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Old 11-13-2006, 11:06 PM   #1
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There are all sorts of explanations for "the whole nine yards" and about all of them miss fire on some inconvenient point...

The standard full load for a cement mixer truck is ten cubic yards, not nine.

There was a rather durable story that the ammunition load for the wing guns of the P-51 Mustang fighter was a nine-yard belt of .50 caliber for each of six guns, and there are a few photos of ground crewmen schlepping a belt of the stuff that looks durn near nine yards total, but then some iconoclast went and did some measuring or interviewing.
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Old 11-13-2006, 11:17 PM   #2
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I'm sure y'all have seen me make slightly Southern sounding posts sometimes...
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Old 11-13-2006, 11:23 PM   #3
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Nauticalisms come to mind, some of which are suffering from a decay of meaning: by and large didn't mean generally to the sailors of yesteryear, but I'm not sure enough of what it did mean to say without doing some googling first. Splice the mainbrace hasn't, but is fading into mere quaintness. Hit between wind and water is better explained as holes in the hull than as catching a wallop in the perineum, I think. Copperbottomed is out of currency nowadays except in historical novels.
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Old 11-18-2006, 11:14 AM   #4
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rag = newspaper (more often used by older folks)

slower than pond water = a southernism used by my Dad

"trunk" you probably know, but when I first came across the British word "boot," I was perplexed for days.
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Old 11-18-2006, 03:52 PM   #5
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Yes, boots and bonnets have nothing to do with automobiles.
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Old 11-14-2006, 12:49 AM   #6
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A few in relatively standard American usage have been, uh, altered by my exposure to another dwellar ...

"Useless as tits on a left-handed monkey" and "Come Hell, high water, Hitler, or the Second Coming of Christ" are two of the most memorable.

"Sucks moose cock" is one of my own.

I've been trying very hard to come up with some more of these, but I think because they are in such common usage, that I don't even consider that they are typically American phrases.
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Old 11-14-2006, 03:15 AM   #7
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The boys at work looked at me funny when i said "jeezly fuck" the other day - thanks 'spode.

I was impressed when I read it, and it must of stuck on some level.
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Old 11-14-2006, 10:44 AM   #8
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Dull person=personality of roadkill

Taking a dump (which may be an Americanism itself)= Dropping the kids off at the pool

Cheese and rice=Jeezus Christ
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Old 11-14-2006, 12:55 PM   #9
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Taking a dump (which may be an Americanism itself)= Dropping the kids off at the pool
That's the first time I ever heard that explanation, must be an Ohio thing. Here it means taking a crap.
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Old 11-14-2006, 01:02 PM   #10
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That's the first time I ever heard that explanation, must be an Ohio thing. Here it means taking a crap.
Are you being silly? You do know I meant:

Taking a crap="dropping the kids off at the pool."

I couldn't figure out how to say it without using a various number of other Americanisms!
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Old 11-14-2006, 05:11 PM   #11
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Are you being silly? You do know I meant:

Taking a crap="dropping the kids off at the pool."

I couldn't figure out how to say it without using a various number of other Americanisms!
He didn't have his joke hand up. You're excused with a two beer penalty, your cooler. That was some razor xob funny.
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Old 11-14-2006, 08:01 PM   #12
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He didn't have his joke hand up. You're excused with a two beer penalty, your cooler. That was some razor xob funny.
No no, I thought it was weird, but that she was serious....went right over my head.
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Old 11-14-2006, 11:21 AM   #13
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Anything Foghorn Leghorn ever said.
The real McCoy was about the inventor of the first decent combustion engine... a free black man.
"is it a good-un?"... "it's a' real McCoy".
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Old 11-14-2006, 05:04 PM   #14
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Anything Foghorn Leghorn ever said.
The real McCoy was about the inventor of the first decent combustion engine... a free black man.
"is it a good-un?"... "it's a' real McCoy".
Now I KNOW you read that book to the mini rkzenrage.

It had me choked up, believe it or don't.

(oooh bad pun, didn't mean it)
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Old 11-14-2006, 12:10 PM   #15
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My father-in-law has some good ones:
"Finer than frog fur"
"Back when Hector was a pup"
"Older'n'dirt"
"I've got underwear that's older than you!"
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