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09-12-2013, 07:24 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Snicker.
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09-17-2013, 10:09 PM
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I can hear my ears
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Where does a King keep his armies?
in his sleevies!
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09-23-2013, 05:14 PM
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shed door curio
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Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Perhaps. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.” Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?” |
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09-28-2013, 09:18 PM
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The future is unwritten
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A group of doctors were out duck hunting, when a large bird flew overhead.
The family doctor raised his gun, but then lowered his gun saying "I am not sure that is a duck." The Psychiatrist raised his gun, but then lowered it again saying “I know it's a duck, but I'm not sure that it knows it's a duck." The surgeon raises his gun and blasts the bird out of the sky, then turns to the pathologist and says "Go see if that was a duck."
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09-30-2013, 01:39 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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"I don't know, do you watch porn?"
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09-29-2013, 01:47 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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That is so special.
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09-29-2013, 11:58 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Bless his heart.
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09-30-2013, 01:38 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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10-01-2013, 05:55 PM
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Master Dwellar
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For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream. |
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10-01-2013, 06:22 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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perfect!
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10-01-2013, 06:57 PM
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Fucktard Resistance League
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Two TV antennas met on a roof and fell in love. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was OUTSTANDING.
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10-01-2013, 08:52 PM
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Back in 10
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Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind. |
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10-01-2013, 09:42 PM
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The future is unwritten
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for? “Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
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10-02-2013, 06:06 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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10-02-2013, 05:47 AM
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still says videotape
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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