Motivational Posters... - Page 35

dmg1969 · 10-17-2011, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Very true. Too much cheap, high-carb, low nutrition food.

Still, eating the fat kids would, you know, thin out the herd. Darwinism and all that.

No way I'm eating that...unless they're free-range children. I think confining them to a stroller so they don't get all muscular and tough is cruel. Just like my ex used to say about veal.

Spexxvet · 10-17-2011, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmg1969

No way I'm eating that...unless they're free-range children. I think confining them to a stroller so they don't get all muscular and tough is cruel. Just like my ex used to say about veal.

I guess you're the type who likes to hunt his own, eh?

dmg1969 · 10-17-2011, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

I guess you're the type who likes to hunt his own, eh?

Nah...never been a hunter. I like mine pre-packaged.

Clodfobble · 10-17-2011, 07:51 AM

No fucking way--I only eat humanely-raised meat.

footfootfoot · 10-17-2011, 08:30 AM

Thin out the herd is what I heard...

monster · 10-17-2011, 08:35 AM

That kid is way too old to be in a stroller. Now wonder she's that fat. Or am I judging without knowledge? Maybe she's quadraplegic? or maybe she just never tried to walk and her parents didn't see the point either....

monster · 10-17-2011, 01:08 PM

OMG you hit the nail on the head! It's a GM soylent green production project

classicman · 10-23-2011, 10:09 PM

q

Gravdigr · 10-25-2011, 01:19 PM

An optimist sees the glass as half-full.

A pessimist sees the glass as half-empty.

I'm a realist. I see the glass, and think: "I'm gonna have to wash that glass."

Spexxvet · 10-25-2011, 01:51 PM

I'm and optimist. I see the glass and think "I hope that's beer and it's for me".

wolf · 10-27-2011, 11:45 AM

A psychologist wonders how that glass reminds you of your mother.

Lamplighter · 10-27-2011, 12:30 PM

An astronomer looks at it and says: "It all came from a comet."

Sundae · 10-25-2011, 02:02 PM

No, you're an optician.
You see the glass and then ask yourself, is it clearer like this, or like this?

Clodfobble · 10-25-2011, 02:29 PM

Number one? Or number two? Number one? Or number two?

jimhelm · 10-25-2011, 02:38 PM

someone doing the pee pee dance in this thread?

10-17-2011, 07:51 AM	#4
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10-17-2011, 08:30 AM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Thin out the herd is what I heard... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-17-2011, 08:35 AM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	That kid is way too old to be in a stroller. Now wonder she's that fat. Or am I judging without knowledge? Maybe she's quadraplegic? or maybe she just never tried to walk and her parents didn't see the point either.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-17-2011, 01:08 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	OMG you hit the nail on the head! It's a GM soylent green production project __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-23-2011, 10:09 PM	#8
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10-25-2011, 01:19 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	An optimist sees the glass as half-full. A pessimist sees the glass as half-empty. I'm a realist. I see the glass, and think: "I'm gonna have to wash that glass." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-25-2011, 01:51 PM	#10
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I'm and optimist. I see the glass and think "I hope that's beer and it's for me". __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-27-2011, 11:45 AM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	A psychologist wonders how that glass reminds you of your mother. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-27-2011, 12:30 PM	#12
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	An astronomer looks at it and says: "It all came from a comet."

10-25-2011, 02:02 PM	#13
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10-25-2011, 02:29 PM	#14
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10-25-2011, 02:38 PM	#15
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