limericks - Page 4

staceyv · 04-23-2004, 10:58 PM

i am extremely impressed
by the manner in which they addressed
their issues in line with the rhythm and rhyme
so keep going! i think it's the best.

Tomas Rueda · 04-24-2004, 10:57 AM

Standing in the middle
Of this non-sensical riddle
I gasp amazed
That no one comes to my gaze

Chilling in the cellar
People of all the globe
Come to talk and holler
About their crazy flow >(flow=Life)

lumberjim · 10-09-2006, 11:18 PM

remember the good ole days?

Trilby · 10-10-2006, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

remember the good ole days?

Well, start us off ya mug.

Sundae · 10-10-2006, 09:40 AM

There was a young lass called Brianna
Who had quite a workman-like manner
She said, "What can I do
When I'm nuts for a screw
But pleasure myself with a spanner?!"

Trilby · 10-10-2006, 11:19 AM

There once was a young Sundae Girl
With hair like the sun and a curl;
A Man chatted her up
And asked her to sup
But for nought as she wanted an Earl

footfootfoot · 10-10-2006, 11:29 AM

When the weather's hot and sticky
That's no time for dunkin' dickie.
But when the frost is on the pumpkin
That's the time for dickie dunkin'.

Not a limerick, but I posted it anyway.

limey · 10-10-2006, 12:43 PM

I clicked on this thread unaware
Of the insults that here would be shared.
Some comments were witty
and some were quite shitty.
Not all showed a limerick flair.

footfootfoot · 10-10-2006, 08:52 PM

A dwellar named for the lime
disparaged our flair for the rhyme
Don't be so picky
here, have a lime rick-y
and a visually punny old time.

noviceathome · 10-25-2006, 09:00 AM

If true, Radar's in love with his wife
So, Ut, why all the strife
Who cares where she's from
or is this a blogrom
Radar you're crazy but have a great life.

lumberjim · 10-25-2006, 09:15 AM

a saucy young lass called ducknuts,
when asked if she liked rounded butts
and dared by sir noodle
won't care if she's sued'll
drop trou' and post her half-bare butt up

Flint · 10-25-2006, 09:20 AM

there once was a shut up and die

lumberjim · 10-25-2006, 09:28 AM

that had his cock glued to his thigh?

Flint · 10-25-2006, 09:30 AM

he liked to go jogging
instead of a flogging
that way it won't shoot in his eye

lumberjim · 10-25-2006, 09:50 AM

:clap: :clap: :clap:

04-24-2004, 10:57 AM	#47
Tomas Rueda Master of the Domain Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Beaumont Tx 77701 Posts: 229	Standing in the middle Of this non-sensical riddle I gasp amazed That no one comes to my gaze Chilling in the cellar People of all the globe Come to talk and holler About their crazy flow >(flow=Life) __________________ Tom@s _____Rueda

10-09-2006, 11:18 PM	#48
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	remember the good ole days? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-10-2006, 09:40 AM	#50
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	There was a young lass called Brianna Who had quite a workman-like manner She said, "What can I do When I'm nuts for a screw But pleasure myself with a spanner?!" __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-10-2006, 11:29 AM	#52
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	When the weather's hot and sticky That's no time for dunkin' dickie. But when the frost is on the pumpkin That's the time for dickie dunkin'. Not a limerick, but I posted it anyway. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-10-2006, 12:43 PM	#53
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I clicked on this thread unaware Of the insults that here would be shared. Some comments were witty and some were quite shitty. Not all showed a limerick flair. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

04-23-2004, 10:58 PM	#46
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	i am extremely impressed by the manner in which they addressed their issues in line with the rhythm and rhyme so keep going! i think it's the best.

10-10-2006, 11:19 AM	#51
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	There once was a young Sundae Girl With hair like the sun and a curl; A Man chatted her up And asked her to sup But for nought as she wanted an Earl

10-10-2006, 08:52 PM	#54
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A dwellar named for the lime disparaged our flair for the rhyme Don't be so picky here, have a lime rick-y and a visually punny old time. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-25-2006, 09:00 AM	#55
noviceathome Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: perth, australia Posts: 87	If true, Radar's in love with his wife So, Ut, why all the strife Who cares where she's from or is this a blogrom Radar you're crazy but have a great life.

10-25-2006, 09:15 AM	#56
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a saucy young lass called ducknuts, when asked if she liked rounded butts and dared by sir noodle won't care if she's sued'll drop trou' and post her half-bare butt up __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-25-2006, 09:20 AM	#57
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	there once was a shut up and die __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-25-2006, 09:28 AM	#58
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that had his cock glued to his thigh? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-25-2006, 09:30 AM	#59
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	he liked to go jogging instead of a flogging that way it won't shoot in his eye __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-25-2006, 09:50 AM	#60
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	:clap: :clap: :clap: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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