Self Policing Militia Summons - Page 31

zippyt · 07-01-2010, 06:07 PM

Here Ill get All the Name callen and insults out of the way

Clodfobble · 07-01-2010, 06:14 PM

I heard a great one last night:

I'd call you a cunt, but you lack depth and warmth.

Shawnee123 · 07-01-2010, 07:09 PM

I'm harder on myself than I am on others. My favorite self-insult, as I mutter when I am trying to find something when I am getting ready for work in the morning, is: You are such an unmade bed of a woman.

I love that Geico commercial. "Ya jackwagon." I lol'd the when I saw it. They really do have great ads.

Then zippy's link was astounding (I'm a huge movie buff)...I'm sending it to everyone!

jinx · 07-01-2010, 07:20 PM

I like when he calls him a crybaby and chucks the tissues at him.

monster · 07-01-2010, 08:47 PM

Loved that Zip, but they missed this one:

You know, you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

-GMV.

zippyt · 07-01-2010, 09:16 PM

Thank ya Verry much ,

busterb · 07-01-2010, 09:24 PM

Why did I click back for 5 pages , to get to first post today? Damifino!

monster · 07-01-2010, 09:44 PM

Some people don't get enough oppportunity for insulting folks in the real world?

Ibby · 07-02-2010, 06:52 AM

If any of you were wondering (or even noticed) why i haven't been around lately...
that's basically why.
that and college and drinking and smoking and all that debauchery.

eta: that meaning, the issues both discussed and immediately evident within this thread.

Flint · 07-02-2010, 10:11 AM

Spexx, you started a thread, and I opened it...how is that stalking? This is all that happened...I read the first three posts in a thread and saw (as I read it) #1: original, harmless post, #2: funny, harmless comment, #3: a comment which changed the nature of the thread, which made it be "about" the fighting instead of just letting it be a regular thread. I don't care "who" the posters were...I was commenting that, as I read the thread, I saw the subject of the fighting come up, and I didn't think it was necessary to mention it at that point. That's all. I think the thread, and the site, would have been better off without the tattle-taling. This is just one man's opinion.

Spexxvet · 07-02-2010, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Spexx, you started a thread, and I opened it...how is that stalking? ...

I didn't call you a stalker.

Undertoad · 07-02-2010, 10:19 AM

You can try to deny that you're not a reader, UG, but

Bill Clinton won the Bosnian War

Urbane Guerrilla · 08-09-2010, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

You can try to deny that you're not a reader, UG, but

Bill Clinton won the Bosnian War

Or it was NATO's win.

Never forget Bill Clinton pushed the Omnibus Crime Bill of 1994, with its horrible pro-genocide features and its general impediment to your civil rights. He said it was a no-brainer to pass it. He was right. The Democratic Party has exhibited hostility to the Constitution since Clinton's day. Perhaps it is the influence of the Shadow Party, q.v.

One of the few times he was right about something, too. His was an Administration whose appointees had dreadful trouble passing Federal background checks -- a problem Republican appointees aren't having. His Administration never escaped from under a gray cloud of scandal nor the appearance of malfeasance even when actual malfeasance was perhaps not occurring. On those occasions.

No, Mr. Clinton satisfied those people who try to live their lives devoid of values, so of course I slam Mr. Clinton.

And vote Libertarian often.

I'd like to see you come up to that standard; it's really pretty cool.

Flint · 07-02-2010, 10:49 AM

Sorry, I misread that part.

Spexxvet · 07-02-2010, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Sorry, I misread that part.

I accept your apology

07-01-2010, 07:20 PM	#4
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I like when he calls him a crybaby and chucks the tissues at him. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

07-01-2010, 08:47 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Loved that Zip, but they missed this one: You know, you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history. -GMV. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-01-2010, 09:16 PM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Thank ya Verry much , __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-01-2010, 09:24 PM	#7
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Why did I click back for 5 pages , to get to first post today? Damifino! __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

07-01-2010, 09:44 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Some people don't get enough oppportunity for insulting folks in the real world? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-01-2010, 06:07 PM	#1
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Here Ill get All the Name callen and insults out of the way __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-01-2010, 06:14 PM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I heard a great one last night: I'd call you a cunt, but you lack depth and warmth. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-01-2010, 07:09 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm harder on myself than I am on others. My favorite self-insult, as I mutter when I am trying to find something when I am getting ready for work in the morning, is: You are such an unmade bed of a woman. I love that Geico commercial. "Ya jackwagon." I lol'd the when I saw it. They really do have great ads. Then zippy's link was astounding (I'm a huge movie buff)...I'm sending it to everyone! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-02-2010, 06:52 AM	#9
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	If any of you were wondering (or even noticed) why i haven't been around lately... that's basically why. that and college and drinking and smoking and all that debauchery. eta: that meaning, the issues both discussed and immediately evident within this thread. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

07-02-2010, 10:11 AM	#10
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Spexx, you started a thread, and I opened it...how is that stalking? This is all that happened...I read the first three posts in a thread and saw (as I read it) #1: original, harmless post, #2: funny, harmless comment, #3: a comment which changed the nature of the thread, which made it be "about" the fighting instead of just letting it be a regular thread. I don't care "who" the posters were...I was commenting that, as I read the thread, I saw the subject of the fighting come up, and I didn't think it was necessary to mention it at that point. That's all. I think the thread, and the site, would have been better off without the tattle-taling. This is just one man's opinion. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-02-2010, 10:19 AM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You can try to deny that you're not a reader, UG, but Bill Clinton won the Bosnian War

07-02-2010, 10:49 AM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Sorry, I misread that part. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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