Wisdom the Hard Way - Page 4

ZenGum · 08-22-2011, 02:42 AM

When she says "I'M FINE!" she means:

Female
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional

Roughly, here be dragons. As for dealing with the dragons, you're on your own. I got nuttin.

BigV · 09-13-2011, 03:16 PM

kerosene · 09-13-2011, 06:01 PM

Teenagers should take at least some of the advice of the people older than them that care about them.

ZenGum · 09-13-2011, 06:58 PM

When making bacon and egg toasted sadwiches (

) firm yolks are better than runny yolks.

Sundae · 09-14-2011, 09:03 AM

Disagree with your hard earned wisdom there, Zen.

I counter it with, never eat spaghetti at lunchtime.
Unless you cover your shirt with a napkin..

DanaC · 09-14-2011, 09:37 AM

For some reason my brain read that as 'cover your shit with a napkin'

I was sat here wondering wtf you were talking about :P

ZenGum · 09-14-2011, 09:31 PM

Sundae, while I prefer runny yolks for eating, if you saw the front of the shirt I was wearing at the time, you would understand why with sandwiches, firm has its advantages.

monster · 09-14-2011, 09:39 PM

Don't keep a supply of diet coke in the car in the winter in Michigan.

Sundae · 09-15-2011, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Sundae, while I prefer runny yolks for eating, if you saw the front of the shirt I was wearing at the time, you would understand why with sandwiches, firm has its advantages.

Yebbut, it's not as nice.
As Dani says - cover your shit with a napkin

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Don't keep a supply of diet coke in the car in the winter in Michigan.

'sploding?
I was given a miniature bottle of vodka and a can of Diet Coke for my birthday a couple of years ago, because my cow-orker couldn't make my evening out. Got home already trolleyed, put in freezer to chill, thinking I would drink it later. Fell asleep. BANG. Oops. Drank the voddie though.

Pete Zicato · 09-21-2011, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Don't keep a supply of diet coke in the car in the winter in Michigan.

Nor Mountain Dew in Des Moines.

monster · 09-15-2011, 08:48 PM

Not only does it splode, but it freezes again allmost instantly, wherever it hit. Mmmmmm Cokesicles

Crimson Ghost · 09-19-2011, 12:40 PM

Cokesicles - Proud sponsor of the Charlie Sheen Memorial Wing at the Betty Ford Clinic

ZenGum · 09-19-2011, 09:03 PM

Sundae, I was thinking of a regular old-school flat bread toasted sanger, not your fancy crimp-the-edges-together toastie a la breville.

I guess with the sealed-edge style runny would work.

Sundae · 09-20-2011, 03:16 PM

No, I was thinking of the same.
Although I guess my very best fave was a bagel that I used to eat hovering over the box it came in

Do you think you would still get a runny yolk in a sandwich toaster?
How bout if I just put a raw egg in a sandwich in a sandwich toaster, it would come out well?

I used to believe that if you put an egg on bread under the grill you would get scrambled eggs. Luckily I was too young to try it at that point.

Beest · 09-21-2011, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Do you think you would still get a runny yolk in a sandwich toaster?
How bout if I just put a raw egg in a sandwich in a sandwich toaster, it would come out well?

.

You can put raw eggs and bacon in a sandwhich in a toasted sandwhich maker. and get breakfast to go.

Lesson learned the hard way - it's very hot !

08-22-2011, 02:42 AM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	When she says "I'M FINE!" she means: Female Insecure Neurotic Emotional Roughly, here be dragons. As for dealing with the dragons, you're on your own. I got nuttin. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-13-2011, 03:16 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	__________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-13-2011, 06:58 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	When making bacon and egg toasted sadwiches ( ) firm yolks are better than runny yolks. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-14-2011, 09:03 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Disagree with your hard earned wisdom there, Zen. I counter it with, never eat spaghetti at lunchtime. Unless you cover your shirt with a napkin.. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-14-2011, 09:31 PM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Sundae, while I prefer runny yolks for eating, if you saw the front of the shirt I was wearing at the time, you would understand why with sandwiches, firm has its advantages. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-13-2011, 06:01 PM	#3
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Teenagers should take at least some of the advice of the people older than them that care about them.

09-14-2011, 09:39 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Don't keep a supply of diet coke in the car in the winter in Michigan. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-15-2011, 08:48 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Not only does it splode, but it freezes again allmost instantly, wherever it hit. Mmmmmm Cokesicles __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-19-2011, 12:40 PM	#12
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Cokesicles - Proud sponsor of the Charlie Sheen Memorial Wing at the Betty Ford Clinic __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

09-19-2011, 09:03 PM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Sundae, I was thinking of a regular old-school flat bread toasted sanger, not your fancy crimp-the-edges-together toastie a la breville. I guess with the sealed-edge style runny would work. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-20-2011, 03:16 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	No, I was thinking of the same. Although I guess my very best fave was a bagel that I used to eat hovering over the box it came in Do you think you would still get a runny yolk in a sandwich toaster? How bout if I just put a raw egg in a sandwich in a sandwich toaster, it would come out well? I used to believe that if you put an egg on bread under the grill you would get scrambled eggs. Luckily I was too young to try it at that point. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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