Sycamore Solves a Good Percentage of the Cellar's Job Problems - Page 4

wolf · 03-19-2003, 01:52 PM

El, Brilliant.

Syc, I think this is a LOT better than Sycamore runs for mayor of Phila ... you were in danger of actually winning that one, given the level of competition, and if you win, you actually have to do all the mayoral stuff for the next four years, even if you do it poorly, you still have to make a show of it. (It might have been cool, though, locating the new stadium complex somewhere like chestnut hill, mebbe on the old Rizzo property?)

Don't forget ... Ciara could do hair and makeup. And if you do the show, there's nothing stopping YOU from going for the John Deere Green with Yellow Trim discussed elsewhere.

elSicomoro · 03-19-2003, 01:59 PM

You're right, Wolf. I'd actually have to do real work with that gig. And then I would have had probs holding onto Griff, since he's not a city guy.

You know, The Sycamore and Slang Extravaganza would be an appropriate forum for the poetry deal.

(Actually, I would have slapped those stadiums on top of the old Byberry State Hospital, off Woodhaven Rd. Lots of open space, easy access to 95 and the Tpk. Fuck Somerton...whiny bitches.)

wolf · 03-19-2003, 02:10 PM

Advertising should be relatively straightforward from the outset. We start by approaching companies whose products we are already using ... Krups, Federal, Glock, Bic, etc. If those deals fall though, we approach their competitors, try to get them on board as both advertisers and offical product sponsors ... "Slang, by personal preference, carries a Glock, but if you would like to have the new Golden Desert Eagle widely advertised on our program, he will be open to a discussion related to trying out your product and frequently mention it's presence on his person ... Just give a couple samples to our Armorer and Baked Goods Coordinator, Wolf, and we'll get back to you about the contracts."

elSicomoro · 03-19-2003, 02:15 PM

I definitely want Penn Dutch Egg Nog to sponsor us. Or at least Guinness. Oh, and Adidas. (I'm about due for new sneakers.)

SteveDallas · 03-19-2003, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore

Damnit...didn't you already see that I gave you and jeff jobs as technology correspondents?

Hahahaha OK I can do that.. I missed it... (maybe I'm not 100% used to my new handle)

slang · 03-19-2003, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Jag will serve as international correspondent.

I'm sending Jag to Iraq.

Get some good pics of the MOAB dude!

elSicomoro · 03-19-2003, 02:22 PM

Shit Wolf! This could be the perfect staging ground for "The Adventures of Mullet Man and His Sidekick Mutton Chops!"

wolf · 03-19-2003, 02:25 PM

Agreed. I think it will play MUCH better than as a series of short stories ... perhaps an animation? Kind of like King of the Hill, only set in Kensington, and MUCh cleverer.

slang · 03-19-2003, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
You know, The Sycamore and Slang Extravaganza would be an appropriate forum for the poetry deal.

Yer bullshitting me, right? You write and read the poetry and I’ll mock it. Then we’ll build an argument into a stage fight or something.

Quote:

Originally posted by Griff
I could load everything, transmitter, cappicino machine, easy bake oven, alcohol, tobacco, and firearms into a duce and a half. Set up wherever you guys need to be, hmmm maybe we could even complete Sycs state capital tour.

I like this idea.

Quote:

Originally posted by Elspode
Oh, hell yes! Do you want the names Sycamore and Slang worked into it as a lyrical element, or would you just prefer an instrumental track? Are we talking hard driving and punchy, or laid back and languid?

Hey!!! How about just a bunch of techno-synthetic/acid rock noise?

It's your call. My only requirement is that it is catchy enough to have half the population singing it alone in their cars while commutting…….by this summer.

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Hey slang...since we already have a crew here...we need advertisers. Good ones. Ones with a lot of dough. What are your recommendations?

How about Microsoft? Bill has a lot of dough.

elSicomoro · 03-19-2003, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slang
Yer bullshitting me, right? You write and read the poetry and I’ll mock it. Then we’ll build an argument into a stage fight or something.

No, you dumbazz. The situation where everyone has a word and dances around in a moshpit.

Wolf...it's Frankford, dear. I know Frankford better than Kensington (and they're both shitholes). Although, one of the Mullet Man episodes could center around a trip to K&A...some fight breaks out on the El...I could fill in the storyline.

And it has to be bad animation...not quite stick figure, but crappy.

If we get a show on MSNBC, it's practically automatically sponsored by Bill and his crew.

slang · 03-19-2003, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
No, you dumbazz. The situation where everyone has a word and dances around in a moshpit.

Wolf.

Syc called me a dumbazz. You gonna let him do that? (yer screwed now MOFO, my gf will kick yer ass)

wolf · 03-19-2003, 03:27 PM

I'm all over it ...

Just as soon as my doc clears me for driving AND ass kicking. Of course, there's always Miss Priscilla™ ...

I might need a little more practice at 300, though.

(Don't worry, Syc, you'll notice that my sweetie ordered an asskicking, not a killin'. I'll even allow you to specify. You want that through and through on the LEFT or RIGHT buttock?)

elSicomoro · 03-19-2003, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slang
Syc called me a dumbazz.

Only b/c I know how much you (and the other Cellarites) miss Cairo.

wolf · 03-19-2003, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Wolf...it's Frankford, dear. I know Frankford better than Kensington (and they're both shitholes). Although, one of the Mullet Man episodes could center around a trip to K&A...some fight breaks out on the El...I could fill in the storyline.

Oh ... okay. My knowledge of Phila neighborhoods is rather incomplete. Remember, it's a place that I've spent lots of time avoiding rather than embracing. To me, these are all just placenames where I hear shootings reported by Action News.

Quote:

And it has to be bad animation...not quite stick figure, but crappy.

I'm thinking of something that would make Beavis & Buttheads' animation look really, really good. Lots of wobbly lines, and with poorly matched color values throughout. (although, if you know someone with that level of artistic talent, it might be funny to do it in Japanese Anime style.)

elSicomoro · 03-19-2003, 04:14 PM

Anime...heh...damn, that's funny.

Action News?! Uh oh...beware the wrath of tw...wait a minute! That no good so-and-so said he listens to it...never mind.

03-19-2003, 01:52 PM	#46
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	El, Brilliant. Syc, I think this is a LOT better than Sycamore runs for mayor of Phila ... you were in danger of actually winning that one, given the level of competition, and if you win, you actually have to do all the mayoral stuff for the next four years, even if you do it poorly, you still have to make a show of it. (It might have been cool, though, locating the new stadium complex somewhere like chestnut hill, mebbe on the old Rizzo property?) Don't forget ... Ciara could do hair and makeup. And if you do the show, there's nothing stopping YOU from going for the John Deere Green with Yellow Trim discussed elsewhere. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-19-2003, 02:10 PM	#48
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Advertising should be relatively straightforward from the outset. We start by approaching companies whose products we are already using ... Krups, Federal, Glock, Bic, etc. If those deals fall though, we approach their competitors, try to get them on board as both advertisers and offical product sponsors ... "Slang, by personal preference, carries a Glock, but if you would like to have the new Golden Desert Eagle widely advertised on our program, he will be open to a discussion related to trying out your product and frequently mention it's presence on his person ... Just give a couple samples to our Armorer and Baked Goods Coordinator, Wolf, and we'll get back to you about the contracts." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-19-2003, 02:25 PM	#53
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Agreed. I think it will play MUCH better than as a series of short stories ... perhaps an animation? Kind of like King of the Hill, only set in Kensington, and MUCh cleverer. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-19-2003, 03:27 PM	#57
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm all over it ... Just as soon as my doc clears me for driving AND ass kicking. Of course, there's always Miss Priscilla™ ... I might need a little more practice at 300, though. (Don't worry, Syc, you'll notice that my sweetie ordered an asskicking, not a killin'. I'll even allow you to specify. You want that through and through on the LEFT or RIGHT buttock?) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

03-19-2003, 01:59 PM	#47
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	You're right, Wolf. I'd actually have to do real work with that gig. And then I would have had probs holding onto Griff, since he's not a city guy. You know, The Sycamore and Slang Extravaganza would be an appropriate forum for the poetry deal. (Actually, I would have slapped those stadiums on top of the old Byberry State Hospital, off Woodhaven Rd. Lots of open space, easy access to 95 and the Tpk. Fuck Somerton...whiny bitches.)

03-19-2003, 02:15 PM	#49
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I definitely want Penn Dutch Egg Nog to sponsor us. Or at least Guinness. Oh, and Adidas. (I'm about due for new sneakers.)

03-19-2003, 02:22 PM	#52
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Shit Wolf! This could be the perfect staging ground for "The Adventures of Mullet Man and His Sidekick Mutton Chops!"

03-19-2003, 04:14 PM	#60
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Anime...heh...damn, that's funny. Action News?! Uh oh...beware the wrath of tw...wait a minute! That no good so-and-so said he listens to it...never mind.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)