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Old 05-10-2004, 01:58 PM   #1
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So, Food is better than Sex?
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Old 05-10-2004, 01:59 PM   #2
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The only time food is better than sex is when you're having sex with a wood chipper.
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:02 PM   #3
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Sorry if I made that hard to follow, the quotes were LJ, the hmm was about him.

Closer to arrogant, ignorant, chauvinistic, abusive and egotistical. but hey, close enough. I'm not saying what you want to hear, I'm telling you the truth whether you like it or not.

Very, very good meals are better than very, very bad sex but that's about the limit of it.
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:09 PM   #4
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if you happen to be a praying mantis, you can do both!
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:11 PM   #5
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You don't have to be a praying mantis. Just...messy. Depends on the food too, steaming hot stuff might be a bad idea.
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:28 PM   #6
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I think part of the reason women don't understand this is because virtually any woman can have sex any time they wish.

Women are the lion in the zoo. All they need to do is walk into any bar and say, "I'd like to have sex. Is there a man here who will have sex with me?" and they'd be having sex within the hour. Even an ugly or old woman could do this.

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Couldn't virtually any man have sex any time he wanted - provided he wasn't opposed to paying for it?
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:37 PM   #7
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[posessed by bruce] doesn't every man pay for sex every time he has it in one way or another?[/posessed by bruce]
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:47 PM   #8
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Closer to arrogant, ignorant, chauvinistic, abusive and egotistical. but hey, close enough. I'm not saying what you want to hear, I'm telling you the truth whether you like it or not.
Except for the fact that what you've said isn't the truth and what I've said actually is. None of what I've said even remotely resembles any of your descriptions.

Better descriptions of what I've said include but aren't limited to: insightful, unbiased, logical, poignant, articulate, intelligent, accurate, clear, concise, and factual. This is the truth whether or not you choose to admit it. And that's not egotistical or arrogant; it's just the way it is.

Sorry if you're a female chauvinist and can't see past your own ignorance. Hopefully you'll open your eyes someday.

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Couldn't virtually any man have sex any time he wanted - provided he wasn't opposed to paying for it?
That's not the same thing at all and it perpetuates the fallacy that a woman is doing a favor for a man by having sex with him.

The discussion had to do with the fact that a woman can have sex anytime she wants and a man can not. Let's assume that a man and a woman are both totally and completely broke. All they own is the clothes on their back and each of them are 8,000 miles apart from each other. Each walks into a bar and says, "I want to have sex with anyone who is willing". Which one of them get's laid, and which gets thrown out of the bar, or ridiculed by the opposite sex?

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Old 05-10-2004, 02:49 PM   #9
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Better descriptions of what I've said include but aren't limited to: insightful, unbiased, logical, poignant, articulate, intelligent, accurate, clear, concise, and factual. This is the truth whether or not you choose to admit it. And that's not egotistical or arrogant; it's just the way it is.
*bows*
Case closed.
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:53 PM   #10
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Amazing that you would close a case without proving anything. But hey, that's your style. I prefer to back up what I say with reason, logic, and facts.

I've proven my case, and you have proven nothing but your bad attitude, bitterness, ignorance, and bias.
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Old 05-10-2004, 03:46 PM   #11
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Dang Radar, I tried what you said. I walked into a bar and announced that I wanted to get laid. They laughed and threw me out. Not one taker. What does that mean? I am too old and hideous? Was is a gay bar? Am I now able to appreciate sex like a man? (I settled for a basket of fries.)

(Speaking of Queso....and if your in Texas anyway...Check out Shady Grove's Green Chilie Cheese Fries. They rival lively foreplay for pleasure.)

Good food trumps a bad partner. But good sex makes you forget to eat.
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Old 05-10-2004, 03:49 PM   #12
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Dang Radar, I tried what you said. I walked into a bar and announced that I wanted to get laid. They laughed and threw me out. Not one taker.
what's that smell?


oh....i see....its bull
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Old 05-10-2004, 04:03 PM   #13
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no, just queso.
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Old 05-10-2004, 04:34 PM   #14
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oh....i see....its bull
I think I smell that too.
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:19 PM   #15
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Ah dear me, That had made chuckle

mmm.....sex or food?...sex or food?....Depends on the sex.....depends on the food...I've had some great sex....but I have had some lousy sex too.....Had a few bloody good meals....eaten my share of tasteless crap.....

I dont go with that idea of even bad sex being better than no sex. Bad sex is not fun or pleasant its just.....bad.
Yeah, what she said!
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