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Old 12-11-2002, 08:45 PM   #61
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By golly, I think I might have found my ideal job:
Social Worker (Refugees )
As long as they're not Sanish-speaking refugees. ;-)
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Old 12-11-2002, 09:02 PM   #62
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By golly, I think I might have found my ideal job:
But it probably only pays like $1.75/hr.
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Old 12-11-2002, 09:17 PM   #63
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Given that it's through the Archdiocese of Philadelphia, you're probably right, Wolf. But that is EXACTLY the sort of thing I want to do.

I've been practicing my Sanish recently, trying to use it with others that speak it. It's good practice, you know.
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Old 12-11-2002, 10:37 PM   #64
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I've been practicing my Sanish recently
what the hell is sanish?

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Old 12-12-2002, 07:38 AM   #65
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Perth missed a thread!

Sanish is the language Wolf uses to communicate with her nuts er patients er consumers er clients er custumers.
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Old 12-12-2002, 09:37 AM   #66
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ah.

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Old 12-12-2002, 09:46 AM   #67
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Perth missed a thread!
Missed a thread? Nonsense...the first post about Sanish is in *this* thread, by Syc on 11/10, http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...6271#post26271
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Old 12-12-2002, 09:54 AM   #68
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heh. thanks maggie. anyone else?

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Old 12-12-2002, 01:04 PM   #69
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anyone else?
Yeah, you jagoff. This should be the first place you stop when you hit the Cellar.
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Old 12-29-2002, 09:45 AM   #70
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Wolf, you might be interested in this as well...note the bolded italic part

Community Behavioral Health facility in NE Philadelphia has the following opportunities:

Adult Social Rehab Counselor (Job Code: BH-642)
Adult MH Case Manager (Job Code: ICM-992)
Adult Residential Program Supervisor (Job Code: BH-567)
Adult Partial Hospital Counselor (Job Code: BH-626) Please specify position(s) of Interest. Forward your resume today to: PATH, Inc., (insert Job Code here). EOE

Job Skills - All positions require a BA in Human Services. MH experience a plus. Case Mgm't positions require a valid driver's license & personal auto.

Salary - $2,147,483,647 or more per year
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Old 12-29-2002, 08:57 PM   #71
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From monster.com:

WORK AT HOME for AT&T, MCI, Progressive,Hewlett-Parkard, Taco Bell, Gateway, Cigna, Sears & MORE!

Has anyone here ever heard of Hewlett-Parkard? And just what will you do from home for Taco Bell?
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Old 12-30-2002, 08:35 PM   #72
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This is bad...

Canon Business Solu-tions, Inc. seeks a pro-fessional with a back-ground in orderprocessing, accountingor billing procedures.Must have strong Excelexperience. The quali-fied candidate must bedetail-oriented and pos-sess excellent commu-nication, organizationaland analytical skills. Weoffer a very competitivesalary and benefitspackage.
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Old 12-30-2002, 08:42 PM   #73
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I dontsee whatsso badabout thatad. I think I mayhave-a future with-them.


(slang fires off a resumay)
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Old 02-20-2003, 08:52 PM   #74
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I took the County Caseworker 1 test for the state in January, and did very well. Montgomery County came calling in March...all I probably would have had to do is play nice in the interview and I would have had the job. I turned it down though...I couldn't justify driving or taking the hi-speedline to Norristown every morning for the salary. Montgomery County has to be one of the richest counties, if not the richest, in the Commonwealth. $26,700? Bullshit.
They came calling again last weekend...and apparently the new year brought an increase in pay.

$30,458.

I sent my paperwork back yesterday.
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Old 03-11-2003, 08:19 PM   #75
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I knew Oaks was growing and all, but this must have been the part of town that you didn't show me, UT:

Dumbshit, Inc. has an open position for a Billing Clerk located in the metropolitan area of Oaks, PA.
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