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09-28-2006, 04:08 AM
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in a mood, not cupcake
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Philadelphia
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VINCENT: After this job, I’m taking a break. JULES: where you going? VINCENT: I’m goin’ to Amsterdam JULES: Amsterdam? I hear there’s fucked up shit going on in Amsterdam. VINCENT: When were you in Amsterdam? JULES: I didn’t SAY I was in Amsterdam, I said I HEARD there was some fucked up shit goin on in Amsterdam. Tony Rocky Horror went last year and barely made it outa that motherfucker ALIVE. VINCENT: Really. JULES: Shit yeah. Motherfucker went to the House of Fellatrix. You gotta visit that motherfucker. VINCENT: Nah. I ain’t into all that whips and chains and shit. JULES: No, House of Fellatrix is this storefront with bitches in the window, specializing in blow jobs. VINCENT: So, a fellatrix is a woman who likes to give blow jobs. JULES: Hell, yeah. They got women in Amsterdam who could suck you so hard, you’ll meet St. Peter at the goddamn pearly tonsils. VINCENT: Alright. |
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09-28-2006, 04:54 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Coming, in a theater near you....Fellatrix Balcony seating, slightly higher. Popcorn boxes with hole.... optional, at no extra charge. Trench coats may be rented in the lobby. Thursday is, Peewee Herman Singles Night Special. This movie blows.....Screw Magazine. Two thumbs up.......Anal News 
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09-27-2006, 02:45 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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:::fellates self while reading thread::: (very tricky)
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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09-28-2006, 03:10 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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RANDAL She was pretty young, hunhh? DANTE Twenty-two; same as us. RANDAL An embolism in a pool. DANTE An embarrassing way to die. RANDAL That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died. DANTE How'd he die? RANDAL Broke his neck. DANTE That's embarrassing? RANDAL He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. Absolute silence. Then... DANTE Shut the hell up. RANDAL Bible truth. DANTE Stop it. RANDAL I swear. DANTE Oh, my god. RANDAL Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick? DANTE No! RANDAL Yeah sure. You're so repressed. DANTE Because I never tried to suck my own dick? RANDAL No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it. DANTE Who found him? RANDAL My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. Dick in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess. DANTE His dick was in his mouth? RANDAL Balls resting on his lips. DANTE He made it, hunhh? RANDAL Yeah, but at what a price. Silence. Then... DANTE I could never reach. RANDAL Reach what? DANTE You know. RANDAL What, your dick? DANTE Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner or later. RANDAL I never tried it. DANTE glares at RANDAL. Silence. Then... RANDAL Fucking pervert.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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09-27-2006, 05:43 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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I feel the need to ask for pics, but I think they might weird me out.
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09-28-2006, 08:54 AM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
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You two are obviously in the wrong business.
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09-28-2006, 11:33 AM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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granfalloon (???)
"A particularly hellish boss character from Castlevania: SOTN having this name; it can best be described as a giant floating sphere of undead corpses."
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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09-28-2006, 11:54 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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09-28-2006, 11:53 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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flint, lots of times I don't get you, but, honey--WTF?
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09-28-2006, 03:46 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
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ya, you ain't the boss of him :::snap:::
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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