Dweller NSFW 2011 - Page 41

classicman · 05-10-2011, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

whatever the fuck that is.

I c wut u did thar ^^^

zippyt · 05-10-2011, 10:04 PM

Zippo lighter burn , you over filled the lighter and some fluid leaked out

Grav and Tulip have Lighter collections ,
and it wouldn't surprise me 1 bit if Bruce didn't have a few as well

Griff · 05-11-2011, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

Zippo lighter burn , you over filled the lighter and some fluid leaked out

Grav and Tulip have Lighter collections ,
and it wouldn't surprise me 1 bit if Bruce didn't have a few as well

friggin ouch!

BigV · 05-10-2011, 10:15 PM

No more callers, please. We have a winner.

zippyt, are you just a super detective, or have you .. ahem.. learned this some other way? Your description was AWFULLY precise.

Fucking lighter. I love this lighter, don't get me wrong. Just a regular brass Zippo. But I must have OVERfilled it, as you say. And over the course of the morning... man.. my leg itches. No, it doesn't itch. It hurts. I don't remember getting stabbed there this morning.. fuck.. FUCK.

Well, it turns out that the stuff is sooo volatile, my pocket wasn't even wet. I guess there wasn't any liquid fluid around anymore. But the pocket was definitely contaminated and my goddamn leg was definitely injured. It took a couple days to lose its tenderness. dumbass.

zippyt · 05-10-2011, 10:24 PM

Been there done that dude !!!
you have a chem burn , Alovera ( sunburn stuff ) will help

Big Sarge · 05-10-2011, 10:27 PM

Oxycontin works well too

BigV · 05-10-2011, 10:30 PM

yeah.. been there done that too.

won't clog up the dwellar nsfw thread further with this dumb ol' text.

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 10:41 PM

So it wasn't a fleshlight injury?

BigV · 05-10-2011, 10:48 PM

fleshlight injury risks:

constrictive cyanosis
cramps
rug burn
being late for work

If you're using naptha to clean it after and you get hurt, that's not an injury, that's God, guiding the hand of Darwin.

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 10:50 PM

Don't forget the likelihood of getting punched when you ask the neighbor to hold it for you.

Ibby · 05-11-2011, 11:13 AM

I coulda called that if i'd arrived sooner.
you aren't a real zippo user if you ain't been zippo-burned. shit's annoying as hell.

Sheldonrs · 05-11-2011, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

I coulda called that if i'd arrived sooner.
you aren't a real zippo user if you ain't been zippo-burned. shit's annoying as hell.

If you're getting burned by your Zippo, you are welcome to flick my Bic.

Big Sarge · 05-11-2011, 02:47 PM

Flic your bic? New meaning to pants on fire

Undertoad · 05-11-2011, 03:11 PM

I have a strict policy. I never use any product that will routinely give me chemical burns next to my balls.

DanaC · 05-11-2011, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

I have a strict policy. I never use any product that will routinely give me chemical burns next to my balls.

You'll never make a potential suicide bomber with that kind of defeatist attitude young man.

05-10-2011, 10:04 PM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Zippo lighter burn , you over filled the lighter and some fluid leaked out Grav and Tulip have Lighter collections , and it wouldn't surprise me 1 bit if Bruce didn't have a few as well __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-10-2011, 10:15 PM	#4
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	No more callers, please. We have a winner. zippyt, are you just a super detective, or have you .. ahem.. learned this some other way? Your description was AWFULLY precise. Fucking lighter. I love this lighter, don't get me wrong. Just a regular brass Zippo. But I must have OVERfilled it, as you say. And over the course of the morning... man.. my leg itches. No, it doesn't itch. It hurts. I don't remember getting stabbed there this morning.. fuck.. FUCK. Well, it turns out that the stuff is sooo volatile, my pocket wasn't even wet. I guess there wasn't any liquid fluid around anymore. But the pocket was definitely contaminated and my goddamn leg was definitely injured. It took a couple days to lose its tenderness. dumbass. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 10:24 PM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Been there done that dude !!! you have a chem burn , Alovera ( sunburn stuff ) will help __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-10-2011, 10:27 PM	#6
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Oxycontin works well too __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-10-2011, 10:30 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	yeah.. been there done that too. won't clog up the dwellar nsfw thread further with this dumb ol' text. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 10:41 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	So it wasn't a fleshlight injury? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-10-2011, 10:48 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	fleshlight injury risks: constrictive cyanosis cramps rug burn being late for work If you're using naptha to clean it after and you get hurt, that's not an injury, that's God, guiding the hand of Darwin. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 10:50 PM	#10
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Don't forget the likelihood of getting punched when you ask the neighbor to hold it for you. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-11-2011, 11:13 AM	#11
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	I coulda called that if i'd arrived sooner. you aren't a real zippo user if you ain't been zippo-burned. shit's annoying as hell. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

05-11-2011, 02:47 PM	#13
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Flic your bic? New meaning to pants on fire __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-11-2011, 03:11 PM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I have a strict policy. I never use any product that will routinely give me chemical burns next to my balls.

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