Humor in the campaigns - Page 4

wolf · 08-18-2004, 11:22 AM

..

xoxoxoBruce · 08-19-2004, 02:09 PM

and;

Radar · 08-19-2004, 03:20 PM

Nice!!! I wish it were a joke though. Bin Laden has been in custody since June. He'll be "discovered" in mid to late October.

lookout123 · 08-19-2004, 06:28 PM

*straightens foil hat*

jdbutler · 08-20-2004, 07:33 AM

[quote=Radar Bin Laden has been in custody since June. He'll be "discovered" in mid to late October.[/QUOTE]

I imagine you will soon be posting the Top-Secret Crypto document
that verifies this "fact".

Trilby · 08-20-2004, 01:38 PM

Do ya think they've been doing thrice weekly dialysis on him? That would be counterintuitive, NO?

(Brianna only posted this post so she could use the word 'counterintuitive')

Radar · 08-20-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

I imagine you will soon be posting the Top-Secret Crypto document that verifies this "fact".

There were several newspapers reporting it months ago but it got hushed up after the government denied it. I have said for months that they will spring the "we captured Bin Laden" card right before the election. It won't help Bush though. He has already lost the election, but he just doesn't know it yet.

I'm sure you'll attack any sources I post, but I'll do it anyway. Anything is more reputable and believable than the whitehouse.

http://www.etalkinghead.com/archives...004-02-28.html

http://english1.people.com.cn/200402...8_136103.shtml

http://www2.chinadaily.com.cn/englis...ent_310332.htm

http://english.pravda.ru/war/2003/03/07/44136.html

http://www.paktribune.com/news/print.php?id=56525

lookout123 · 08-20-2004, 02:41 PM

hey radar -i'm not saying it is an impossibility but i don't really think they have him yet. but i did follow all of your links and i don't really see any point in discrediting any of them, but each one of those stories is simply reporting the fact that ONE SOURCE reported the capture of OBL while everyone involved is quoted as saying it is untrue.

the ONE SOURCE they are eaching pulling their stories from is Iranian radio. do you really think that is a credible source?

jdbutler · 08-20-2004, 02:51 PM

If Radio Iran and Pravda said it's true, that settles it! This veteran is voting for the guy with all the *cough-choke*medals!

xoxoxoBruce · 08-20-2004, 02:56 PM

Etalkinghead says

Quote:

Announce the capture (or death) after the election.

That doesn't make sense.

Happy Monkey · 08-20-2004, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdbutler

If Radio Iran and Pravda said it's true, that settles it! This veteran is voting for the guy with all the *cough-choke*medals!

You believe those "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth"?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-20-2004, 04:12 PM

You mean Karl Rove's Navy?

Happy Monkey · 08-20-2004, 04:19 PM

Inherited from Nixon.

warch · 08-20-2004, 04:55 PM

"there wernt no bullets, there wernt no danger! Kerry forged all them documents cause hes so crafty! He wernt hurt at all,..er not enuf anyways! He didnt shoot no bad guy, it was just a misunderstood kid in a loin cloth, no threat at all! He's a big faker! has everyone hoodwinked! Them guys that were actually there with him...well, He must got some kinda hypno-spell cast on em. Hes powerful thata way. Me...well I dont know were my own records is...My mean exwife musta hid em. Uh...well yeah, we're coming forward with this, changing our stories, cause of Kerry being so cowardly as to turn god damn hippie. Pissed me off! Oh, and we gets alot of money."

These guys are pathetic.

Radar · 08-20-2004, 05:41 PM

08-18-2004, 11:22 AM	#46
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08-19-2004, 02:09 PM	#47
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	and; __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 06:00 PM.

08-19-2004, 03:20 PM	#48
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Nice!!! I wish it were a joke though. Bin Laden has been in custody since June. He'll be "discovered" in mid to late October. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

08-19-2004, 06:28 PM	#49
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	straightens foil hat __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-20-2004, 07:33 AM	#50
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	[quote=Radar Bin Laden has been in custody since June. He'll be "discovered" in mid to late October.[/QUOTE] I imagine you will soon be posting the Top-Secret Crypto document that verifies this "fact". __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

08-20-2004, 01:38 PM	#51
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Do ya think they've been doing thrice weekly dialysis on him? That would be counterintuitive, NO? (Brianna only posted this post so she could use the word 'counterintuitive')

08-20-2004, 02:41 PM	#53
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	hey radar -i'm not saying it is an impossibility but i don't really think they have him yet. but i did follow all of your links and i don't really see any point in discrediting any of them, but each one of those stories is simply reporting the fact that ONE SOURCE reported the capture of OBL while everyone involved is quoted as saying it is untrue. the ONE SOURCE they are eaching pulling their stories from is Iranian radio. do you really think that is a credible source? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-20-2004, 02:51 PM	#54
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	If Radio Iran and Pravda said it's true, that settles it! This veteran is voting for the guy with all the cough-chokemedals! __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

08-20-2004, 04:12 PM	#57
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You mean Karl Rove's Navy? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-20-2004, 04:19 PM	#58
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Inherited from Nixon. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-20-2004, 04:55 PM	#59
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	"there wernt no bullets, there wernt no danger! Kerry forged all them documents cause hes so crafty! He wernt hurt at all,..er not enuf anyways! He didnt shoot no bad guy, it was just a misunderstood kid in a loin cloth, no threat at all! He's a big faker! has everyone hoodwinked! Them guys that were actually there with him...well, He must got some kinda hypno-spell cast on em. Hes powerful thata way. Me...well I dont know were my own records is...My mean exwife musta hid em. Uh...well yeah, we're coming forward with this, changing our stories, cause of Kerry being so cowardly as to turn god damn hippie. Pissed me off! Oh, and we gets alot of money." These guys are pathetic.

08-20-2004, 05:41 PM	#60
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	__________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

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