both countries there's teh cry of, "Why should we help him? I didn't get that!"
Whichever progressive programme it refers to. People with a little bit more always resent those with less who get help. The response is always, "If I didn't work/ was a Muslim/ was black/ was an immigranthad too many kids/ didn't get married/ didn't have a car/ wasn't an addict [etc etc] I'd be much better off."

Put the money into proper schemes to integrate.
They might not work completely, but they are less invasive. And after all, this alienates far more people.
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Old 11-19-2010, 01:08 PM   #5
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The terrorists that want to blow up planes, are a tiny minority of extremists. "Cut spending on prevention"? Not hardly, we're spending a fortune on prevention in Afghanistan, and elsewhere.
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Old 11-19-2010, 06:52 PM   #6
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airports are un-sexy
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Old 11-20-2010, 12:21 AM   #7
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Shels, wrap your junk in Aluminium foil. Aluminum works too. :P
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Old 11-20-2010, 02:55 AM   #8
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Probably the best defense is moans, sighs, and giggles, along with eye batting and lip licking.
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Old 11-20-2010, 07:42 AM   #9
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Given the furore about gays in the military, they're probably more scared of you than a boner fide terrorist, Shel.
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Old 11-20-2010, 12:07 PM   #10
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Looks to see if TSA is hiring in NJ ....
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Old 11-20-2010, 04:49 PM   #11
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Given the furore about gays in the military, they're probably more scared of you than a boner fide terrorist, Shel.
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Old 11-21-2010, 04:41 PM   #12
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I'm bugged by this guy's righteous "modesty" and snitfit. Who cares? the next time I fly, I'll have to go through one of these scanner thingies (they just put them in our airport). I know for certain I'll be up for either a pat down or a visual check because of my piercings.

Know. For Sure. So--I'll plan for this and make extra time for it. A hassle? Surely. Kind of unpleasant and humiliating? Yeah. Invasion of Privacy? Uh . . . maybe. I can't bring myself to care.

Travel is a hassle--this is not new. Plan for it. Cooperate. Just get me on the damn plane.
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Old 11-21-2010, 05:27 PM   #13
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You may be forced to remove your piercings. Don't worry, they will give you pliers.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1
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Old 11-21-2010, 06:27 PM   #14
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yes, but that incident is old, and the TSA has changed their policy in response, to my knowledge.

I probably would make a stink if they tried to make me remove them. Pliers or no, there are some that I do not have the hand strength and/or leverage to remove myself.
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Old 11-22-2010, 10:42 AM   #15
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LATEST TSA SLOGANS ...

Can't see London, can't see France, not till we see your underpants

If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy

Wanna fly? Drop your fly

We are now free to move about your pants

It's not a grope, It's a freedom pat

When in doubt, we make you whip it out

You were a virgin?

We handle more packages than UPS....
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